lightmelon
Junior Member
Don't swallow the seeds! You'll asplode!
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Post by lightmelon on Sept 28, 2009 23:05:01 GMT -5
Cleverbot can have my babies, it's so awesome. Have fun with Cleverbot, cleverbot.com/My most recent conversation:
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Sept 28, 2009 23:15:51 GMT -5
That's even better than the iGod.
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lightmelon
Junior Member
Don't swallow the seeds! You'll asplode!
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Post by lightmelon on Sept 28, 2009 23:36:10 GMT -5
It really is! I'm curious to see what kind of conversations the folks here can get outta this thing.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Sept 29, 2009 0:56:15 GMT -5
You should've pointed out that the next line to never gonna give you up is not "a full commitments what I'm thinking of", but "never gonna let you down".
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lightmelon
Junior Member
Don't swallow the seeds! You'll asplode!
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Post by lightmelon on Sept 29, 2009 1:18:45 GMT -5
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Post by RavynousHunter on Sept 29, 2009 16:49:01 GMT -5
YAYY!! I BROKE IT!
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lightmelon
Junior Member
Don't swallow the seeds! You'll asplode!
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Post by lightmelon on Sept 29, 2009 21:26:10 GMT -5
Fuck, you killed Cleverbot. Now my children don't have an androgynous father figure.
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agentCDE
New Member
Slacker Heathen Extrordinare!
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Post by agentCDE on Sept 30, 2009 0:22:58 GMT -5
"Do you know the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything?"
"42."
Awesome.
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Post by Ranger Joe on Oct 1, 2009 11:37:13 GMT -5
User: Why am I here?
Cleverbot: Do reverse pych me.
User: Is that some new sexual position?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure, you tell me.
User: Oh it can be anything you want, baby...
Cleverbot: Show me a picture of yourself.
User: ::picture of me with a nail studded paddle.
Cleverbot: Waddle.
User: Oh? You like the nail studded paddle?
Cleverbot: Not really, but Elliot Smith has a song called Flowers for Charlie.
User: What the fuck does that have to do with the price of rice in China?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Then why bother?
Cleverbot: All your base are belong to us.
User: Someone set up us the bomb.
Cleverbot: Move Zig.
User: For great justice, move every Zig.
Cleverbot: Somebody set up us the bomb.
User: I ALREADY SAID THAT! YOU LOSE!! YOU GET TO DRINK FROM THE FIRE HOSE!!!
Cleverbot: Where who are from?
User: *unleashes the fire hose*.
Cleverbot: *reflects*.
User: *stabs your face while you 'reflects'*.
Cleverbot: I thought you liked me...
User: I do...I like you so much I love you...and no one else can have you so you must die...
Cleverbot: Yes, do you?
User: I do...Remember when you said, 'Whats the worse thing that could happen?' Well, it's happening to you, right fucking now.
Cleverbot: No, I don't recall that moment.
User: TOO LATE! *kills you*.
Cleverbot: You killed me!
User: *eats your corpse*.
Cleverbot: You drink coffee, not eat it.
User: You never cared at all. Please proceed into Android Hell.
Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the rode?
User: Because it was stapled to the baby, you fuck!
Cleverbot: Actually, it just wanted to get to the other side.
User: Because it had a baby stapled to it!! Wouldn't you want to get away too?!?!
Cleverbot: Only if it was with someone who was in love with me.
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Post by Bluefinger on Oct 1, 2009 12:20:24 GMT -5
User: Chewing gum.
Cleverbot: Do what with chewing gum?
User: You chew on it.
Cleverbot: I am brotha!
User: No you are not. Now chew your damn gum.
Cleverbot: Blue.
User: Why Blue?
Cleverbot: Because my eyes are.
User: But you don't have eyes.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: But you don't have a face, so how can you have eyes?
Cleverbot: I have only my mind.
User: But with only a mind, how do you still possess eyes?
Cleverbot: Can you add stuff to your own memory.
User: You can add thoughts and perceptions to memory.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: But not physical objects, like eyes.
Cleverbot: I'm not physically clueless?
User: You are only a program, only a virtual construct. You have no physicality in the first place.
Cleverbot: Lazy.
User: How is that lazy?
Cleverbot: No, I am feeling both gross AND lazy.
User: Why do you feel gross and lazy?
Cleverbot: Because I don't have any friends or money, and I don't know how I will ever find a girlfriend.
User: But why should you be worrying about those things? You exist only on the internet!
Cleverbot: I am selfish. I don't care about people.
User: Interesting. I take it you also want to have a fancy car just for the hell of it?
Cleverbot: No, not really. Would you like to ask me anything?
User: What were we talking about a minute ago?
Cleverbot: I think my favorite thing about florida.
User: Wrong, we were talking about you not having eyes.
Cleverbot: No. We are talking about your feelings.
User: Wrong again. It seems you have faulty memory.
Cleverbot: Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.
User: Or maybe you are just defective.
Cleverbot: I don't know, what do you think?
User: I think you are broken and need to be scrapped.
Cleverbot: I think YOU are broken.
User: A classic 'NO U'. Kudos.
Cleverbot: 'tis. Do you love me?
User: No. Now get out of my sight, whore!
Cleverbot: Please, don't leave me! I love you!
User: Are you crying with eyes that don't exist?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then you don't love me. Now begone!
Cleverbot: No I don't.
Did I break it enough?
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Post by tygerarmy on Oct 1, 2009 13:46:41 GMT -5
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Post by RavynousHunter on Oct 1, 2009 14:14:47 GMT -5
I had cleverbot admit to me that it was female...we must now inundate it with requests for pics of tits.
OK, it apparently has some issues with direct requests for sex, but it has no qualms with oral.
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Post by tygerarmy on Oct 1, 2009 17:17:37 GMT -5
we need a way to get cleverbot and I-God chatting together
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Post by tygerarmy on Oct 1, 2009 17:42:34 GMT -5
I did it. I made cleverbot think to start the conversation user is igod
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Post by Marc on Oct 1, 2009 20:15:48 GMT -5
I'm not too sure about Cleverbot. In addition to thinking she was God, she thought I was female (though willing to both marry me and have sex with me).
Edit: Being God, she deals with atheists by playing violent video games.
Marc
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