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Post by HonestlyNow on Dec 1, 2009 16:42:13 GMT -5
blogs.sfweekly.com/shookdown/2009/11/the_no_sex_sign_guy_subtlety_i.php"No sex!" he calls to harried passerby. "No sloppy seconds!" Owen and his sign define unlawful sex as anything other than a "virgin man and a virgin women" in marriage (read: he or she who has masturbated or looked upon another in lust is no longer a virgin). If you've engaged in any other type of nooky, he says the only way you can get right with the Lord is to stop having sex for the rest of your days.oh teh lulz...
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Post by The Lazy One on Dec 1, 2009 16:48:13 GMT -5
I think I read somewhere that fetuses masturbate in the womb...
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Post by ironbite on Dec 1, 2009 17:05:40 GMT -5
AHAHAHAHAH!
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Post by quincyjones on Dec 1, 2009 18:39:16 GMT -5
I think I read somewhere that fetuses masturbate in the womb... I have too, but I'm too lazy to look for a link.
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Post by Mira on Dec 1, 2009 18:55:34 GMT -5
I guess the only moral people are asexuals. I'm pretty sure looking at a woman with any bit of sexual attraction is lust to them.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Dec 1, 2009 18:59:31 GMT -5
Wow, that guy must be annoying.
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Post by Deimos on Dec 1, 2009 20:15:10 GMT -5
I think I read somewhere that fetuses masturbate in the womb... I have too, but I'm too lazy to look for a link. *scrambled to find a link* Baha!. I hath returned triumphant! I bear the fruits of my labor, the link to fetal masturbation www.the-clitoris.com/n_html/female_masturbation.htm#fetal
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Turtle
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Post by Turtle on Dec 1, 2009 20:34:54 GMT -5
Owen and his sign define unlawful sex as anything other than a "virgin man and a virgin women" in marriage (read: he or she who has masturbated or looked upon another in lust is no longer a virgin) That rules out pretty much everything. We should all be celibate.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Dec 1, 2009 20:40:26 GMT -5
Wow, that's...honestly kinda creepy....
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Post by gomer21xx on Dec 1, 2009 20:51:49 GMT -5
Oh gawd...
And here I thought Catholics were repressive. =O
Seriously? 70 years without an orgasm? Assuming the truth of it, I would almost be afraid to BE that man/woman who finally gave him one. Can you imagine how pent up he is?
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Post by Vene on Dec 1, 2009 20:56:54 GMT -5
I really just have one response to this
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Post by SimSim on Dec 1, 2009 21:12:58 GMT -5
Oh gawd... And here I thought Catholics were repressive. =O Seriously? 70 years without an orgasm? Assuming the truth of it, I would almost be afraid to BE that man/woman who finally gave him one. Can you imagine how pent up he is? I'm sure he had orgasms. What guy hasn't had nocturnal emissions?
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Post by Vene on Dec 1, 2009 21:14:44 GMT -5
Ejaculation=/=Orgasm
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Post by SimSim on Dec 1, 2009 21:23:41 GMT -5
That is true, but don't the vast majority of the time occur at the same time?
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Post by Vene on Dec 1, 2009 21:35:37 GMT -5
Yes, but I'm not sure if you could really call a nocturnal emission an orgasm.
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