2009 Fundies! Best Quote

[Distind]

In order:

nautical999, Ministering Deliverance
fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=60847

This is the highest voted item, and we only started voting in march. This has the most member votes, and the most votes over all.

Sally Kern, rightwingwatch.org
fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=63730

A class A WTF, submitted to the Oklahoma legislature I believe.

Lainy68, Rapture Ready
fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=61678

Really, a nutshell, and a popular one at that.

Navaros, IMDB
fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=62318

God's penis and theological implications there of. This could have been in the negatives, I still would have put this up here.

Beryl Baptist Church, Pharyngula
fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=60994

One of the highest based on member votes.

Answers in Genesis, billboard
fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=63360

Because we're all going to gun people down because we don't believe in god.

Jade, Yahoo Answers
fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=64063

Christian statement of the year.

Mohammed Yusuf, BBC
fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=64610

Science fail of the year, even if he's dead.

June Swenson, Abstinence
fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=65852

Statistical anomaly of the year.

Steve in Austin, Rapture Ready
fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=62364

For his most honest witnessing technique.


I've gone through and picked these out based on the fundie and darnedest qualities of them, as well as how highly ranked they are.

You have two votes each, which can be moved around so long as this poll is open.

I'm going to leave this open to you guys for a week before posting on the main page that the awards are available for voting and if they want to they're going to have to register on the boards.

[deikuzutsu]

I had to vote for nautical999 just because that story made me lol, and it provided lulz for my friends as well. And I voted for Steve in Austin because he's a crazy maniac.

[shykid]

Oh, wow, this is tough, man. All of these are good. I ultimately voted for nautical999 (for the pure concentrated crazy) and Mohammed Yusuf (for really, really wishing it was a poe).

[devilschaplain2]

I had to go with Mohammad Yusuf. Seriously, not believing in evolution, a round Earth or the fucking water cycle? That's even dumber than a Chick Tract.

[storymoron]

AiG, because it's the most public, and therefore spreads the most stupid.

[wmdkitty]

Nautical and Lainy, because it's... it's Nautical, man, and Lainy's little brain-fart STILL makes me laugh every time I see it.

[shykid]

Jan 9, 2010 16:22:49 GMT -5 @m said:

I voted nautical999 and Mohammed.

Of course, this is still my personal '09 favorite:

[Why do young women today dress and look so provocative?]

My answer to this is that they are trying desperately to fill a hole in which only Christ can fill.

That has to at least deserve an honorable mention of some kind. Perhaps a "Biggest Accidental Innuendo Ever" award?

[objettrouve24]

For me, it came down to God's penis, and that odd statistical fail about 50/50 and 9 in ten.

In the end, I voted for God's penis. I mean, how many times will I ever get to say "I voted for God's penis"?

[Admiral Lithp]

Firstly, I want to know what God uses his penis for.

Secondly, I voted for AiG's billboard & the 2nd Rapture Ready quote, because I'm fairly certain they're legit, & the others were all kind of dull.

Naturally, RR ended up disgusting me. The "witnessing technique" was all innocent and funny, but gay people are all immoral, sex-crazed deviants who want to destroy our children.

[rookie]

I had to go with Lainy. It so sums up every belief we so enjoy mocking. But, really, there were no wrong choices this past year.

[The Watcher]

I went with Sally Kern. I know it's a non-binding resolution (i.e., pointless posturing) but it shows what she's willing to do as a holder of public office, and that has frightening implications for me.

[devilschaplain2]

Jan 9, 2010 23:17:56 GMT -5 The Watcher said:

I went with Sally Kern. I know it's a non-binding resolution (i.e., pointless posturing) but it shows what she's willing to do as a holder of public office, and that has frightening implications for me.

And she's a miserable gay-basher.

[Tiger]

Navaros aka God's Penis is my favorite, hands down, Mohammed my second, and Steve a very close third.

[mr blur]

Navaros, but nautical999 was very close.

[maanantai]

Lainy and June, both presenting the core of the fundie ideology; no thinking (or schooling) allowed.