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Post by Admiral Lithp on May 19, 2009 23:30:13 GMT -5
Chick supposedly had a stroke some time ago, and so it would appear that he's getting further and further removed from reality. This hypothesis is inconsistent with the fact that his beliefs are shared by a large number of people with no (physical) brain damage, and that he was pretty much equally crazy before the stroke. Yeah, but SOMETHING must be up. I mean, Chick's always been retarded, but what the Hell was THAT? Skyfire: Ninja from the Vatican. I kid you fucking not. Edit: Oh my God, if I sent him a copy of the Trinity Blood manga, he would shit bricks!
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Post by ironbite on May 20, 2009 0:10:43 GMT -5
Just.....THE FUCK WAS THAT!?
Ironbite-didn't the kid set his older brother up for a drive-by or something? I kinda...lost the tract of the narrative.
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Post by mistermuncher on May 20, 2009 0:46:01 GMT -5
Jack Chick. Not a racist, but the pinnacle of black achievment must be athletic, and they die in drive-bys. Remember. Not a racist.
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Post by katz on May 20, 2009 15:26:12 GMT -5
Just.....THE FUCK WAS THAT!? Ironbite-didn't the kid set his older brother up for a drive-by or something? I kinda...lost the tract of the narrative. No, the kid just wishes his brother is dead, then a random guy we never see again kills him because his fiancée remarks that a phone picture of him is cute. Yeah.
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Post by The_L on May 20, 2009 16:25:45 GMT -5
Jack Chick. Not a racist, but the pinnacle of black achievment must be athletic, and they die in drive-bys. Remember. Not a racist. It's also totally non-racist to believe that the only sport black people are good at/interested in is basketball. Why is it always basketball?
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Post by katz on May 20, 2009 16:44:45 GMT -5
Jack Chick. Not a racist, but the pinnacle of black achievment must be athletic, and they die in drive-bys. Remember. Not a racist. It's also totally non-racist to believe that the only sport black people are good at/interested in is basketball. Why is it always basketball? Blacks have an extra bone in their ankles that allow them to jump higher than other races. That would be funnier if my aunt hadn't told me this numerous times while watching the Olympics. If she had her way, sports would be segregated by race because "otherwise it's not fair to anyone."
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Post by antichrist on May 20, 2009 16:54:20 GMT -5
I guess the 5'7" white kid who could dunk, that I went to high school with, doesn't exist. I swear his mother mated with a kangaroo or something.
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Post by skyfire on May 20, 2009 16:59:13 GMT -5
I guess the 5'7" white kid who could dunk, that I went to high school with, doesn't exist. I swear his mother mated with a kangaroo or something. Nor should Yao Ming. Y'know, the giant Chinese dude? Plays for the Rockets?
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Post by antichrist on May 20, 2009 17:26:18 GMT -5
Or Nash, he's sort of a hero around these parts.
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Post by perv on May 20, 2009 22:57:10 GMT -5
I've never seen anyone portray selling your soul to the devil as such a good deal as Chick does. This is at least the second tract on the topic, and once again they get everything they want and go to heaven anyway.
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Post by Thejebusfire on May 20, 2009 23:12:53 GMT -5
I've never seen anyone portray selling your soul to the devil as such a good deal as Chick does. This is at least the second tract on the topic, and once again they get everything they want and go to heaven anyway. It's either that or die and burn in hell.
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Post by phoenixultima on May 20, 2009 23:57:25 GMT -5
I think my favorite panel is the one where the reporter is, er, reporting the whole "this amazing basketball star is dying of unknown causes" story, and there's the devil behind him, making faces. Hey look, it's Satan! And he's being lovably wacky!
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Post by Admiral Lithp on May 20, 2009 23:59:13 GMT -5
I think my favorite panel is the one where the reporter is, er, reporting the whole "this amazing basketball star is dying of unknown causes" story, and there's the devil behind him, making faces. Hey look, it's Satan! And he's being lovably wacky! Sometimes, Satan is the coolest character in the tracts. I mean, come on, he's a total pimp in this one!
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Post by Lady Renae on May 21, 2009 4:29:26 GMT -5
Can there be a link to the tract? The images refuse to load for me.
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Post by ragabash on May 21, 2009 6:14:15 GMT -5
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