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Post by Angel Kaida on May 27, 2009 12:52:18 GMT -5
It doesn't EXACTLY fit in since it happened a few days ago, but after my family had been in the car for about 27 hours on a trip from North Dakota to Sacramento (with a 10-hour break after the first 12), we were on a very terrifying, winding mountain detour in the dark in Colfax, and my very giddy, very stressed, very tired mother saw a fox carrying a rabbit across the road. She yelled, and I quote, "SHITFOXRABBIT!" ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) Also, my big younger brother has a long history of walking and talking in his sleep; suddenly in the middle of this detour, on the winding terrifying mountain road in the dark, passing signs everywhere warning us of animal crossings and falling rocks, with about twelve cars lined up behind us, he sits up and yells, "STOP STOP STOP!" Then he takes a deep breath, and mutters, "Let me figure this out." He stares, eyes squinted with concentration, into the darkness; only then do we realize he was completely asleep, and my mom had screeched to a frightened halt for no reason at all.
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Post by Maronan on May 27, 2009 13:30:23 GMT -5
This latest Zero Punctuation review. (Specifically, the one line: "...and presumably, several roomfuls of people paid to sit and go 'b-b-b-b-b-b-b' all day long.") Sorry, can't type straight, I'm still laughing. XD
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Post by spaniel on May 27, 2009 17:34:16 GMT -5
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Post by wmdkitty on May 27, 2009 23:40:10 GMT -5
Whack A Kitty -- WAAAAY too cute! I kept giggling and squee-ing...
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Post by alwimo on May 28, 2009 3:21:36 GMT -5
At the place I volunteer at, today, one of the people that work there rang me up.
Her: "Hi, Alan. How are you?" Me: "I'm well. How are you? Her: "Not right now, I'm on the phone, sweetheart" Her, a second later (embarrassed): "I was talking to my four-year-old daughter next to me, not you."
I knew what she meant but we thought it was funny. You had to be there, I guess.
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Post by Jebediah on May 28, 2009 18:37:51 GMT -5
The bad jokes thread. They made me laugh when I was reading them, but just a normal type laugh. But when I tried to tell them to my friends over the phone I was laughing so hard I couldn't speak.
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Post by Haseen on May 28, 2009 21:45:31 GMT -5
wmdkitty: Oh jeez. My head just exploded from the cuteness.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on May 28, 2009 22:18:48 GMT -5
WMDKitty: That was great.
Spaniel: That bum is awesome.
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Post by Lazuline on May 28, 2009 22:53:14 GMT -5
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Post by ironbite on May 29, 2009 0:36:32 GMT -5
The Nostalgia Critic's review of.....everything.
Ironbite-Moonwalker and Good Son always get me laughing so hard...I fall out of my chair.
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Post by Dr. Waldorf X on May 29, 2009 0:45:54 GMT -5
This was yesterday, but my friend doing his excellent Billy Mays impression to quote Duke Nukem.
For example: Hi! Billy Mays here to ripe your head off! And if you order now, I'll shit down your neck, too!
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Post by Mira on May 29, 2009 2:13:58 GMT -5
Billy Mays gunna bring it
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