Lazuline
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Post by Lazuline on Sept 7, 2009 11:24:28 GMT -5
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Post by askold on Sept 7, 2009 12:24:30 GMT -5
I typed Vampire just for fun and this came up! healthbase.netbase.com/#vampire&Pros*Vampire Pros: -Become vampire (duh) -Achieve far more popularity -Avoid impending death Cons: -Ageless struggle -Annoy Angel -Annoy Spike -Attack Buffy Hmm... I wonder if becoming more popular is a good trade off for being attacked by Buffy?  |
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Post by MaybeNever on Sept 7, 2009 13:43:20 GMT -5
One of the complications of "cat" is "accidental fire"; one of the cons of "cat" is also "cat". Apparently sharks help cure the problem. And they are caused in part by nine-year-old boys.
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Post by Ian1732 on Sept 7, 2009 17:15:30 GMT -5
What the... You'd think the person who said that would be Eric Cartman.
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Lazuline
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Post by Lazuline on Sept 7, 2009 22:20:31 GMT -5
Causes of muffins (4)
- Prenatal anemia
- Light Warriors
- T cell proliferation
- Termite
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Post by Art Vandelay on Sept 7, 2009 23:46:00 GMT -5
Hmm... I wonder if becoming more popular is a good trade off for being attacked by Buffy? As long as you stay away from her high school, you should be safe. |
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Post by RavynousHunter on Sept 8, 2009 0:37:47 GMT -5
Treatments for "fundie:"
-Dfc free Oz
-FailpageMustGo
-Fundie Busters using
-Meat puppetry
I think this could prove to be very amusing...
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Apparently, one of the cons of having a penis is that it can "attack nuns."
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Post by meshakhad on Sept 10, 2009 17:30:00 GMT -5
Hmm... I wonder if becoming more popular is a good trade off for being attacked by Buffy? No. Being attacked by Buffy carries an extremely high fatality rate. Throw Angel and Spike in there, and your survival chances drop to almost zero. Oh, and if you do survive, they'll just bring in Willow. |
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Post by Lady Renae on Sept 10, 2009 17:42:40 GMT -5
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm getting About: Blank!!! and i'm using chrome!
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Post by Lady Renae on Sept 10, 2009 17:53:54 GMT -5
Wait... working now... and under cons of "breasts" is the word "Red". I know it isn't what they mean, but it made me burst out laughing. Also: HEALTHBASE WIN!!! (submitted it to FailBlog. PLEASE VOTE!)  |
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Post by Vene on Sept 10, 2009 19:50:53 GMT -5
See, it's true, you can't cure stupid.
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Post by Undecided on Sept 15, 2009 1:12:10 GMT -5
Pros of magic:
Enhance resolution
Provide information
Provide evidence
Cure spinal cord injury is
Lose weight
Make problem
Provide relief
MR imaging
Acquire SSNMR spectrum
Activation energy
Aid Benjamin
Allow after-market retrofitting
Analyze complex material
Analyze different genotype
Cons of magic:
HIV-1
Accuse Rebecca
Affliction
Chemical burn
Cover up symptom
I suppose then, that magic is used ubiquitously in the health sciences.
Pros of God:
Give strength
GIve gift
Detect glucose
Give Ten Commandments
Give life
Give peace
Give talent
Improved stability
Offer rule (give rule)
Treat breast cancer (cure breast cancer)
Address need
Avoid loss
Bring beautiful horse
Choose peaceful solution
Construct biosensor
Cope with ailment
Cons of God:
Destroy mankind
Diabetes
Sanction violence
Struggle
Syndrome
AIDS
Bad time
Bless worry
Causal attribution
Cause illness
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Post by Lady Renae on Sept 15, 2009 1:42:57 GMT -5
"bless worry" is my favorite. That is awesome.
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Post by RavynousHunter on Sept 15, 2009 3:34:42 GMT -5
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Sept 15, 2009 4:47:07 GMT -5
Nudity
Pros:
Cons:
*Dilemma
Treatments for nudity:
*Movie
Complications of nudity:
*Dilemma
*Offend woman
It's all so obvious now, isn't it?
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Also funny is this:
Treatments for Batman:
*Gun
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And this:
Pros of nerd:
*Do science
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I should go to bed:
Complications of underpants:
*Have injurious effect
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