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Post by Admiral Lithp on Jul 29, 2009 2:27:21 GMT -5
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Post by Aqualung on Jul 29, 2009 11:44:57 GMT -5
That's....really sad. They still believe all those old wives tales (read: lies). Nevermind that masturbation has been proven to help you sleep better and relieve headaches and other pains. Apparently only men do it?
I don't blame him--it IS funny. ^_^
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Post by Vene on Jul 31, 2009 1:26:11 GMT -5
Masturbation is nice, do it with somebody you love.
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Post by Jedi Knight on Jul 31, 2009 14:28:02 GMT -5
I like my hairy palms.
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Post by sakurapassion on Aug 1, 2009 13:09:00 GMT -5
LOL! It's funny but kind of sad at the same time.
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Post by cagnazzo on Aug 1, 2009 16:58:55 GMT -5
Nevermind that masturbation has been proven to help you sleep better and relieve headaches and other pains. It can also cause headaches. PITY THEM. Heh, go to the "remedy for masturbation" section. The first part is how the problem is mostly that women are sluts. Clearly, women are the cause of masturbation. It makes so much sense now! I wonder what else women cause. Probably everything. Oh, how I wish I could write that without realizing people believe it.
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Post by Thejebusfire on Aug 1, 2009 21:04:33 GMT -5
How is masturbation harmful again?
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Post by Tiger on Aug 2, 2009 0:44:52 GMT -5
How is masturbation harmful again? Dunno. I'll be in my bunk.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Aug 2, 2009 0:49:00 GMT -5
How is masturbation harmful again? They basically claim it causes everything from hairy palms to anemia to depression, then say that "science supports them."
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Post by Paradox on Aug 2, 2009 22:26:02 GMT -5
How is masturbation harmful again? They basically claim it causes everything from hairy palms to anemia to depression, then say that "science supports them." They used to think that it reduced your supply of vital life force or whatever. I've never been sure why normal sex wouldn't do that to, but whatever. Anyway, vitalism hasn't been a viable theory for centuries, so there's really no valid scientific basis for that. And as a Christian, I can't even find anything in the Bible against it. Anywhere. And anyone who brings up Onan doesn't know what they're talking about. (We ignore most of that part of the Bible anyway.)
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Post by Art Vandelay on Aug 2, 2009 23:18:48 GMT -5
How is masturbation harmful again? It takes up bandwidth?
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Post by Sigmaleph on Aug 3, 2009 0:49:59 GMT -5
They basically claim it causes everything from hairy palms to anemia to depression, then say that "science supports them." They used to think that it reduced your supply of vital life force or whatever. I've never been sure why normal sex wouldn't do that to, but whatever. Clearly, the vital energy of the man goes towards the woman* and vice versa, thus there is no net loss of life force. *Yes, only man and woman. Gay sex does not work because... stuff. Sciency stuff.
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Post by Sandafluffoid on Aug 3, 2009 0:54:29 GMT -5
How is masturbation harmful again? I don't know, but I propose we form a research team to investigate first hand, if you'll pardon the pun.
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Post by kristine on Aug 7, 2009 1:54:08 GMT -5
How is masturbation harmful again? They basically claim it causes everything from hairy palms to anemia to depression, then say that "science supports them." how come they can never actually give scientific sources?...Hmmm...let us think on that.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Aug 7, 2009 1:58:51 GMT -5
How to prevent masturbation? Well, if we're talking about the males, let's go back to the Victorian Era... edited for stupidity
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