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Post by clockworkgirl21 on Apr 1, 2009 15:39:29 GMT -5
As an April Fool's prank. My mom asked, "Where did you get it?" I answered, "Drugstore." Mom said sharply, "You're buying condoms from the drugstore now? Don't do stuff like that!" I said, "I'm 20. You can't yell at me for that." She didn't say anything.
But I threw the other two away. That's sad.
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Post by schizophonic on Apr 1, 2009 15:53:10 GMT -5
What, was she worried people might think you were having sex?
How did your grandma take it?
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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Apr 1, 2009 17:29:01 GMT -5
As an April Fool's prank. My mom asked, "Where did you get it?" I answered, "Drugstore." Mom said sharply, "You're buying condoms from the drugstore now? Don't do stuff like that!" I said, "I'm 20. You can't yell at me for that." She didn't say anything. But I threw the other two away. That's sad. The appropriate response would have been: "What, so you want me to get pregnant?" Or maybe: "I only fuck girls, so don't worry I'm not even gonna use them for anything other than pranks and, water balloons." |
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Post by Art Vandelay on Apr 1, 2009 18:43:48 GMT -5
As an April Fool's prank. My mom asked, "Where did you get it?" I answered, "Drugstore." Mom said sharply, "You're buying condoms from the drugstore now? Don't do stuff like that!" I said, "I'm 20. You can't yell at me for that." She didn't say anything. But I threw the other two away. That's sad. So where exactly would she prefer you to buy condoms? Supermarket, petrol station, men's bathroom vending machine? Personally I think the pharmacy is a perfectly ok place to buy rubbers. |
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Post by Armand Tanzarian on Apr 1, 2009 18:54:01 GMT -5
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Post by antichrist on Apr 1, 2009 19:02:57 GMT -5
When LOL doesn't quite cut it  |
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Post by The Lazy One on Apr 1, 2009 19:17:29 GMT -5
LOL. I'm not going to lie, I actually did laugh out loud. |
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Post by schizophonic on Apr 1, 2009 20:06:31 GMT -5
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Post by m52nickerson on Apr 1, 2009 21:06:42 GMT -5
I only wish I would have thought of that. |
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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Apr 2, 2009 3:16:37 GMT -5
You win one free internet, my good man. |
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Post by Damen on Apr 2, 2009 3:45:23 GMT -5
The appropriate response would have been: "What, so you want me to get pregnant?" Or maybe: "I only fuck girls, so don't worry I'm not even gonna use them for anything other than pranks and, water balloons." Actually, that reminds me of a story my brother-in-law's nephew (let's call him Bob) told me recently. While he was in the Navy his ship would go out on six month deployments, so they'd have to be resupplied every now and again. One time when the supply ship was alongside of his frigate, some of the supply ship's crew got the bright idea to start tossing water-balloons at the frigate's crew. One of those water-balloons whacked Bob upside the head and he decided the next time they came around he was gonna get them back. He went around the ship collecting condoms from everyone from the enlisted crew up to the officers. One of the officers asked him; "Why do you need condoms?" He told him why they were needed and the officer just gave him a couple of boxes. Sure enough, the supply ship comes back and Bob's got those rubbers filled with water and he's lettin' 'em fly when he noticed everyone around him standing at attention. He looks over his shoulder and there's the captain glaring at him. As it turns out, it's illegal to throw rubber products over the side of the ship. |
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Post by Redhunter on Apr 2, 2009 3:46:59 GMT -5
I put a condom on my grandma's door handle!How did your grandma take it?
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