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Post by Paradox on Dec 6, 2009 14:29:23 GMT -5
1. I like cats.
2. Cats are good.
3. I have a cat and he is a good cat and my friend.
4. Cats are good.
I dare you to refute my logic.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Dec 6, 2009 15:22:45 GMT -5
1. You like cats. 2. You are a paradox. 3. Cats are selfish, lazy, gluttonous little bastards. 4. Cats are evil.
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Post by Sigmaleph on Dec 6, 2009 15:46:45 GMT -5
1. Irrelevant 2. Subjective 3. Anecdotal 4. Repeated
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Post by Vene on Dec 6, 2009 16:12:09 GMT -5
1. Words 2. More words 3. Word-like objects 4. Therefore, Godcats
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Post by devilschaplain2 on Dec 6, 2009 18:21:22 GMT -5
Three Step Proof of Underpants Gnomes: Step 1: Steal underwear Step 2: Step 3: Profit
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Post by Paradox on Dec 6, 2009 19:20:26 GMT -5
1. Irrelevant 2. Subjective 3. Anecdotal 4. Repeated Counterpoint: I like cats and cats are good. My logic is flawless. I like cats and I have my cat right here and he is a good cat, thus I am right.
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Post by Vene on Dec 6, 2009 19:49:40 GMT -5
I have no kitty, I would like a kitty, but Oriet is allergic to kitty, therefore no kitty.
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Post by Paradox on Dec 6, 2009 19:51:34 GMT -5
I have no kitty, I would like a kitty, but Oriet is allergic to kitty, therefore no kitty. :-(
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Post by Sigmaleph on Dec 6, 2009 21:08:21 GMT -5
1. Irrelevant 2. Subjective 3. Anecdotal 4. Repeated Counterpoint: I like cats and cats are good. My logic is flawless. I like cats and I have my cat right here and he is a good cat, thus I am right. I concede, I cannot argue with that logic.
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Post by Paradox on Dec 6, 2009 23:01:07 GMT -5
Counterpoint: I like cats and cats are good. My logic is flawless. I like cats and I have my cat right here and he is a good cat, thus I am right. I concede, I cannot argue with that logic. Damn straight.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Dec 6, 2009 23:13:25 GMT -5
Therefore, if Oriet is allergic to cats...Oriet must be evil!
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Post by Paradox on Dec 7, 2009 1:53:56 GMT -5
Therefore, if Oriet is allergic to cats...Oriet must be evil! No, just unlucky.
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Post by Vene on Dec 7, 2009 2:01:59 GMT -5
But if you ask her, she'll say she's evil.
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Post by Vypernight on Dec 7, 2009 6:04:58 GMT -5
Therefore, if Oriet is allergic to cats...Oriet must be evil! Imaginary Exalt for Oriet!
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Post by mistermuncher on Dec 7, 2009 6:17:34 GMT -5
1. Main Screen Turn On 2. You Must Surrender Make Your Time 3. Someone Set Us Up The Bomb 4. All Your Base Are Belong To Us
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