The Thread of Shame (Skype Users Anonymous)

[Lady Renae]

Welcome everyone, welcome. I'd like to begin this meeting of the Damned with a statement of our purpose.

We are the few, the wretched, the Skype users of the world. We are well aware of the shame of our existence, but you can have our Skype when you pry it from under our furiously chatting fingers. We are the unrepentant addicts who know neither fear nor boundaries, and we will stop at nothing to call you on your cell pone while chatting with our cousin in Idaho, the members of our anime IRC club, and seven different Facebook friends all at the same time. We are your brother, your best friend, your girlfriend, your professor, and the annoying weirdo who always sits behind you on the morning train. We are here, and we will not be moved. Just don't give us direct eye contact. That shit scares the bejeezus out of us.

Hi, my name is Renae, and I am a Skype user.

(Hi, Renae.)

My username is lady.renae, and if anybody wants me I'll be in the back with the cookies. We have triple-chocolate with fudge chips today. Bonus points for whoever brought that in. ^-^

[Ellimist]

Hi, I'm Ellimist, and I've been a skype user for the last 3 years.

'invaluablekiwi' is the username if anyone's interested.

Also, 1st post on the new boards (having been away for a year or something like that).

[Lady Renae]

I'm a membership pusher like that. Welcome! ^-^

[Napoleon the Clown]

I, too, am a Skype user. If you want my Skype ID, you'll have to PM me. I would prefer to not get more random jackoffs trying to add me to their contacts so they can practice English on me.

[Lady Renae]

I didn't realize that was a problem.

[Wompatti]

I'm also a user. And you have to PM me too if you want my ID for some reason.

[rebelliousscot]

I'm also a user

My name yourimpendingdoom

I've had skype for over a year and a half.

[johninoz]

Hmmm. Any way to identify us as being from FSTDT boards, to reduces spam contacts?