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Post by clockworkgirl21 on Mar 9, 2009 17:41:16 GMT -5
They do know X means porn, right? And not just graphic sex scene. X is like..."Oh thank goodness all you well endowed plumbers are here..."
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Post by DarthToxic on Mar 9, 2009 19:50:44 GMT -5
They do know X means porn, right? And not just graphic sex scene. X is like..."Oh thank goodness all you well endowed plumbers are here..." Moreover, X hasn't been an official rating since the MPAA retired it in favor of NC-17 in 1990 (because all porn movies were carrying self-imposed X ratings, and Hollywood understandibly didn't want that stigma to be attached to 'real', artistically legitimate movies like A Clockwork Orange and Sweet Sweetback's Badasssss Song which were awarded with said rating.) It't kind of a pet peeve of mine when people refer to 'X' as if it's still a legitimately-used MPAA rating.
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Post by The Lazy One on Mar 9, 2009 20:00:13 GMT -5
They do know X means porn, right? And not just graphic sex scene. X is like..."Oh thank goodness all you well endowed plumbers are here..." No, of course not. Because they would never watch an X-rated movie, riiigh?
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Post by schizophonic on Mar 9, 2009 23:38:44 GMT -5
Okay, so it's a little "worse" than I thought. Not that I'm completely surprised, given the source material. But still, it shouldn't be that offensive. I often wonder if it's a lack of maturity or just a fear that if we see genitals, we'll all get hot and want to have sex. Which makes me wonder what the Hell goes in their minds. "EW! PENIS! PORNOGRAPHIC!" How did we get so afraid of our bodies, anyway? RELIGION... God is perfect. God made man(kind) in his perfect image. But mankind is shameful and wicked because of genitals. Only organized religion can take something that is one of if not THE best thing EVER... like fucking EVER, and make it into something to be guilty about when it works exactly as it is supposed to, in order to continue the species. So God has no genitals? That must be emasculating, considering they all insist God's a dude. I mean, I understand why He's so pissed off early in the Bible, now. And I wonder if maybe the reason He didn't want them eating from the tree of Wisdom and discovering their nudity is that they would notice Eve was better hung than the Almighty.
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Mar 9, 2009 23:43:36 GMT -5
RELIGION... God is perfect. God made man(kind) in his perfect image. But mankind is shameful and wicked because of genitals. Only organized religion can take something that is one of if not THE best thing EVER... like fucking EVER, and make it into something to be guilty about when it works exactly as it is supposed to, in order to continue the species. So God has no genitals? That must be emasculating, considering they all insist God's a dude. I mean, I understand why He's so pissed off early in the Bible, now. And I wonder if maybe the reason He didn't want them eating from the tree of Wisdom and discovering their nudity is that they would notice Eve was better hung than the Almighty. How'd he knock up Mary, then?
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Post by ironbite on Mar 9, 2009 23:58:21 GMT -5
And now our friends at RR express their opinions on Watchmen. So.................she sat through 2 hours of this then just couldn't take it anymore and walked out? Ironbite-good lord that's insane.
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Mar 10, 2009 0:11:14 GMT -5
And now our friends at RR express their opinions on Watchmen. So.................she sat through 2 hours of this then just couldn't take it anymore and walked out? Ironbite-good lord that's insane. I have a better "2 hours into Watchmen" story to tell. We were at Watchmen, and there was a group of teenagers (mostly guys), who giggled and laughed any time Dr. Manhattan's wing-wang was onscreen, or during any of the sex scenes, and similar. Finally, this one guy stood up--he was, like, 6 feet tall--and says (audibly, but not loud enough to disturb others) "God, shut up! It's been two hours; we get it! Now watch the fucking movie!" They didn't make a sound for the rest of the film.
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Post by Redhunter on Mar 10, 2009 4:10:13 GMT -5
RELIGION... God is perfect. God made man(kind) in his perfect image. But mankind is shameful and wicked because of genitals. Only organized religion can take something that is one of if not THE best thing EVER... like fucking EVER, and make it into something to be guilty about when it works exactly as it is supposed to, in order to continue the species. So God has no genitals? That must be emasculating, considering they all insist God's a dude. I mean, I understand why He's so pissed off early in the Bible, now. And I wonder if maybe the reason He didn't want them eating from the tree of Wisdom and discovering their nudity is that they would notice Eve was better hung than the Almighty. Yeah, that's a good one. Why does he hate sex organs so badly? Of course, adam and eve were invented before death, so he must've; made them and all animals with genitalia without knowing why he was doing it, or knew ahead of time they would need to have sex to propagate after they unleashed death into the world, or didn't have them and had to be retrofitted. So if god didn't create death, there was no reason to fuck to multiply so he made adam in his image; smooth around the bend. So no dick god decided that everyone is going to cut their dick off if they love him. Deciding that was a bit too much he compromised with circumcision. Here ends our lesson on why god is an overbearing douchebag. It seems he has penis envy.
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Post by Redhunter on Mar 10, 2009 4:15:00 GMT -5
So God has no genitals? That must be emasculating, considering they all insist God's a dude. I mean, I understand why He's so pissed off early in the Bible, now. And I wonder if maybe the reason He didn't want them eating from the tree of Wisdom and discovering their nudity is that they would notice Eve was better hung than the Almighty. How'd he knock up Mary, then? It's the magical power of the trinity. God is the main dude, jesus is his girly alter ego, and the holy spirit is god's dick as it launches (Ben Chapelski: Let's see how you like my... COCK ROCKET!) like a rocket and impregnates women. It's a Sweet-Meat-Seeker.
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Post by The Lazy One on Mar 10, 2009 5:16:09 GMT -5
And now our friends at RR express their opinions on Watchmen. So.................she sat through 2 hours of this then just couldn't take it anymore and walked out? Ironbite-good lord that's insane. Once you watched for two hours, you might as well just finish the movie. It only makes sense. But then, fundies don't really make sense.
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Post by doomie 22 on Mar 11, 2009 23:16:45 GMT -5
And now our friends at RR express their opinions on Watchmen. So.................she sat through 2 hours of this then just couldn't take it anymore and walked out? Ironbite-good lord that's insane. Not only that. After walking out, she went home and cried. Yes, that's right, she saw a movie she didn't like so she went home and cried about it.
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Post by schizophonic on Mar 11, 2009 23:43:57 GMT -5
I strongly object to this comment. While I have been known to spend extended periods of time in a horizontal position, I am usually sitting, if not standing, upright. I keep slouching to a minimum. This comment shows an astonishing prejudice against moderate and liberal Christians who nonetheless strive to maintain good posture. I apologise. I should not have confused your erect nature for tension.
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Post by schizophonic on Mar 11, 2009 23:47:58 GMT -5
Yes, that's right, she saw a movie she didn't like so she went home and cried about it.I think the more important point is that she felt the need to shower in response to the movie.
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Post by MozMode on Mar 12, 2009 0:22:30 GMT -5
So.................she sat through 2 hours of this then just couldn't take it anymore and walked out? Ironbite-good lord that's insane. I have a better "2 hours into Watchmen" story to tell. We were at Watchmen, and there was a group of teenagers (mostly guys), who giggled and laughed any time Dr. Manhattan's wing-wang was onscreen, or during any of the sex scenes, and similar. Finally, this one guy stood up--he was, like, 6 feet tall--and says (audibly, but not loud enough to disturb others) "God, shut up! It's been two hours; we get it! Now watch the fucking movie!" They didn't make a sound for the rest of the film. That was fucking awesome of him. When I went to see it, I think we kind of all giggled at the first shot, you know, get it out of our systems. Then we just went on with the movie, no big deal. There was a couple of groups that could not stop giggling though. And these weren't teen's. As far as I could see, they were early to mid twenties.
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Post by Lady Renae on Mar 12, 2009 2:46:58 GMT -5
Anyone who reaches the age of twenty and still feels the need to giggle at the sight of a penis should be made to watch Terantino and Rodrigez marathons in pitch black, tied to chairs, and unable to sleep or do anything other than eat, piss, and watch the movies until they either get over themselves or go insane.
Seriously, you're TWENTY FUCKING YEARS OLD!!! I stopped giggling at penises when I was seventeen (except for this one guy who had two colors... it was funny looking), and I'm nearly twenty-three, so SURELY these gorram twenty-somethings can handle it. HONESTLY!!! IT'S A PENIS! IT ISN'T EVEN A REAL ONE!!! GAH!
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