Maronan
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Post by Maronan on Mar 28, 2009 18:13:41 GMT -5
It's been awhile, hasn't it? Ultimately, the FSTDT deprivation got too great and I had to sign up for the refugee board.
So without further ado...
I got a credit card offer in the mail today. Standard policy is to retaliate to such junk mail by abusing the postage-paid reply envelope. But what to send? What would be worthy? Last time, I rickroll'd them at their own expense by sending them the lyrics to Never Gonna Give You Up. Ah, but what about this time?
EDIT: Also, crap. My username is uncapitalised. *WHINE* DISTIND! CAN YOU FIX IT?
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Post by Vene on Mar 28, 2009 18:17:55 GMT -5
You can fix your name by going to profile on the top bar, then click modify profile. Also, send them something from the creepypasta thread.
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Post by mistermuncher on Mar 28, 2009 18:45:47 GMT -5
nein!
My dear brother has the finest solution to such things.
A sheet of lead, within the envelope. As it's reply paid, they have to pick up the postal costs. Do it once or twice, and all such things will stop.
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Post by Sandafluffoid on Mar 28, 2009 18:57:05 GMT -5
Guys, we can use this as an oppurtunity to lie for amusment!
Um, Maronan, I hate to be the one to tell you this but there's been a bit more discussion in the past few weeks about the role of the old regulars and we've decided that we no longer want you anymore. We're terminating your contract.
See guys, everybody's laughing! Guys? Guys?
Also I think you should send them the source code to their website, just so that some bored It guy there will enter it all into notepad only to find that he has recreated a monster.
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Post by Sigmaleph on Mar 28, 2009 19:26:06 GMT -5
I was wondering where the hell you were.
I think my suggestion last time you asked was: Send them a letter addressed to a close friend saying you are suicidal and suggest you might kill a busload of orphans if your "friend" doesn't reply.
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Post by Oriet on Mar 28, 2009 20:02:30 GMT -5
Welcome back! Been wondering what happened to you. (And yes, that means you were missed. Now I have that Dresden Dolls song in my head. )
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Post by trike on Mar 28, 2009 20:41:00 GMT -5
I was wondering where the hell you were. I think my suggestion last time you asked was: Send them a letter addressed to a close friend saying you are suicidal and suggest you might kill a busload of orphans if your "friend" doesn't reply. I do like this. And welcome back! Last time we heard from you you were on vacation, correct?
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Post by Jodie on Mar 28, 2009 21:34:40 GMT -5
Did I miss you?
No.
Just kidding. Welcome back dude.
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Post by Aqualung on Mar 28, 2009 22:04:47 GMT -5
Send them something from the disturbing images thread. (:<
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Post by antichrist on Mar 28, 2009 23:11:02 GMT -5
The clowns with the rubber chicken?
That was seriously disturbing.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Mar 28, 2009 23:27:06 GMT -5
You could always send them a picture of goatse, if you're not feeling particularly creative.
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Post by ironbite on Mar 29, 2009 1:08:33 GMT -5
Send them Monopoly Money drenched in sheeps blood.
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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Mar 29, 2009 1:48:25 GMT -5
Send them a funny-ass joke. The people who have to look through those will probably appreciate a good laugh.
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Post by CtraK on Mar 29, 2009 14:18:53 GMT -5
Did I miss you? Yes.
But I'll fucking well hit next time...
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Post by ouabache on Mar 29, 2009 18:31:10 GMT -5
Welcome back, whoever you are.
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