Post by davedan on Dec 3, 2009 16:39:16 GMT -5
Gomer,
I'm with you, pretty hard to have a nocturnal emission when you've been slapping the monkey 4-5 times per day from age 11.
Not that I masturbate that often these days, shit between servicing my wife, my mistress, the maid, my secretary and the nanny, it hurts if I jerk off more than twice a day.
I'm with you, pretty hard to have a nocturnal emission when you've been slapping the monkey 4-5 times per day from age 11.
Not that I masturbate that often these days, shit between servicing my wife, my mistress, the maid, my secretary and the nanny, it hurts if I jerk off more than twice a day.