Paul Revere would like to sell you a passport

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Paul Revere would like to sell you a passport May 26, 2009 23:32:59 GMT -5

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Post by tempus on May 26, 2009 23:32:59 GMT -5

Apparently, the kingdom of Heaven has an embassy now, and Pastor Paul Revere is its ambassador.

Relations between the Kingdom and Reality would seem to be a bit frosty, as the above photograph shows. In 1999, the good pastor was apparently arrested for driving around with Kingdom of Heaven license plates on his vehicle.

You can read about his ambassadorship's ordeal here

Anyroad, while poking around his site, I found this lovely gem.

What is the purpose of a Kingdom of Heaven Passport?

The Kingdom of Heaven Passport is a declaration of your citizenship in Heaven. (Philippians 3:20) It requests that you pass without delay or hindrance for the purpose of evangelizing.

So, I decided to follow the purchase link:

That's right, friends--for the low, low price of only 50 dollars postage and handling, you too can have a passport declaring your citizenship in the Kingdom of ~~Batshittery~~ Heaven!

Last Edit: May 26, 2009 23:47:08 GMT -5 by tempus

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antichrist Guest	Paul Revere would like to sell you a passport May 27, 2009 0:30:58 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by antichrist on May 27, 2009 0:30:58 GMT -5 Have you sent this to RR? There's nothing worse than getting to the border gate and finding out your papers aren't in order.

Trevelyan God Furry Minion of DOOM! Atheist Socialist Furry Posts: 577	Paul Revere would like to sell you a passport May 27, 2009 15:41:34 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Trevelyan on May 27, 2009 15:41:34 GMT -5 More importantly can I get one with the name of Cthulu?
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perv Senior Member Posts: 429	Paul Revere would like to sell you a passport May 27, 2009 15:58:14 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by perv on May 27, 2009 15:58:14 GMT -5 May 27, 2009 15:41:34 GMT -5 Trevelyan said: More importantly can I get one with the name of Cthulu? Excellent point.

The Lazy One God Eater of Souls ... when she's good and ready Lazier Than You Posts: 2,933	Paul Revere would like to sell you a passport May 27, 2009 15:58:44 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Lazy One on May 27, 2009 15:58:44 GMT -5 Is this the same guy who tried to not pay taxes by saying that he was a Citizen of Heaven?
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Star Cluster God The heavens convince me there is no God. Posts: 518	Paul Revere would like to sell you a passport May 30, 2009 8:13:15 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Star Cluster on May 30, 2009 8:13:15 GMT -5 Ah, nothing like a little fleecing of the ~~gullible~~ flock for Jebuz.
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antichrist Guest	Paul Revere would like to sell you a passport May 30, 2009 11:31:06 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by antichrist on May 30, 2009 11:31:06 GMT -5 So can I live a life in complete heathenism as long as I have the passport?

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Paul Revere would like to sell you a passport May 30, 2009 14:17:24 GMT -5

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Post by Rat Of Steel on May 30, 2009 14:17:24 GMT -5

Is it just me, or did anyone else picture his business getting raided as part of a fraud investigation, causing this guy to rush into his office shouting to whatever employees he might have, "The heathens are coming! The heathens are coming!"?

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Thejebusfire God Fan O' Shirou-chan, Toy Soldier A proper southern lady... Posts: 6,336	Paul Revere would like to sell you a passport May 30, 2009 14:20:55 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Thejebusfire on May 30, 2009 14:20:55 GMT -5 This is the most hillarious fraud I've ever seen.
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Sigmaleph God Creepy, Perverted, Lying Freak Posts: 4,216	Paul Revere would like to sell you a passport May 30, 2009 14:42:43 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sigmaleph on May 30, 2009 14:42:43 GMT -5 May 27, 2009 15:58:44 GMT -5 The Lazy One said: Is this the same guy who tried to not pay taxes by saying that he was a Citizen of Heaven? Not the brightest idea. They might deport him...
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Paul Revere would like to sell you a passport

Post by tempus on May 26, 2009 23:32:59 GMT -5

Post by antichrist on May 27, 2009 0:30:58 GMT -5

Post by Trevelyan on May 27, 2009 15:41:34 GMT -5

Post by perv on May 27, 2009 15:58:14 GMT -5

Post by The Lazy One on May 27, 2009 15:58:44 GMT -5

Post by Star Cluster on May 30, 2009 8:13:15 GMT -5

Post by antichrist on May 30, 2009 11:31:06 GMT -5

Post by Rat Of Steel on May 30, 2009 14:17:24 GMT -5

Post by Thejebusfire on May 30, 2009 14:20:55 GMT -5

Post by Sigmaleph on May 30, 2009 14:42:43 GMT -5