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Post by ltfred on Dec 7, 2009 8:13:33 GMT -5
1. Irrelevant 2. Subjective 3. Anecdotal 4. Repeated Counterpoint: I like cats and cats are good. My logic is flawless. I like cats and I have my cat right here and he is a good cat, thus I am right. I remember that guy. He was predictable like a trampoline. No matter what you dropped on him, the posts always ended up the same.
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Post by wmdkitty on Dec 7, 2009 18:02:23 GMT -5
*step*
*step*
*step*
*step & elegant pose*
There you go, proof of cats.
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Post by Mira on Dec 7, 2009 18:04:36 GMT -5
My cat came up on my lap, drooled all over me, and made me all sniffly.
Therefore cats are dark-sided.
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Post by Jodie on Dec 7, 2009 19:25:20 GMT -5
1. Cats exist 2. Humans exist to serve cats 3. Cats exist to be served by humans 4. Cats are gods
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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Dec 7, 2009 19:27:14 GMT -5
My cat came up on my lap, drooled all over me, and made me all sniffly. Therefore cats are dark-sided. I didn't think that was in question.
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Post by Freydis The Valkyrie on Dec 7, 2009 20:36:16 GMT -5
1. Smell cat piss.
2. Smell cat shit.
3. Smell kitty litter.
4. See cat puke.
5. Take cats to pound, and get new cats.
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Nyarai
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Post by Nyarai on Dec 7, 2009 20:39:06 GMT -5
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Post by Mira on Dec 7, 2009 20:49:01 GMT -5
My cat rubbed her stinky self all over me. Damn her. Look at how she plots.
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Post by Paradox on Dec 7, 2009 23:14:46 GMT -5
1. Cats exist 2. Humans exist to serve cats 3. Cats exist to be served by humans 4. Cats are gods That is also valid logic.
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Post by Tiberius on Dec 7, 2009 23:28:32 GMT -5
"I live by syllogisms: God is love. Love is blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God. I don't know what I'd believe in if it wasn't for that."
-Stephen Colbear Colbert
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FrizzleFry
Full Member
Some Really Interesting Guy
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Post by FrizzleFry on Dec 8, 2009 0:42:22 GMT -5
My cat rubbed her stinky self all over me. Damn her. Look at how she plots. Now THAT is one plotting cat...
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Dec 8, 2009 1:25:45 GMT -5
But if you ask her, she'll say she's evil. Therefore, evil is honest.
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Post by Paradox on Dec 8, 2009 1:39:48 GMT -5
But if you ask her, she'll say she's evil. I don't think she's evil, just misunderstood by a cruel and uncaring world.
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ottery
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Otterly delicious
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Post by ottery on Dec 12, 2009 18:53:45 GMT -5
I have no kitty, I would like a kitty, but Oriet is allergic to kitty, therefore no kitty. Ya know, they breed hypoallergenic cats now. :3
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Post by Vene on Dec 12, 2009 19:26:55 GMT -5
1) We still don't have the income to take care of one. 2) Hypoallergenic cats can still produce allergens, they're just less likely to do so.
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