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Post by Haseen on Jul 11, 2010 2:48:12 GMT -5
I had a dream notable for having one of the greatest forms of transportation ever. You would go into an all out sprint, then slide on this frictionless pad, which you could take however far you need to go. It was like a baseball slide, where your feet go out in front, then you just recline and let it take you to wherever you need to go at your original sprinting speed. This was just to get around a school campus, not like across the state, but the campus was huge, like a couple miles between classes.
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Post by chad sexington on Jul 11, 2010 5:33:23 GMT -5
Other than the fact that dudes watching porn together makes them automatically gay. Only if they wank off in front of each other. And really, who'd do that?
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Post by Deimos on Jul 11, 2010 6:42:32 GMT -5
*raises a hand* Ive wanked off with a straight guy xD
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Post by The_L on Jul 11, 2010 12:36:05 GMT -5
*raises a hand* Ive wanked off with a straight guy xD Phobos?
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Jul 11, 2010 14:10:45 GMT -5
I had a dream last night that I was on America's Next Top Model, despite being only 5'2" (a fact I was trying to hide from the judges, and somehow getting away with). For some reason, the show was being filmed in the parking lot of my local Co-op grocery store, and some random girl whose website I used to visit was there cheering me on. Anyway, I ended up wandering off and getting lost inside the store, trying to find my way back to the parking lot, and at some point the dream changed and I was now working in the store wanting my shift to end so I could get back outside to compete on the show.
This dream was actually pretty tame compared to some of the other ones I've had, but still... America's Next Top Model? At the grocery store?
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Post by Sleepy on Jul 11, 2010 19:51:05 GMT -5
Last night I dreamt that I was at a hotel on vacation. At one point I was running through the city's streets from various people. It seemed so real. I awoke four minutes before my alarm was set to go off, angry because I had to go to work.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 16, 2010 17:25:15 GMT -5
A couple nights ago, I dreamt I was Sora, roaming the worlds with Donald and Goofy...we finally came to one world where Axel was a security guard for a hotel (he still wore his cloak) and was frantically beating red bouncing balls away from the door. When I asked what was going one, he grimly declared, "This is Japan; it shouldn't be this racist."
Then I woke up.
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Post by Chi Shiro on Jul 16, 2010 18:32:06 GMT -5
A few nights ago I dreamt that I slept with someone here from the forums. I'm not saying who cause it was weird. But I felt so guilty after sleeping with them that I burst out crying and wouldn't stop.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Jul 16, 2010 23:06:18 GMT -5
I had a dream last night that somehow went from hijacking a train and causing a massive crash because some idiot left a ute parked on the tracks which derailed the train to using a discarded magic wand thingy I found lying on the ground to control the weather.
My dreams are ten shades of fucking weird.
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Jul 17, 2010 16:26:48 GMT -5
Last night, I had two odd dreams.
The first involved an epic adventure on a mountain way up far north, where two of my friends and I were backpacking. We kept passing bears and nearly dying, in addition to being lost, so these dudes in jeeps finally showed up to rescue us and drove us back to this weird complex full of plastic bubble houses. I went into one of the houses, and this stereotypical Asian dude offered to share his bed with me (in a non-sexual way). In order to stay warm, you had to position the blanket in just the right way and occasionally expose your face to the sky so you wouldn't overheat. Later, for some stupid reason, my friends and I went back up onto the bear-infested mountain, got rescued again, and went back to the weird bubble hut complex again.
The second dream, I went to the gas station by my old house because I had won a free Pepsi from Facebook. As I was walking up, I somehow determined that the gas station was about to explode, so I ran down to this enormous swamp/sea/whatever and dove into it. Apparently this swamp/sea/whatever was somehow in Korea. I can't really remember the specifics, but I ended up swimming around with a few other people after getting lost, while the gas station kept repeatedly exploding in the distance. I spent the entire time obsessing over my Pepsi. When I woke up, I really thirsty.
Edit: Almost forgot, the mountain dream started with a storyline involving the family from the show Medium, all trying to escape from some giant worm thing, which drove them up into a really tall skyscraper that somehow turned into a mountain, leading into the bear/bubble hut scenario.
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Post by chad sexington on Jul 17, 2010 20:53:05 GMT -5
Had a dream about one of the legendary FSTDT orgies this morning. I'm still trying to untangle the logistics of who scored with whom, but all I can be clear of is I didn't get any myself.
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Post by Sleepy on Jul 17, 2010 22:08:23 GMT -5
I had several dreams while I was on vacation last week. The only one I can remember right now is where I was working on the sales floor at my job, and there were at least four customers waiting to check out. My co-worker was ringing up one of them, and then another one came to me with a fuckload of dishes that needed to be wrapped. I became stressed.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Jul 18, 2010 2:55:06 GMT -5
Had a dream about one of the legendary FSTDT orgies this morning. I'm still trying to untangle the logistics of who scored with whom, but all I can be clear of is I didn't get any myself. What'd I get? ;D
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Post by Sleepy on Jul 18, 2010 7:14:56 GMT -5
Had a dream about one of the legendary FSTDT orgies this morning. I'm still trying to untangle the logistics of who scored with whom, but all I can be clear of is I didn't get any myself. What'd I get? ;D This. I wanna know.
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Jul 18, 2010 20:19:54 GMT -5
Last night I had a dream that a bunch of people were competing in a sex competition in order to rescue a princess from some kind of evil overlord.
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