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Post by m52nickerson on Sept 30, 2009 12:46:09 GMT -5
i'm an exorcist fraud. Thats what how i do lie to people. Fixed that for you! |
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Post by Amaranth on Sept 30, 2009 13:00:54 GMT -5
valsa as far as the woman from SIU we spoke off the record and the comment was that i was doing good with integrating parts. My favorite kind of claim: Completely unverifiable. Now tell me...When you're wrestling with someone's demons, do you wear spandex, or do you just risk the chafing of your normal attire? Also, do the demons ever try and use your collar to choke you? Because, that is SO a heel move. |
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Post by RavynousHunter on Sept 30, 2009 14:24:23 GMT -5
Doing good with integrating parts?
Ooh, kinky.
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Post by nautical999 on Sept 30, 2009 15:49:34 GMT -5
valsa
yeah i was talking about my wife but was off on the age. If you want verification that bad i will pm you our marriage information to look up here date of birth on. Really she's 30
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Post by lonelocust on Sept 30, 2009 18:30:23 GMT -5
valsa as far as the woman from SIU we spoke off the record and the comment was that i was doing good with integrating parts. And you said that you would find out her name if we thought you were a liar. This thread has become dead-horse-kicking. While I'm over feeling far too sympathetic to keep reading it, it's pretty much lost all of its point, insofar as it had any to begin with. |
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Post by lonelocust on Sept 30, 2009 18:35:34 GMT -5
Since I'm over this thread, I will now share my story that will make Nautical shit bricks and make everyone else giggle at how silly people are, to which I alluded earlier in the thread.
So my boyfriend (with whom I have non-marital and non-exclusive sex *gasp*) was raised by his grandmother who's a crazy fundie. He didn't know she wasn't his mother until he was twenty and trying to get his birth certificate which she had withheld from him trying to keep him from leaving home or getting a job, etc. when he found out that her name was not the mother's name on the birth certificate. He originally found his mom, who told him that she had been 15 and dating a Satanist just to piss off her fundie mom. She went on a road trip with the Satanist boyfriend, and had a gangbang with 12 other Satanists on a satanic altar. And that is where he was conceived. True story! And that is why sweetiepie is the son of Satan.
(While I can't verify this story objectively, it is at least what my BF's mom actually told him and presented as true.)
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Post by valsa on Sept 30, 2009 19:00:28 GMT -5
Since I'm over this thread, I will now share my story that will make Nautical shit bricks and make everyone else giggle at how silly people are, to which I alluded earlier in the thread. So my boyfriend (with whom I have non-marital and non-exclusive sex *gasp*) was raised by his grandmother who's a crazy fundie. He didn't know she wasn't his mother until he was twenty and trying to get his birth certificate which she had withheld from him trying to keep him from leaving home or getting a job, etc. when he found out that her name was not the mother's name on the birth certificate. He originally found his mom, who told him that she had been 15 and dating a Satanist just to piss off her fundie mom. She went on a road trip with the Satanist boyfriend, and had a gangbang with 12 other Satanists on a satanic altar. And that is where he was conceived. True story! And that is why sweetiepie is the son of Satan. (While I can't verify this story objectively, it is at least what my BF's mom actually told him and presented as true.) The only thing that could possibly make that story any better is if he had been named Damien by his biological mother. |
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Post by ironbite on Sept 30, 2009 20:06:41 GMT -5
valsa 30 really is her real age. sorry to burst your inquisitive bubble but you are wrong. although i have only read the post i wrote i am gonna search through the previous ones as well and see if i was maybe talking about a part or what exactly it was. ironbite i'm an exorcist. Thats what i do. I see. You're an exorcist. That's all I need to know. So tell me, what type of demons do you exorcize? Ironbite-cause there's alot of 'em. |
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Post by nautical999 on Sept 30, 2009 20:58:33 GMT -5
lonelocust
now that you are done with this thread share about yourself on what you were holding out on. Not just about your bf. lets hear about you and what you mother seen and what if anything you see> not your living room either. the other places that may be construed as rooms.
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Post by nautical999 on Sept 30, 2009 21:04:17 GMT -5
ironbite
i exorcise all types of demons and yes there are many. too many to name.
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Post by mistermuncher on Sept 30, 2009 21:07:34 GMT -5
As an Exorcist, do you feel the film of the same name made light of your profession?
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Post by ironbite on Sept 30, 2009 21:11:14 GMT -5
ironbite i exorcise all types of demons and yes there are many. too many to name. Not as many as you might think. Ironbite-but yeah I'm betting you've never actually taken on a full on demonic possession in your entire life. |
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Post by Amaranth on Sept 30, 2009 21:12:24 GMT -5
I see. You're an exorcist. That's all I need to know. So tell me, what type of demons do you exorcize? Ironbite-cause there's alot of 'em. The fat and Lazy ones, OBV. |
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Post by nautical999 on Sept 30, 2009 21:59:30 GMT -5
mistermuncher
i don't recall ever watching the whole movie but from what i did see of it yes it did show a little of what we go through.
Ironbite
yes i have dealt with people with full on possession. A lot of times when i deal with demons i make them come up and possess sort of speak the body in order to speak to them directly and find out the legal rights they have to be there. I then have the person renounce the legal rights and we get rid of the intruders.
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Post by ironbite on Sept 30, 2009 22:24:53 GMT -5
......................wow dude. Just wow.
Ironbite-what country are you from anyways?
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