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Post by wackadoodle on Sept 9, 2009 13:42:16 GMT -5
www.newscientist.com/blogs/shortsharpscience/2009/09/did-early-humans-evolve-in-eur.htmlI'm wondering how the racist are gonna try to spin "short people with tiny brains wandered into the area between Russia and Turkey for awhile, then came back and evolved into man in Africa" into "science proves white Europeans are a superior race and not related to niggers" Sadly I know its just a matter of time. Though this does support my pet theory that all of human evolution has been one long effort to get the fuck out of Africa to a place with less lions.
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Post by dantesvirgil on Sept 9, 2009 15:28:46 GMT -5
Well, if early man came back to Africa, doesn't it imply they found the area between Russia and Turkey far less preferable?  |
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Post by katz on Sept 9, 2009 15:36:30 GMT -5
Well, if early man came back to Africa, doesn't it imply they found the area between Russia and Turkey far less preferable? "There's no actual turkeys here and vodka hasn't been invented yet, home we go." |
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Post by wackadoodle on Sept 9, 2009 15:40:07 GMT -5
Well, if early man came back to Africa, doesn't it imply they found the area between Russia and Turkey far less preferable? No, they're brains were to tiny and unevolved to remember how shitty Africa was. Notice that when modern man left Africa he never looked back. Of course afew poor bastards wound up in Australia and had good reason to miss Africa. |
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Post by dantesvirgil on Sept 9, 2009 15:44:53 GMT -5
^^ LOL so your theory holds, then.
Also, katz, I would've left had I not found any vodka as well.
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Post by Bezron on Sept 9, 2009 16:28:06 GMT -5
Well, if early man came back to Africa, doesn't it imply they found the area between Russia and Turkey far less preferable? No, they're brains were to tiny and unevolved to remember how shitty Africa was. Notice that when modern man left Africa he never looked back. Of course afew poor bastards wound up in Australia and had good reason to miss Africa. Isn't Australia home to something like 70% of the world's deadliest species? |
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Post by ltfred on Sept 10, 2009 5:11:53 GMT -5
No, they're brains were to tiny and unevolved to remember how shitty Africa was. Notice that when modern man left Africa he never looked back. Of course afew poor bastards wound up in Australia and had good reason to miss Africa. Isn't Australia home to something like 70% of the world's deadliest species? Everything in Australia is deadly, poisonous or able to rend you limb from limb and then use those limbs to maipulate the zipper on your tent and steal your baby without anyone seeing. The only exception is some of the sheep. Some, mind. Most are ruthless killing machines with a fetish for human blood. Other than that, you get sunshine and happiness. |
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Post by Lady Renae on Sept 10, 2009 11:26:37 GMT -5
I KNEW I was born in the wrong country! *books a ticket to Australia*
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Post by SaveTheBales on Sept 10, 2009 19:41:19 GMT -5
Isn't Australia home to something like 70% of the world's deadliest species? Yea, but that's 'cause christian crackers haven't been there long enough to kill-off native life. Shit. In ~300 short years North America's been efficiently raped of honesty, hookers, indians, hemp, and hookers; thusly supplanted with greed, media, hubris, and hyperbole. It'd be worse if so many of the cowardly fuckers weren't afraid of cold weather. That's why I like the north. Eh? |
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Post by Old Viking on Sept 13, 2009 18:39:24 GMT -5
Just a bunch of sentimentalists. The return was the origin of the saying, "There's no place like home."
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Post by kristine on Sept 13, 2009 20:32:19 GMT -5
they went back for their winter jackets.
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Post by Paradox on Sept 14, 2009 16:55:23 GMT -5
My theory is that they suddenly realized that they left the stove on.
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Post by tygerarmy on Sept 15, 2009 12:48:19 GMT -5
I though it was because the cave children kept asking "are we there yet?" even after being told "if you ask that one more time I'm going to turn this migration around!"
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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Sept 16, 2009 0:50:17 GMT -5
Maybe they were on their way out and someone asked "Hey, did we remember to lock the front door?" "D'oh!" "Did we remember to lock the back door?" "D'oh d'oh!"
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Post by cagnazzo on Sept 16, 2009 0:53:18 GMT -5
Maybe they were on their way out and someone asked "Hey, did we remember to lock the front door?" "D'oh!" "Did we remember to lock the back door?" "D'oh d'oh!" Did we forget grandpa? .....what about grandpa? |
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