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Post by Tiger on Jun 17, 2009 2:03:12 GMT -5
The fundie men will condemn lesbians but still watch lesbian porn in secret, like I'm sure all RR members do. Some. Definitely not all. There are a few fundies who actually follow the morals they claim to believe in.
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Post by canadian mojo on Jun 17, 2009 4:36:42 GMT -5
The fundie men will condemn lesbians but still watch lesbian porn in secret, like I'm sure all RR members do. Some. Definitely not all. There are a few fundies who actually follow the morals they claim to believe in. And I'm sure all three of them are are upset to be lumped in with the rest of the lot. ;D
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Post by rookie on Jun 17, 2009 9:41:22 GMT -5
DC thank you very much. That is actually exactly what I was looking for, or rather what I would have been looking for had I knew it existed. That was quite a funny manifesto.
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Post by rookie on Jun 18, 2009 10:17:41 GMT -5
Even for a parent who has strong moral objections to homosexuality, you'd think explaining a same sex couple holding hands would be a lot easier than explaining something like the 9/11 attacks. Those godless heathens attacked the just and christian nation (United States) because they are evil. The atheist muslims were persecuting us good, god fearing people. How hard was that? Now, we answer, in question and answer format, why those two women are holding hands. Boy- "Dad, why are those two women holding hands?" Dad- "Because they're a couplea dykes, son." B- What does that mean?" D- "It means those two women love each other." B- "Oh. Good. Loving people is a good thing. Our Sunday School teacher told us that's what Jesus wants us to do." D- "Not quite, boy. You see, a man is supposed to love a woman and a woman is supposed to be subservient to a man." B- "Oh. So a man and a man and a woman and a woman shouldn't love one another?" D- "You've got it, son." B- "But I love you, Dad. Is that wrong? Am I a dyke?" D- "No! You are supposed to love your parents." B- "But you just said two men aren't supposed to love each other." D- "Let's go get some ice cream boy." See all that interaction going on there? By the boy's questions, the father is forced to interact with the child (clearly the mother's job). The boy is questioning, in a very innocent manner as children are wont to do, Pat Robertson's version of God's plan. And to add insult to injury, the father is now forced to spend good money that could have been tithed or sent to Focus on the Family on useless ice cream to make the kid stop asking questions.
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Post by Old Viking on Jun 18, 2009 15:53:49 GMT -5
A lot of objections to the agenda refer to that ugly typeface.
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Post by Haseen on Jun 18, 2009 17:01:01 GMT -5
There are free copies of the Gay Agenda in the nearest Atheist Church, right next to the Altar of Darwin. Just be sure to do your 10 Hail Dawkins before you leave in repentance for failing to pick it up earlier.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jun 18, 2009 22:11:02 GMT -5
There are free copies of the Gay Agenda in the nearest Atheist Church, right next to the Altar of Darwin. Just be sure to do your 10 Hail Dawkins before you leave in repentance for failing to pick it up earlier. firstchurchofatheism.com/ I visited the Church, but I couldn't find copies. Are there any other depositories, such as the local Abortion Clinc?
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