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Post by John E on Aug 24, 2011 23:52:31 GMT -5
Had a dream that I won $32 million in a game of Keno. Then I woke up depressed when I realized it wasn't true.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Aug 31, 2011 3:03:21 GMT -5
Dreamed last night that my dog died, which was absolutely horrible. Woke up feeling like absolute shit, though extremely relieved that the old girl is still alive and well.
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Post by Paimun on Aug 31, 2011 11:08:57 GMT -5
I had a weird dream about sending my computer in to be fixed for...something, so we hopped into this computer repair shop. I gave them the computer and they said they'd need it for a few days and they took the hard drive out. Then I realized I had porn in the pictures folder, and I didn't want them to see it, so I tried to get it off with my thumb drive, but it didn't work. So I asked them for the computer back and they complied. Somehow I got roped into staying there, I forgot how entirely, and ended up as like an intern. I followed them around for days and realized they and their boss were kind of jerks. So two of my IRL friends came along and told me that the people that worked there were part of some cracker ring. I decided I'd leave, so we went to where I was sleeping and packed up all my shit, put it in my dad's car, and we left. At some unrelated point in a dream, I was walking through a mall, which happens a LOT, and somehow I pissed off a female friend of mine. So I walked all the way to some room that was dimly lit and had a bunch of tables and she was sitting there. I sat down and mumbled "sorry" to her. Not entirely sure what happened after that. Also, I was in a mall at another point in the dream. It looked very similar to a mall near my house. I looked around the Gamestop for a while, and tried to look at the strategy guides, but they were all behind a glass case, for some reason. I left and went down to the food court and went up the other side of the mall. There were a lot of angry mobbish type people and loud teenagers running through the mall, and it was getting hectic, with the lights dimming and turning up a lot, so I escaped into a JCPenny's. It was fairly relaxing being inside the store once I was there, but I was eating something and the lady inside told me I wasn't allowed to bring food in, so I left. I went back in as soon as I finished it. The store turned into something else, however, in the meantime. Not sure how much I remember of that dream so let's leave it at that.
I was walking through Lawrence in a later dream, or maybe the same dream, I don't remember, with the same two IRL friends from the first dream. We were pretty happy and laughing, then we turned up a side street and this shady car pulled up behind us. The people stopped and stepped out, walked up to us and threw these light grenade things at us. They made us walk up the street and kept throwing them. At one point, I managed to duck away off an alleyway, but one of them yelled at me and forced me back with the group. We ended up in some shop around a counter with them and I remember one of my IRL friends and I were hugging each other tightly. That's about all the detail I can get out of that one.
Another dream I had placed us in North Carolina or something (again) going to or from some amusement park. Well, apparently Hersheypark was really close to us, Hershey being 20 miles from where we were, but dad didn't want to go there. Well, we stumbled upon it anyways and was excited about it. Then I looked to my left and saw Cedar Point across the lake next to us. It was quite picturesque, two amusement parks on either side of a body of water with us driving down the road in the middle. Felt very much like a beach boardwalk, actually. I don't remember going to either park though.
Last dream I can remember had me in my old bedroom at my house, on the computer, browsing an old forum I used to go to, drawing a picture of a woman. I was quite good at drawing in the dream, and everything I did to change the picture ended up having an unintended consequence. I ended up with a clone of the woman right next to her, and it actually looked very good. Mom popped in every now and then to tell me the drawing was actually quite nice, and also to offer to take me to an ice cream store because she went earlier without me and wanted to get me something too. I was talking to my female friend that I pissed off in the earlier dream, too. We were talking about something to do with masturbating with pillows. I vividly remember having a very hard dream boner after that. I also came up with a rather vulgar joke in the dream. And woke up shortly after the masturbation discussion.
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Post by Vypernight on Sept 1, 2011 6:24:51 GMT -5
I had a dream the other night that I was forced to take a company drug test, and I failed. As they were firing me, I kept arguing that there was no way I could fail the test since I don't even like taking pills unless my head feels like it's about to explode.
They then said the substance found is smoked, but I told them the only time I'm smoking is when I burn myself. They then asked me what I had ingested in the past 24 hours; I told them Pop Tarts, a roast beaf sub, cookies, a TV dinner, and soda. That's it.
We kept arguing back and forth until I woke up wondering WTF that came from. I don't smoke, I hate drinking, and I only take medicine when I really really have to (almost always the minimum dose as I simply hate medicine).
I have a feeling I'd be raising hell if this happened for real.
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Sept 2, 2011 22:34:15 GMT -5
I had a dream last night where I popped a zit and it seemed to be filled with a stupidly large amount of fat. I was squeezing the area around it and forcing out what looked like a massive snake of the stuff. Quite disgusting if you ask me. I have dreams like that quite often, as well as ones where I'm digging out ridiculous amounts of wax from my ears.
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Post by Hades on Sept 3, 2011 13:38:45 GMT -5
Last night I dreamt I was present for the Kennedy assassination, but everything was steampunk. I have no idea what seeded that.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Sept 3, 2011 16:30:34 GMT -5
Last night's dreams involved lesbians, helicoptors, a treehouse, and a map of South Carolina. I have no idea how all of this was connected, just the basic elements.
The "A Team" theme may have featured in the dream, too, but I can't be sure.
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Sept 3, 2011 16:48:47 GMT -5
Last night, during what little sleep I got, I had a dream that my roommate had a pet lion which constantly bullied me around, leaving me in constant fear of being mauled. She also had a panther, but it didn't feature in the dream quite so prominently. Somehow these animals got outside, and the dream ended with the police showing up to return the them to us, much to my dismay.
Man, fuck lions.
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Post by Iczer-Four on Sept 3, 2011 17:44:40 GMT -5
I had a Weird dream i was Piloting a Giant mecha on a Mission to stomp and shoot everything..
it was a very fun dream
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Post by katkid on Sept 4, 2011 11:05:46 GMT -5
I've had a lot of crazy dreams.
One was where I killed an online friend in an awesome way. That online friend is on this board somewhere... And one where (I don't know why) I was about to screw this video game character. Except he was real. Managed to wake up before things got out hand. There's too many more... Oh yeah, one of my favorites was this one where I missed the bus and somehow became Optimus Prime and ran home. I WAS HUGE. And it was awesome.
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Post by tygerarmy on Sept 9, 2011 22:11:01 GMT -5
I don't remember what I dreamt about but it was ever was on the Science channel. I have to stop falling asleep withe TV on.
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Post by John E on Sept 12, 2011 23:39:38 GMT -5
I have a recurring anxiety dream that my swords rust and fall apart.
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Post by Paimun on Sept 13, 2011 1:51:34 GMT -5
Last night I had a dream I was with some friends and my dad at an amusement park. Dad had a headache and I kept trying to get him to take medicine or lie down or something but he refused over and over and we started bickering over it. It escalated to the point where I became mad at him for being abrasive when I was just trying to help. He left in a huff and I got pissed off. So I told my friends goodbye and decided to jump in front of the miniature train as a suicide attempt. Except the train didn't really go that fast, and it slowed down when the engineer saw me anyways.
I have dreams of fighting with my parents over something trivial and then attempting to kill myself over it way, way, way too often.
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Post by John E on Sept 15, 2011 12:06:18 GMT -5
I had a dream that I met Caitsidhe. She was arriving in a classroom to model for a figure drawing class. I was on my way out, because I had been in the previous class.
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Post by MaybeNever on Sept 15, 2011 12:43:14 GMT -5
I have a recurring anxiety dream that my swords rust and fall apart. This seems like a geekier version of the "teeth fall out" dream that's so endemic.
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