so, why are you going to hell?

[scooby71]

For the better company, 'cos given the choice of being with you lot in Hell, or with the Rapture Retards are in heaven, it's a bit of a no brainer where I'd rather be.

Also Hell appears to have a more honest manager.

[starbrewer]

[antichrist]

Well I started a war over on beliefnet because some said I was in (once saved always saved group), some said I needed to return to the flock, and others said I was a lost soul (Something Paul said about if you learn the truth and turn your back on it, you're fucked forever).

I should really look up that Paul quote so that I can use it to get them to leave me alone.

Also, I'm an atheist Buddhist who seems to love animals too much (it's a sin according to my family) and I've denied the holy spirit. Oh and I'm shacked up in an interracial relationship.

[clr3]

Well then let's see what I'm going to hell for:

-listening to rock and roll
-believing in evolution
-greed
-gluttony
-sloth
-wrath
-pride
-lust
-envy
- reading J. R. R. Tolkien novels(or for that matter anything not relating to the bible)
- being open-minded
- being pro-choice
- believe that gays should marry
- watching porn
- bear some knuckle children
- not going to church
- being a heretic
- mocking religion
- mocking everyone
- swearing worse than a drunken sailor
- watching mature/violent movies, videos, and cartoons
- beaten up a person or two before
- being atheist
- making friends with heretics
- etc....

[D'Coke]

-listening to sensuous music that doesn't have anything to do with 'The Lord'
-porn
-lust (homo, out-of-marriage hetero, kinks, honest masochism)
-gluttony
-greed
-pride
-envy
-anger
-sloth
-Selfishness/self-respect
-The alcohol
-swearing/taking the lord's name in vain
-masturbation
-being human
-Looking somewhat girlie
-pro-choice
-hating kids
-supporting evolution
-mocking religion
-atheist
-Seeking mostly non-masochistic happiness

[ladyloki]

Other than...

reading Harry Potter,
blaspheming the Holy Spirit,
reading "His Dark Materials" by Phillip Pullman,
reading "The God Delusion" by Richard Dawkins
Being supportive of homosexuals,
Calling God a tyrant,
Reading books about vampires,
Cursing,
Masturbating,
Visiting 4-chan,
Visiting ED,
Watching R-rated movies,
Thinking about sex,
Laughing at a sex scene during Watchmen,
Being sneaky and mischevious,
TP-ing my principal's house,
Prank calling teachers and making them listen to horribly dirty MSN sounds,
Reading horoscopes,
Looking up porn,
Subscribing to Atheists on youtube,
Getting banned from RR (twice),
Writing a paper on the evils of Christian Extremists,
Buying shirts from Hot Topic,
Reading manga with guy on guy action,
Syran-wrapping a teacher's house,
Supporting evolution,
Having fun,
And putting Bibles in the Sci-Fi/Fantasy section of the local bookstore right next to the "His Dark Materials" series by Phillip Pullman.........

..........I put books on Evolution, Wicca, and SEX in the Bible section of the local Borders! >:3

I don't think I can get anymore damned.

[D'Coke]

I approve of your bookstore shenanigans.

[malendras]

Oh, did I mention I'm an ordained minister? Yeah, I've got all the documentation. I'm never gonna use it (most likely) but it's fucking hilarious to tell people that the death-metal-loving atheist with long hair who curses like a sailor (and I know that for a fact - I've out-cursed navy sailors) is actually a reverend. It's even funnier the few times I've been dragged to church to look at the priest and think "bitch, you ain't the only minister here."

[anti-nonsense]

And putting Bibles in the Sci-Fi/Fantasy section of the local bookstore right next to the "His Dark Materials" series by Phillip Pullman.........

I approve! I also approve of your tastes in reading (assuming you've read His Dark Materials).

[MaybeNever]

Reasons I'm going to hell:

-was born
-not an idiot

[Redhunter]

Mar 24, 2009 0:52:13 GMT -5 malendras said:

Oh, did I mention I'm an ordained minister? Yeah, I've got all the documentation. I'm never gonna use it (most likely) but it's fucking hilarious to tell people that the death-metal-loving atheist with long hair who curses like a sailor (and I know that for a fact - I've out-cursed navy sailors) is actually a reverend. It's even funnier the few times I've been dragged to church to look at the priest and think "bitch, you ain't the only minister here."

Who are you ordained through? What church or affiliation? I am ordained through the Universal Life Church of Modesto, California since 6/13/2006! I love telling people that too!

Could I get in trouble for dressing like a priest if I'm not catholic? I mean real illegal type trouble, not like "you'll piss off god!" trouble from the catholics. Not trying to derail this (of course, it would be another thing to add to my hell/reasons list so i guess it IS on topic), but does anybody know?

[shadowraven]

Okay, he we go. Why shadowraven is going to go to 'Hell':

- Is autistic
- Plays Dungeons and Dragons almost every week
- Listens to metal music
- Does magick
- Is pagan
- Is polytheistic
- Denies a literal interpretation of the Bible
- Is into Gothic stuff
- Believes firmly that more than one God exists
- Has severe emotional problems

[devilschaplain2]

-Denying/blaspheming against the holy spirit
-Atheism
-Accepting evolution as fact
-Masturbating like a trillion times since Middle School with no plans to quit masturbating in the future
-Disobeying my parents a couple of times
-Working on the Sabbath (both Saturday AND Sunday)
-Fantasizing about men a couple of times
-Supporting gay marriage
-Supporting abortion rights
-Voting for Barack Obama
-Taking the Lord's name in vain (goddammit)
-Wearing mixed-fiber clothes
-Not loving my neighbors
-Contemplating suicide
-Listening to music with sexual/violent/Satanic themes

[Wompatti]

I am The Eternal Wombat of Doom. I am made of evil. And win.

And I think I'd be more comfortable in hell than in heaven.

[incognito]

-Smoke
-Drink
-Masturbate
-Swear
-Take gods name in vain
-Have a mormon friend
-Atheist
-Pro choice
-Pro gay rights
-pro women rights
-not stupid
-play rpg's
-have read harry potter