Oh Lawdy, is that some new Chick tract?

[katz]

Because nothing says Christian superiority like racist slang and stereotypical depictions of minorities. This tract is what Chick thinks black people do on an average day.


What is wrong with this child's face?


RAGE.


Police station FULL of black people. Also, though it's not stated, I think the mother's name might be Rosemary.


Fact: Satan is a black pimp.


Doctors are useless. Also, random hideous guy... fanning the reporter?


Don't, you know, use the paddles or anything. Or better yet, sing "Your Eyes", it's worked for years for Mimi in "Rent".


And it's also probably a major sign of a serious mental disorder. What if you sell your soul to not be gay anymore? Doesn't that just cancel one another out?

Moral of the story, kids? Make a deal with the devil, get fame and fortune, then repent hours between your time is up and thwart him. Repeat as needed.

[Carnivore_Rabbit]

Jesus H. Christ on a jumped-up pogo stick! It looks like a Chick Tract written by the Wayans Brothers in collaboration with D. W. Griffith.

[Magnizeal]

You missed the voodoo/catholic one!! "A devil, in the shape of a zombie." Yikes...

That said, yay black tracts... Pre-sporked!

[peanutfan]

I seriously doubt Chick knows anything about black people that he hasn't seen in a '70s blaxploitation movie or a gang movie.

[Trevelyan]

I'll take not so subtle racism for $500 Trebeck.

And yet, somehow, WE are the ones that are evil.

[m52nickerson]

Well you know it must be true since we see black athletes dying for no reason everyday.

[skyfire]

Like I said earlier, guys.

Chick supposedly had a stroke some time ago, and so it would appear that he's getting further and further removed from reality.

Add to it the fact that Chick thinks he needs to redo his tracts for the sake of courting black audiences, and this little farce was pretty well guaranteed to happen.

[Tiger]

May 19, 2009 17:24:25 GMT -5 skyfire said:

Chick supposedly had a stroke some time ago, and so it would appear that he's getting further and further removed from reality.

This hypothesis is inconsistent with the fact that his beliefs are shared by a large number of people with no (physical) brain damage, and that he was pretty much equally crazy before the stroke.

[Deimos]

I find it hilarious that he writes "modified for black audiences" under some of his tracts. Or something like that

[malendras]

May 19, 2009 18:48:58 GMT -5 Deimos said:

I find it hilarious that he writes "modified for black audiences" under some of his tracts. Or something like that

Especially when he ends up making them MORE racist.

[John E]

The very idea that something NEEDS to be modified for black audiences is pretty racist.

[mistermuncher]

There's only so much, if anything, you can put down to a stroke, in any case. Chick is hardly a one-man-band. Someone fully compos mentis is approving these and putting them out, and they're only doing so because some ballbag is buying them.

This shite only exists because someone wants it.

[wackadoodle]

Someone needs to give Chick an unlimited budget to make his own blockbuster. It'd be two hours of glorious insanity.

[skyfire]

May 19, 2009 22:25:20 GMT -5 @wackadoodle said:

Someone needs to give Chick an unlimited budget to make his own blockbuster. It'd be two hours of glorious insanity.

Chick already gave his stamp of approval to some movie a few years ago.

The screening marked one of the few times he was ever seen in public.

Dude honestly thinks that there's people out to get him.

[Thejebusfire]

May 19, 2009 18:48:58 GMT -5 Deimos said:

I find it hilarious that he writes "modified for black audiences" under some of his tracts. Or something like that

He did that for Native American's once too.