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Post by Dr. Waldorf X on Dec 4, 2011 21:59:56 GMT -5
So I stumbled upon this gem and the hypocrisy and greed behind is just astonishing. Apparently when there's nothing you can do about the thing you're bigoted against, you try to profit from it.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Dec 4, 2011 22:18:47 GMT -5
I want to believe "Advice from a Heterosexual" is some guy/girl who knows the article idea is stupid & wants to make it look as dumb as possible.
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Post by Kali on Dec 4, 2011 22:23:51 GMT -5
"Advice from a heterosexual" summarized: 1. Make it perfect. 2. Actually, it doesn't have to be perfect. 3. You know, forget I said anything. It's just another night.
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Post by ltfred on Dec 4, 2011 23:40:22 GMT -5
Look on the bright side: if liberals can get gay marriage legalised nationally, even for one day, the opposition against it will vanish. Anti-gay bigotry of this kind is a mile wide and an inch deep.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Dec 4, 2011 23:51:19 GMT -5
And then history will be retconned so that it was all the liberals' fault.
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Post by Thejebusfire on Dec 5, 2011 0:14:11 GMT -5
Apperantly, no one told that to king Soloman
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Post by devilschaplain2 on Dec 5, 2011 0:31:54 GMT -5
Gee whiz, I sure do hope that heterosexual advice helps y'all out there. Ya know, just in case ya don't know how stuff lines up down there between two guys or two gals.
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Post by foolishwisdom on Dec 5, 2011 1:37:58 GMT -5
This guy's just saying it's all about the sex, love, the sex, commitment, the sex, your special day, the sex, the person you'll live your whole day with, the sex with that person, the sex, the sex, your perfect day, the sex, et sex-tera.
How is it that talking about people doing all sorts of "nastiness" in the privacy of their own bedroom (regardless of what they actually do in the privacy of their own bedrooms) make you not the perverted one?
And as long as I'm on a roll, do these people even know what "privacy"even means?
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Post by Kit Walker on Dec 5, 2011 8:03:37 GMT -5
I'm neither shocked nor offended. While much of NewsCorp's media has a conservative bent (especially in the USA), the A-#1 priority it has is to make money.
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Post by Shane for Wax on Dec 5, 2011 8:11:47 GMT -5
No one told the Romans as a whole. Nobody told Alexander the Great either. Or Julius Caesar. Or Nero... :/ Oh and marriage historically has been a simple transaction. Love rarely entered in to it.
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Post by shykid on Dec 5, 2011 8:23:25 GMT -5
Let’s, for the sake of argument, assume this is true. www.nizkor.org/features/fallacies/appeal-to-tradition.htmlYou still fail. I mean, really, if people applied this “logic” consistently and actually thought this way about everything, we’d still be living in caves and communicating with grunts because any kind of change or progress would be scary and wrong since it’s different from the way things were in the beginning of time.
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Post by VirtualStranger on Dec 5, 2011 17:02:49 GMT -5
Well isn't that just the most condescending sentence ever.
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Post by storymoron on Dec 5, 2011 17:09:50 GMT -5
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. It is trying, and failing, so hard.
And the editor's name is Kuntzman. That's gold.
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Post by brendanrizzo on Dec 5, 2011 20:56:51 GMT -5
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. It is trying, and failing, so hard. And the editor's name is Kuntzman. That's gold. Eh, he probably pronounces it like "Koontzman", just like how John Boehner's name is pronounced "Bainer".
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Dec 5, 2011 20:59:45 GMT -5
Huh. Up until now, I've been pronouncing it as "Boner".
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