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Post by Caitshidhe on May 18, 2011 11:47:43 GMT -5
Last night was the first night in ages I actually got some sleep. Unfortunately I also had three nightmares.
The first was my family members falsely accusing me of stealing from them and then telling my mother on me. My mom is a bitch enough as it is, even in my NIGHTMARES I couldn't imagine what reaction she would have had if I was accused of stealing from relatives. I woke up just before I would have had to confront her.
The second dream I was carjacked and couldn't remember how to call 911 or tell the dispatcher what was going on. I hate having dreams where something awful happens and I can't remember how to get help.
The third dream was about the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie--with skeleton pirates and all. Which normally wouldn't give me nightmares at all but for some reason bothered me immensely last night. I wrenched my shoulder trying to get away from all those horrible skeletal hands--actually wrenched my shoulder in the real world from thrashing in my sleep.
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Post by Art Vandelay on May 26, 2011 22:34:28 GMT -5
I've been having a lot of what I can only describe as rather dystopic dreams lately. I can't remember any of the exact details, but as I do remember one snippet of one such dream, in which dog breeding had reached a point where the dogs were so inbred that they couldn't even chase a stick.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on May 29, 2011 14:04:40 GMT -5
Um...evidently, one of my/my friend's characters who is a prostitute (I'm guessing I know which one, but I don't know if she's really a character or a dream-induced character) ended up turning her adoptive father/pimp's bordello into a halfway house for street kids, and really wanted my help in helping her fund it.
So I went to a wrestling convention with The Spoony One to hock some wares. I got creeped out by some of the wrestling fans, so I went into the basement to get away from them and found some kinda girly convention (my best guess: a loosely My Little Pony con, mixed liberally with glitter) and found my best friend selling some of her stuff and flirting with this chick I absolutely hated. I got really jealous and forced the girl to go away somehow (a tub full of water comes to mind, though I really really hope I'm remembering wrong) so I could spend more time with my friend.
Then my C-PAP mask started squirting air into my eyes due to my sweaty face making it slip around, and I woke up pissed off.
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on May 30, 2011 21:05:52 GMT -5
I had a dream about being able to exploit "a Super Mario glitch" in real life. I could jump several feet into the air, stop in midair, and then move forward indefinitely as long as I didn't drastically change my pose. It was kind of awesome, in a goofy way.
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Post by chad sexington on Jun 3, 2011 9:02:56 GMT -5
I had a dream this morning where I discovered that Kisa and Lili were running a slave ring - they'd abduct/seduce young guys then inject them with "mind control drugs" to turn them into zombie-slaves.
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Post by Paimun on Jun 3, 2011 10:44:34 GMT -5
I can't remember my dreams last night, but two nights ago I had three consecutive dreams about arguing with someone over something and one dream where I had a shouting match with my parents and tried to off myself. That last one is frightfully common, too. Why don't I have dreams where I'm getting my dick wet more instead?
EDIT: Okay, so last night I did actually er, knock up some random asian chick in my basement. As soon as I pulled out she started giving birth. A baby was emerging from her vagina.
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In a later dream, I was on vacation somewhere, might or might not have been with friends, driving around the beach and mountains, and I got some ice cream at this ice cream stand. It was like my fourth ice cream or something. I don't remember much else, but I remember finding myself in the hotel we were at with my parents in this big room on fire, with minecraft lava. There were fire fighters trying to put it out at both ends of the room and we kept walking through it trying to get away from the fire. Eventually it made a giant wall on both sides of the room, and we were trapped, until this giant wall of water came out of the ceiling and extinguished most of the fire/lava and turned a lot of it into obsidian. About 400 people died, 17 of us survived, including my parents and I. I thought I was going to die for a while until I got onto some of the obsidian and then the fire got put out. So all the survivors walked upstairs, and I was crying pretty hard at this point, and we got to the lobby where there were still a ton of people. Some of them were giving out tea samples. It tasted like iced tea, and it was pretty good.
But I woke up before I really got to drink it.
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Post by SweetZombieJesus on Jun 8, 2011 19:51:52 GMT -5
I've dreamt--twice--that I've gone back in time to save Princess Di's life.
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Is something wrong with me?
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Post by Shane for Wax on Jun 9, 2011 9:04:58 GMT -5
More of a nightmare really:
We were on our way to the moon base when were attacked by another ship. We were boarded by someone (I heard 'mabus' being shouted by some of the peeps in my dream).
I got to watch as a lot of people I've grown to enjoy being friends with be cut down.
I was on my knees when I saw one of the members of the forums beheaded. The guy next to me had feelings for the first one and ended up going into a rampage. I watched him get cut down. I grabbed my sword and my pistol and ended up jumping into the action. I think I died because my dream ended and I woke up. I usually wake up from my nightmares when I die in my dream.
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Post by Radiation on Jun 9, 2011 22:59:47 GMT -5
Does anyone ever dream about websites that you visit and then wake up and wonder if you actually posted something that you didn't want people to know about, or doesn't make sense?
I've had dreams like that, where I posted things here on FSTDT, 4chan, Facebook, etc about things that didn't make sense. Hell I had a dream where I Googled about finding my mom on the moon and how I had to get her back before Obama permabanned her from the galaxy.
Edit: Because I am so dumb with my grammar to not use past tense.
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Jun 10, 2011 13:50:49 GMT -5
I had a dream about that character Hanners from that webcomic you all like (I was reading TVTropes all day). She was perplexed as to why having multiple AC adapters wouldn't act as a heat sink for a laptop. And now, so am I.
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Post by The_L on Jun 12, 2011 3:34:50 GMT -5
I had a dream about that character Hanners from that webcomic you all like (I was reading TVTropes all day). She was perplexed as to why having multiple AC adapters wouldn't act as a heat sink for a laptop. And now, so am I. Um...somehow I just don't think it would work. Also, Hannelore is <3
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Post by chad sexington on Jun 12, 2011 6:19:52 GMT -5
I had a weird dream just now, about a family-sitcom about the President's family. In this episode, some Wonka-esque company had developed a new line of crisps, with all amazing and delicious flavours like bubblegum and icecream and whatever, and they were delivering them to the President's kids for approval. So they had a party and invited about fifty friends over to await these new super-chips, and because they were so awesome the whole White House had to go into lockdown. The President himself came home from a hard day at the Capitol and couldn't even get in - until the crisps arrived. Then it was madness, as kids, adults and even Secret Security men went into hysteria trying to grab a packet of these wonderful wonderful chips
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Post by worlder on Jun 12, 2011 9:39:56 GMT -5
Well anyway this post is just made after I woke up, but in that dream I somehow met Jesus of Nazareth.
Yeah you are thinking typical religious dream stuff, except that he did not preach to me or anything. Also he spoke to me in English (what did you expect it is my dream) a very thick accent, I think it was of Semitic origin. Can't pin down the looks.
How he spoke to me was as if I was another local. That's right just another local in c.80 BCE Israel(?). I think he ignore the part where I said I'm from the future lols. The things he spoke about seemed to be an introduction of some sort to his lead followers, something about a book, and finally the thing I remember most vividly was him talking about an angel having many wings.
So yeah he was rattling off random facts I knew about the Judeo-Christian faith while the rest of my head managed to put it into a sensible scenario.
Well now that is done I want to hear stories of fundies and there dreams.
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Post by Smurfette Principle on Jun 12, 2011 10:28:44 GMT -5
I had a dream that I was Rose Tyler and I traveled with the Ninth Doctor.
Also, I think I turned into a half-lizard person.
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Post by Paimun on Jun 12, 2011 11:11:24 GMT -5
I had a dream I was back in my third grade class last night but older, and I was so apathetic I just slept a lot and did none of the work. I ended up with almost all Cs and Ds and Fs on my report card after...a few days (not going to question dream logic). I think it was worse than my high school experience. I also remember dreaming about riding a roller coaster that had a pretty good layout...but I can't remember it now that I woke up.
The OTHER day I dreamt that I was watching a movie and all of a sudden the rapture had happened and taken people away. And I was talking to God for half the dream. I remember my sexuality came up, I was telling him I liked being gay (well, bi) and I remember trying to convince him that I should have been taken up too. I also went to an amusement park with a friend of mine. ...She kissed the person next to her in the row in front of me on a roller coaster, and she's a friend that IRL I think she's kind of into me, so I wasn't happy about this. Although later on in the same dream I was at her house and she was hitting on me, soo... *shrug*
Dreams can be pretty fascinating and I wish so much that you could go back to them and just walk around sometimes.
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