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Post by Jebediah on Mar 11, 2009 16:49:11 GMT -5
-believing in evolution
-Pride
-Wrath
-Greed
-Lust
-Envy
-Sloth
-gluttony
-masturbation
-reading fantasy novels
-smoking pot
-looking at porn
-atheism
-pro-choice
-being for same sex marriage
-feminism
-lying
-listening to rock music
-pirating music
-having visited 4chan
-being a liberal
-cursing
And probably a million more things
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Post by Death on Mar 11, 2009 16:59:30 GMT -5
none of us are going to Hell
Jesus died so that we are saved
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Post by Bluefinger on Mar 11, 2009 17:07:18 GMT -5
Hmmm....
- Atheist, and general non-believer (not an apostate, as I was never baptised, etc)
- Sceptic
- I like to masturbate
- I doubt the existence of the person named Jesus.
- Bisexual
- Probably Androgynous in gender identity (unsure, but either way, the doubt would probably be seen as 'evil' enough for damnation).
- Having a thing for girly boys, androgynous people, etc.
- Being a Scientific Naturalist, or PEARList (Physical Evidence And Reasoned Logic)
- Lazy
- Greedy
- I visit 4chan for my Yaoi fix, amongst other things.
- Pro-Choice
- Pro-gay rights
- Playing computer games, especially violent ones.
- Reading heathen books, by heathen authors, etc.
- Listening to devil music and 'noise'.
- Being a 'liberal'
- 'Evolutionist'
- Mocking Religion
And the list probably goes on, but DAMN, I certainly am damned
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Post by Caitshidhe on Mar 11, 2009 17:18:58 GMT -5
I'm going to hell for:
listening to rock and roll
swearing
having lustful thoughts
about WOMEN as well as men
pride
envy
sloth
gluttony *buuuuuuurp*
being pro-choice
being pro-gay rights
being an atheist
reading Harry Potter
taking the lord's name in vain every time I get irritated at somebody in traffic (which is often)
being left-handed
voting Democrat
being a feminist
being greedy
wearing short skirts
wearing jeans
masturbating (A LOT)
looking at porn
picking fights
not reading the Bible
believing evolution
bucking Creationism
drinking
liking all of those HORRIBLE violent anti-Jesus video games (remember, kids, all video games are anti-Jesus!)
posting myself naked on the internet
showing Napoleon the Clown my tits
AND MUCH, MUCH MORE!
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Post by ironbite on Mar 11, 2009 17:20:36 GMT -5
With the fundy definition of righteous, in heaven there will god, jesus, holy ghost, some angels and 1 christian. I've been through Hell a few times, and it's not so bad, really. Michigan and Hell go together, in a twisted, screwed up kinda way... Hence why there's a Hell, Michigan I suppose. |
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Post by Vene on Mar 11, 2009 17:24:13 GMT -5
-Looking at naked animals Sick bastard. |
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Post by JonathanE on Mar 11, 2009 17:26:09 GMT -5
With the fundy definition of righteous, in heaven there will god, jesus, holy ghost, some angels and 1 christian. I've been through Hell a few times, and it's not so bad, really. Michigan and Hell go together, in a twisted, screwed up kinda way... Hence why there's a Hell, Michigan I suppose. Wow, can't slip anything past you, can I? ;D |
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Post by Aqualung on Mar 11, 2009 17:40:53 GMT -5
Oh yeah...
-working on Sundays
-pro gay rights
-wearing mixed fabrics
-eating shellfish
-eating pork
-eating meat on Fridays
-calling God an asshole
-disrespected my parents
-environmentalist/tree hugger
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Post by ironbite on Mar 11, 2009 17:42:59 GMT -5
You wanna go to the Mayhemdome there Jonathan? We'll go to the Mayhemdome if you want.
Ironbite-built by my chibi clones and certified by a dozen satanic preists.
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Post by The Lazy One on Mar 11, 2009 17:44:42 GMT -5
Yeah, I had pork pot stickers for dinner. OM NOM NOM. Hell, here I come! |
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Post by Vene on Mar 11, 2009 17:49:25 GMT -5
Hence why there's a Hell, Michigan I suppose. Wow, can't slip anything past you, can I? ;D Road trip? I'm about 2-3 hours away. |
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Post by JonathanE on Mar 11, 2009 17:50:08 GMT -5
Wow, me too - Windsor. Bash there this weekend - Friday the 13th and all...
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Post by disgruntledcolonel on Mar 11, 2009 18:22:19 GMT -5
Qualfications for hellboundedness:
Atheist
Supporter of LGBT rights and feminism
Eat Pork and meat on Fridays
Pride, sloth, envy, gluttony & lustful thinking
Enjoyment of Rock and/or roll music
Pro-choice
Pro-Pot
General liberalism
A Love bad puns
Miscellaneous Heathenism
Accepting Evolution and that Pi isn't 3
An Enjoyment of profanity
hating kids
Having once watched the 'other' version of Animal Farm when a drunken freshman at university.
Wearing white after Labor Day
Mocking the Queen.
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Post by Distind on Mar 11, 2009 19:03:15 GMT -5
I would tell you, but there's a character limit. ^-^ This is why I didn't have one, I figure even I could list mine with 2.2 gigs of text as the upper boundry. But it would be kinda rough to read. |
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Post by schizophonic on Mar 11, 2009 19:07:33 GMT -5
You know, I almost have to ask where I start on this one... Religion: -I mock Christians (Only the hardcore, really) -I don't believe in Jesus in any religious sense -I'm agnostic -Been involved in Wiccan ceremonies, though I myself am not Wiccan -I consort with Wiccans, Buddhists, Satanists, and Muslims Hobbies: -I listen to rock, goth, industrial, metal, punk, and rap. Not so much the last two, mind. -I play rock music as well. Folk, too, but I'm not sure how Hellworthy that really is -Many of the bands I listen to and were influenced by have gay members I- read the Harry Potter series, and have watched all the movies. -I'm a big fan of the Dresden Files, which I'm sure is every bit as wicked as Harry Potter -I play Dungeons and Dragons, the World of Darkness series, and even the occasional Call of Cthulhu game -Speakingof, I'm a fan of Lovecraft Politics: -I'm liberal -Pro Choice -Feminist -Support equality for blacks -Support equality for the GBLT culture -I'm a de facto socialist -anti-death penalty -pro stem cell research -I understand evolution, homosexuality is not a choice, and global warming is actually real Sins: -Lust -Gluttony -Sloth -Wrath -Envy -Pride Sex/Gender/Sexuality: -transgendered. Suppose it's worse to be born a woman or to "choose" to become one?  -bisexual -Had premarital sex with members of both sexes. Not to mention casual -...With multiple partners -...In front of people -...On camera (only once) -Been naked in public -Download and watch porn -Masturbate and I'm not ashamed of it -I swallow, which I think translates to eating millions of children. -I have no plans to reproduce, though I did donate sperm to a lesbian couple, which I'm sure is even worse than not breeding |
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