Sex is for fags!

[clockworkgirl21]

Hilarious site. Poe, of course.

www.sexisforfags.com/

And the one for girls:

www.ironhymen.com/

[schizophonic]

Joining the Boy Scouts a s a substitute for sex? I thought it was a way to meet partners.

Also, I'd pay to see a vagina with a crocodile infested moat.

[devilschaplain2]

Oh, yeah, I've stumbled across those sites before. Pretty funny stuff ^_^

[The Lazy One]

I especially like this bit from Iron Hymen:

Up until the moment in your wedding when he says "I do," a boy's privates sport a treacherous spine of jagged scales, which may or may not secrete acid and weapons-grade anthrax – for which, apparently, only Ann Coulter has developed the antibodies.

[Vene]

Apr 12, 2009 19:12:45 GMT -5 The Lazy One said:

I especially like this bit from Iron Hymen:

Up until the moment in your wedding when he says "I do," a boy's privates sport a treacherous spine of jagged scales, which may or may not secrete acid and weapons-grade anthrax – for which, apparently, only Ann Coulter has developed the antibodies.

No, no, no, we secrete a basic solution, women are acidic.

[Lady Renae]

I must say the simple fact that they chose the words "iron hymen" makes me laugh for minutes. ^-^

Good site, too. I gave it a glance and loved it to bits.

[schizophonic]

Iron Hymen sounds like an awesome name for a punk or metal act.

[mice34]

HA!! Good site.

[MaybeNever]

Apr 13, 2009 16:21:45 GMT -5 @schizophonic said:

Iron Hymen sounds like an awesome name for a punk or metal act.

Presumably, an iron hymen is what an iron maiden has. Obviously said act could only be a tribute band.

[Tina]

Apr 12, 2009 18:57:57 GMT -5 @schizophonic said:

Joining the Boy Scouts a s a substitute for sex? I thought it was a way to meet partners.

There's a Girl Scout commercial that includes in its enticements "...and play with other girls." Makes me laugh every time.

[schizophonic]

And yet, they're quick to point out they're not affiliated with the Boy Scouts.

[tygerarmy]

Apr 14, 2009 17:31:40 GMT -5 MaybeNever said:

Apr 13, 2009 16:21:45 GMT -5 @schizophonic said:

Iron Hymen sounds like an awesome name for a punk or metal act.

Presumably, an iron hymen is what an iron maiden has. Obviously said act could only be a tribute band.

MaybeNever FTW

[Thejebusfire]

"I used to suffer terribly from dirty dreams about boys. Thankfully, now my Iron Hymen Libido-Be-Gone™ thong panties keep my dreams clean – and my yucky cooter bone-dry!"

That made me laugh so hard.