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Post by Sigmaleph on Aug 23, 2009 22:54:36 GMT -5
No, you go blind after the balls shrivel up.
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Post by Ian1732 on Aug 27, 2009 20:06:19 GMT -5
I just wonder, how the FUCK did the hairy palms rumor come about?
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Aug 27, 2009 21:19:13 GMT -5
Jerking it so hard you rip some of your pubic hair out & it gets stuck?
Also, am I the only one amazed that this thread is kind of still on topic?
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Post by Art Vandelay on Aug 27, 2009 21:24:51 GMT -5
Jerking it so hard you rip some of your pubic hair out & it gets stuck? Also, am I the only one amazed that this thread is kind of still on topic? It's already about something dirty, what the hell are we going to derail it to? |
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Aug 27, 2009 22:47:01 GMT -5
Jerking it so hard you rip some of your pubic hair out & it gets stuck? Also, am I the only one amazed that this thread is kind of still on topic? It's already about something dirty, what the hell are we going to derail it to? Pictures of cats. Everything on the internet becomes about either sex or cats. And, in some unfortunate instances, both. |
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Post by Vene on Aug 29, 2009 20:00:01 GMT -5
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Post by tygerarmy on Sept 15, 2009 12:40:28 GMT -5
This made me laugh and feel sad at the same time
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Post by Death on Sept 15, 2009 13:55:37 GMT -5
Nevermind that masturbation has been proven to help you sleep better and relieve headaches and other pains. It can also cause headaches. PITY THEM. Heh, go to the "remedy for masturbation" section. The first part is how the problem is mostly that women are sluts. Clearly, women are the cause of masturbation. It makes so much sense now! I wonder what else women cause. Probably everything. Oh, how I wish I could write that without realizing people believe it. If women would dress modestly then men wouldn't feel the urge. Get yer scarves and burquas on ladies, men are relying on us. .............snicker.............. |
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Post by gomer21xx on Sept 15, 2009 16:18:06 GMT -5
It can also cause headaches. PITY THEM. Heh, go to the "remedy for masturbation" section. The first part is how the problem is mostly that women are sluts. Clearly, women are the cause of masturbation. It makes so much sense now! I wonder what else women cause. Probably everything. Oh, how I wish I could write that without realizing people believe it. If women would dress modestly then men wouldn't feel the urge. Get yer scarves and burquas on ladies, men are relying on us. .............snicker.............. Well, that'd take care of most men... but what about the ones who spank it to the thought of a woman in a burqua? |
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Post by Death on Sept 15, 2009 17:23:12 GMT -5
I've heard it said that if everyone went nude there'd be no perversions and no sex crime.
(<---------one of the people who needs clothes )
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Post by Ian1732 on Sept 15, 2009 17:34:16 GMT -5
If women would dress modestly then men wouldn't feel the urge. Get yer scarves and burquas on ladies, men are relying on us. .............snicker.............. Well, that'd take care of most men... but what about the ones who spank it to the thought of a woman in a burqua? They have to go around in some sort of combination between a big, metal cube and a 1950's diving suit. |
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Post by dudely on Sept 29, 2009 12:49:42 GMT -5
They basically claim it causes everything from hairy palms to anemia to depression, then say that "science supports them." They used to think that it reduced your supply of vital life force or whatever. I've never been sure why normal sex wouldn't do that to, but whatever. Anyway, vitalism hasn't been a viable theory for centuries, so there's really no valid scientific basis for that. And as a Christian, I can't even find anything in the Bible against it. Anywhere. And anyone who brings up Onan doesn't know what they're talking about. (We ignore most of that part of the Bible anyway.) I have a Jehovah's witness book and It gives an explanation of why masturbation is a sin according to the bible even though there are no verses against it. I'll go look it up and get back to you on the "official" explanation of why it's wrong. As I recall it was pretty freaking hilarious |
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