Lazuline
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Subarashii!
Posts: 140
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Post by Lazuline on Nov 3, 2009 21:19:40 GMT -5
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Post by mistermuncher on Nov 3, 2009 21:21:38 GMT -5
Isn't the mathematical average Mail headline "Asylum Seekers cause Cancer which Lowers House Prices for Hard Working Families"?
(Caps intentional)
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Post by RavynousHunter on Nov 3, 2009 22:09:58 GMT -5
There's a LOT of sex in there. Also molestation.
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Post by Tiberius on Nov 5, 2009 13:25:34 GMT -5
COULD LESBIANS IMPREGNATE BRITISH JUSTICE?
HAS TEENAGE SEX MADE THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY OBESE?
WILL THE HOUSE PRICE CRASH TURN PENSIONERS GAY?
HAVE LESBIANS IMPREGNATED YOUR HOUSE?
WILL FILTH ON TELEVISION INFECT THE CHURCH WITH AIDS?
I love this!
Edit: Kept going
IS CANCER GIVING THE COUNTRYSIDE CANCER?
COULD HEALTH & SAFETY TURN TAXPAYERS' MONEY GAY?
ARE GAYS TURNING MIDDLE BRITAIN GAY?
IS BRUSSELS TURNING THE MEMORY OF DIANA GAY?
HAVE LESBIANS TURNED YOU GAY?
COULD LESBIANS GIVE YOUR PETS SWINE FLU?
ARE LESBIANS TURNING THE QUEEN GAY?
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Post by shykid on Nov 5, 2009 22:16:55 GMT -5
Bahahaha, I love this thing.
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Post by RavynousHunter on Nov 6, 2009 14:55:45 GMT -5
"Will the French have sex with your daughters?" Probably.
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Post by szaleniec on Nov 6, 2009 15:10:30 GMT -5
I think I've actually seen this one, or something very similar.
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Post by Vidi The Mostly Hatless on Nov 7, 2009 18:57:45 GMT -5
Isn't this the headline every other day for the Mail, the other being something to do with Princess Diana?
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Post by katsuro on Nov 8, 2009 12:28:10 GMT -5
The drepssing thing is the real Daily Mail is far more rediculous than this.
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Post by Pasta on Nov 8, 2009 14:37:50 GMT -5
WILL THE MMR JAB IMPREGNATE HOMEOWNERS? WILL PAEDOPHILES STEAL FROM YOUR CHILDREN? ARE PAEDOPHILES HAVING SEX WITH YOU? ARE PAEDOPHILES MOLESTING CLIFF RICHARD IS CANCER TURNING HARD-WORKING FAMILIES GAY? WILL TEENAGE SEX INFECT THE BRITISH PEOPLE WITH AIDS? IS GORDON BROWN MOLESTING YOU?
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