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Post by Sleepy on Mar 26, 2010 22:43:26 GMT -5
I had a dream last night that I had some sort of small animal as a pet that I always held. If I let it escape my hands, it would escape forever. I can't remember if it was some sort of dog/cat/squirrel thing. It was an animal with dark fur. I was at my mom's old job and held the thing all day. Eventually she got off work and we were elsewhere. I remember staring at my hands, looking for the animal. Apparently it shrunk to the size of a tiny speck, so I searched my hands for a small dark speck. I saw a dark speck moving across my hands. Clearly that was the animal. It looked like a tiny insect crawling, not a dog/cat/squirrel.
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Post by tolpuddlemartyr on Mar 26, 2010 23:05:57 GMT -5
I've had dreams with a "protective" theme too, had one which involved guiding a bunch of injured people through a harsh landscape that was a combination of the outback from The Maxx and the real outback in the Northern Territory where I used to work. It was kind of scary. There were all sorts of things trying to poison us or eat us.
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Post by The_L on Mar 27, 2010 5:32:37 GMT -5
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Post by Sleepy on Apr 1, 2010 12:39:53 GMT -5
There seriously must be something wrong with me. I had a dream last night that someone wanted to stimulate my prostate, and since I didn't have one, that person told me to grow one. How do you grow a fucking prostate?!?
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Post by MaybeNever on Apr 1, 2010 12:55:17 GMT -5
How do you grow a prostate? With science!
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Post by ironbite on Apr 1, 2010 16:02:33 GMT -5
How do you grow a prostate? With SCIENCE! Fixed it for you.
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Post by Sleepy on Apr 1, 2010 18:33:35 GMT -5
Bad science! I don't want one!
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Post by Ian1732 on Apr 1, 2010 19:25:01 GMT -5
I once had a dream about Pearl Harbor in modern times, so to speak. What happened was, I was in Hawaii, I think, and I saw a bunch of explosions way off in the distance, which slowly became mushroom clouds. And somehow, I instantly realized (In the dream) That it was North Korea.
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Post by Sleepy on Apr 3, 2010 17:32:49 GMT -5
Two nights ago, I dreamt that my mom was wearing Tripp pants. My god they looked awful, but since she didn't have any other clean pants, she was going to wear them to work.
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Post by tygerarmy on Apr 3, 2010 19:02:06 GMT -5
I had a weird mystery dream involving Scooby Do and Shaggy; who then went to bed and turned into Ash and Misty. Didn't finish the dream but I bet the ghosts probably would've been Jesse and James. And they would have gotten away with too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids and their Pikachu
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Post by Ian1732 on Apr 3, 2010 20:10:07 GMT -5
I had a dream last night, where I was at the Kid's Choice awards, and I had actually won an award somehow. Then I was with my old friends from a summer camp, and then I was back at the Kid's Choice Awards, without my award. At that point, I was trying to figure out if I had actually won an award, or if I had just dreamed it all up. (Yes, a dream within a dream.)
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Post by Sleepy on Apr 4, 2010 7:24:13 GMT -5
I had a dream that there was a Sims expansion pack called The Sims: Economy. I found the name odd but thought it would bring all sorts of cool, new dimensions into the game. Then I played the game and all it added was these new walls that had animals on them. I think I was actually in the Sims game, and I wandered through the neighborhood looking at the various designs people had used the new walls in.
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Post by The Lazy One on Apr 4, 2010 10:17:20 GMT -5
Last night I had a dream that somehow I ended up in a discussion with Steven Anderson (the crazy pastor), his equally bonkers wife, and Nancy Pelosi. Steven Anderson had apparently discovered 4chan and was trying to get Nancy Pelosi to shut it down, but she said that she couldn't do anything about it because of the First Amendment. Mrs. Anderson (I can't spell her given name) then said that she found some good recipes on there, and that she was rather fond of the travel board. He started yelling at her about visiting evil websites and that he was going to take away her network cable. Then, she ran and hid behind me, begging me to protect her network cable. Nancy Pelosi just sort of watched the whole thing before calling the FBI and having Steven Anderson escorted out.
It was weird, and I don't even know why I dreamed of those two... I haven't seen any quotes from either of them for a while.
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Post by tygerarmy on Apr 4, 2010 15:22:09 GMT -5
I had a dream I auditioned for American Idol. Which is weird cause I don't watch or care about it. In real life there are 3 stages you have to pass to get to the TV judges. In my dream this took in this hotel, each stage in different bar areas. I failed the first stage because I can't sing. But depending on if you passed or failed you go up a different flight of stairs. I followed my friend who passed and forged the signature on my page. The second stage was the bar on the second floor. The room was shaped like two boxes, which were barely more then hallways 'cause the insides was open space where you could see downstairs and the stairs were in the middle and as you came up a person would send to the left or right box to perform. It was surprisingly unorganized. Because the one judge was behind a bar, he was also a bartender and all the people who had passed and were waiting to go to the next stage were there. So it was like bad karaoke, except without the music or words to follow. I had to sing and all these people were talking and the Mic I was given wasn't working. I sung Testify by Rage Against the Machine. And again I suck at singing, I just went because I want to sing really badly on tv and my friend who can sing wanted company cause he's nervous. My friend sings the chorus with me. Afterwards I go up to the judge and he was making a drink for someone and I thought he'd missed my performance. But then he gave me my sheet back, it was graded in red ink and I got an 86% like being in grammar school along with both positive and negative comments. I think I scored high enough to move on, but then I woke up.
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Post by Vypernight on Apr 6, 2010 4:45:15 GMT -5
Do you remember those stories where the people claim some thugs broke into their school or whatever, pointing guns at them and asking if they're ready to die for Jesus? You know, the ones where the person reazlied right there and then that their life has meaning?
Well, in my dream, I was hanging out with my brother and his gf when we went to her church. The priest asked me a bunch of questions, and I mentioned I'm a Buddhist and agnostic. Sometime later, some thugs 'broke' into the church, knocked everyone down and held everyone at gunpoint (At least I think it was everyone. I was looking for the bathroom at the time). The 'thug' pointed a gun at me after knocking me down and started to ask if I was ready to die for Jesus.
Before he could finish, however, I grabbed his wrist and punched him in the crotch. I then took his gun and opened fire on the other thugs (Apparently the guns had blanks, and for some reason, all the thugs sold the shots). After taking down several of them, I ran outside and called 911.
This time, 911 took me seriously as about a dozen cop cars showed up. I went back inside with the cops, and the priest admitted he set the whole thing up to help me find my faith. I told him that thanks to his B.S. I've never been farther from it than I was at that moment.
I told my brother and his gf (They were not in on it) that I'd be waiting outside for them. Then I flipped off the priest and walked out.
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