I get to have more fun?
Smarter Than Thou Tumor: Actually, odds are good I am smarter than you, me being confident of it is a consequence of being able to grasp various concepts with ease that leave most people perplexed.
Work Ethic Molecule: Which is totally why I was majoring in one of the tougher ones at my university.
Personal Responsibility Node: I'm beginning to think this is projection.
Common Sense Particle: Common sense is neither common nor is it sense.
Moral Relativity Gray Area: Yes, morals are relative, back in the 1950s conservatives were the ones claiming it was immoral for members of different races to marry. Now, those who say it's wrong are the ones deemed immoral. When will conservatives learn that morality is a societal construct?
CBS, NBC, ABC Reception Synapse: I don't watch TV.
Raise Taxes Reflex Center: I'm good with cutting the military budget instead. We don't need to spend more on it than the rest of the world combined.
Concern for not Taxing the Rich Enough: We all have a responsibility to our society and the rich can afford more without harm coming to them.
Generous Spending of Other People's Money: Which explains why those damn liberals spent so much on the Iraq War. Wait...
Patriotism Node: If my country wasn't filled with idiots...
Karl Marx Shrine: I've never particularly cared what Marx has said.
Blame America Synapse: You're a fucking idiot if you think your country is never at fault for something bad.
Guilt for History Hypothalamus: Not guilt, trying to fix the mistakes of the past that the conservatives want to go back to.
Broccoli Stem: I likes my meats.
Collectivist Network Device/Embedded Groupthink Chip: Which is why I'm out parroting mindless slogans and calling the president a Muslim.
P.C. Lobe: Maybe, just maybe, I don't think it's productive to use terms like "nigger" as all it does is make me look hateful and ignorant.
"American": I know, doesn't it suck having to give respect to them darkies?
Nanny State Behavior Enabler: We're not the ones who passed the Patriot Act. Also, if you weren't so fucking stupid, we wouldn't have to remind you that coffee can occasionally be hot and that hot things can burn you.
Global Warming Panic Center: Ah, there's the misunderstanding of science, I was wondering when that would show up.
Victim Gland: Considering that there are people out there that would love to see the people I love killed, yeah, there's a reason it's there.
Guilt Gland: Better than never thinking you ever do something wrong and, as such, not correcting the mistake.
Entitlement Synapse: Yeah, so much entitlement, just because I want basic human rights like being able to marry who I care about and being able to get health care that every other industrialized nation provides.
Sense of Humor Cell: There's the projection again. I have lost count of the number of times that I have seen conservatives fail to grasp satire.
