ottery
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Post by ottery on Oct 23, 2009 23:45:25 GMT -5
Since I've been doing some research, I've come to the conclusion that along with working for Sahagun Chocolates, I'd like to open up my own chocolate shop. I can do so from my kitchen, I just need to get it inspected by the local government. It only costs about 180$ for a license! So anyway, I have lots of ideas of what I'm going to be making, but I can't seem to find a good name for a chocolate shop... I want to do The Three Otters Confectionery, but we are nowhere near the coast.
What I need from you guys is some ideas for a nice name. I'll make this a bit more interesting. Whoever comes up with the best name that is not already taken, then I will make them a dozen chocolates, with the filling of their choice (if I can legally do that on this board). Nothing too naughty for names, though.
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Post by Armand Tanzarian on Oct 23, 2009 23:57:42 GMT -5
Otterly adorable? :grins:
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Post by Art Vandelay on Oct 24, 2009 0:01:13 GMT -5
Hypercompuglobalmeganet.
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Post by Hades on Oct 24, 2009 0:18:45 GMT -5
I'm not great with names, Ottery. If you eventually need a logo, I can hook you up if you'd like ^_^. Close. It's Compuglobalhypermeganet. Oh, I'm such a Simpsons nerd. |
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ottery
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Post by ottery on Oct 24, 2009 0:19:39 GMT -5
I'm not great with names, Ottery. If you eventually need a logo, I can hook you up if you'd like ^_^. Close. It's Compuglobalhypermeganet. Oh, I'm such a Simpsons nerd. That would be great! Once I get the name, I'll sketch up an idea, and then we can talk about the price. :3 |
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Post by Art Vandelay on Oct 24, 2009 0:26:48 GMT -5
Close. It's Compuglobalhypermeganet. Oh, I'm such a Simpsons nerd. Godfuckingdam nmit! |
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Post by Mira on Oct 24, 2009 0:47:26 GMT -5
Otterly Delicious Goods
Cocoa and Other Beans That Make Delicious Refined Products (perhaps a bit wordy)
Orgasmic Mastication
Yeah, I've got nothing.
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Oct 24, 2009 2:09:38 GMT -5
Masturbatory Goodness.
Just hope no one gets the wrong idea.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Oct 24, 2009 2:12:42 GMT -5
Shinra Inc.
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Post by The_L on Oct 24, 2009 18:48:48 GMT -5
Better Than Chocolate.  |
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Post by Tiberius on Oct 24, 2009 19:01:47 GMT -5
Sexy Jesus Chocolate Inc.?
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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Oct 25, 2009 1:47:33 GMT -5
I actually like the "Three Otters" name. Possibly do it in French or something? So long as people can still pronounce it and remember it, that could help to make people think "Oooh, gourmet candy!"
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Post by MaybeNever on Oct 25, 2009 3:54:24 GMT -5
I used to own Pillar of Desecration LLC, but felt it was most appropriate to do business as Thinly-Veiled Front. True story. But that was five years ago and used up my lifetime allotment of decent business names.
Nevertheless, in the interest of making everyone else's ideas look better, I offer the following:
-"Crabmouth Chocohut," because I am in love with and terrified of your signature.
-"Choke-a-lot," because by suppressing the customer base I in effect would have a chocolate shop all to myself.
-"Chocohontas," because it is important we pay homage to the brave Indians who assimilated before whites bravely annihilated the Indian cultures through genocide and oppression.
-"Cocoa-based Confectionery," because who doesn't like a name that is maximally laconic?
-"Hottie and the Treats," because why not? This name additionally allows for you to make an affiliated '80s all-women band that also fights crime.
-"America's Best Chocolate [citation needed]," because the youth market is increasingly important as Boomers slide into old age and senility.
-"The Three Otters Confectionery," because my memory may actually be worse than my naming ability.
-"Eat Chocolate or Die," because this is the choice faced every day by real chocoholics.
-"Portland Chocolates," because it is not a bad idea to have a name that by its utter blandness will only enhance the sweetness of your delicious treats.
-"The L's Idea," because it is a great suggestion but might need retooling in the interest of clarity.
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Post by Mantorok on Oct 25, 2009 4:02:28 GMT -5
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Post by Bluefinger on Oct 26, 2009 10:40:11 GMT -5
Lutra Confectionery.
Of Mustelids and Mints.
Lutra cacao, or The Chocolate Otter.
My three suggestions. Hope it helps (though I'm not great at naming things).
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