Post by D'Coke on Mar 31, 2009 19:20:37 GMT -5
We spend a lot of time making fun of fundies and the ignorant. Let us now celebrate the hilarious comments that these posts inspire from our own members. First, I submit the following:
In response to this: fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=61014 where a rapture nut conspiracy theorist expounds upon the street address of the WTC...
In response to this: fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=61014 where a rapture nut conspiracy theorist expounds upon the street address of the WTC...
David B.
*Breaking News*
Christians secretly plotting to bring about ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT!
A recent study has revealed that Christianity may, in contrast to the public claims of many members, be plotting to bring about a ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT. Which would make them servants of the evil one and in league with the anti-Christ.
A careful study of books known to be in the possession of several prominent Christians turned up the following, startling evidence of collusion.
John 7:4, "No ONE who wants to become a public figure acts in secret. Since you are doing these things, show yourself to the WORLD."
Acts 11:28, "ONE of them, named Agabus, stood up and through the Spirit predicted that a severe famine would spread over the entire Roman WORLD."
Colossians 2:8, "See to it that no ONE takes you captive through hollow and deceptive philosophy, which depends on human tradition and the basic principles of this WORLD rather than on Christ."
Just three examples where Christianity advocates a ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT, which - the context shows - will be brought about by a figure working in public during a time of famine, and spreading a hollow and deceptive philosophy to keep us captive.
The significance of this cannot be underestimated! Expect the usual denials of "coincidence" and "quoting out of context" and DO NOT BE FOOLED!