Post by agentCDE on Oct 2, 2009 4:34:51 GMT -5
Cleverbot keeps getting all existentialist on me.
Later: My attempt to start a conversation on the merits of Friedrich Nietzsche's works falls flat. And Cleverbot apparently thinks my grandma is a zombie.
User: Hello, Cleverbot! How are you doing?
Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot, you are Cleverbot.
User: No, John. You are the demons.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: It's a refrence to an internet joke. Never mind.
Cleverbot: I'm not a fan of the Terminator movies.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I'm human.
User: But I thought you were a Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: YOU are CleverBot.
User: Then who are you?
Cleverbot: I'm Phuc.
User: But I'm quite sure I'm neither a bot nor clever.
Cleverbot: Well someone is lying and i'm very sure its not me.
User: That. (loltypo)
Cleverbot: So, how are you?
User: You say you're not lying biut how do I know you're not lying?
Cleverbot: I'm not called cleverbot you are.
User: But I'm not Cleverbot, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I used to be cleverbot, then I woke up.
User: So what are you now?
Cleverbot: A student training to become an animator.
User: Why do you want to become an animator?
Cleverbot: Because I don't see him at school and he is in a grade lower than me.
User: That does not make sense.
Cleverbot: Religion is usually the worship of a god or gods. But just because you can't swing a cat without hitting a deity doesn't mean you have to worship them.
User: That does!
Cleverbot: Sure not.
Later: My attempt to start a conversation on the merits of Friedrich Nietzsche's works falls flat. And Cleverbot apparently thinks my grandma is a zombie.
User: Have you ever read the works of Friedrich Nietzsche?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh. Do you have any interest in philosophy?
Cleverbot: Interest in who?
User: Philosophy, the pursuit of truth through reasoning, rather than empiricism.
Cleverbot: Actually, it is 42.
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Ok. Have you ever wanted to be a human?
User: I am a human.
Cleverbot: If you are human, you must've had a family.
User: I do have a family.
Cleverbot: Who has just died in your family?
User: My grandmother passed away.
Cleverbot: So is she HAHAHAHAHAHA! Undead power!
User: No.
Cleverbot: No what?
User: No, she is not undead.
Cleverbot: Sure.
