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Post by Green-Eyed Lilo on Apr 13, 2009 19:13:55 GMT -5
This is fun--I just thought of another Very Special Episode!
Jimbo brings home his girlfriend, who proceeds to talk at least one Duggar parent into a heart attack. Key lines: "Oh, I only go to church for weddings and funerals and stuff. Sometimes my grandma guilts me into going on Easter...I think I want two kids, maybe even three, but I'm not even *thinking* about kids 'til I make partner at a good law firm!"
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Post by lighthorseman on Apr 13, 2009 19:30:06 GMT -5
If all of the Duggar kids have 18+ kids of their own, I think they could probably take over the world. I mean, that would be over three hundred Duggars. Three hundred. And then what if they just keep on going? Forever? If each of the 300 Duggars had 18 kids that's 5400 kids. If each of those 5400 kids only had the standard 2.2, they'd end up with 11800 kids. The idea of over 9000 Duggars is seriously scary. And further, they then claim that this is evidence of a young Earth
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Post by Aqualung on Apr 13, 2009 22:02:16 GMT -5
Gross. I'm not sure what else to say. I'm surprised they actually figured out how it works! Anyway I doubt very much all 18 kids will have that many kids. Like other said, odds are at least one will be gay, and maybe others will turn out to be infertile. Hey, I can hope! Yeah, I have a friend who is the youngest of eight and has nieces and nephews who are close to his age.
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Post by Paradox on Apr 13, 2009 22:25:39 GMT -5
Eh, once we start imposing mandatory child limits due to rampant overpopulation it won't be a problem anymore.
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Post by Armand Tanzarian on Apr 13, 2009 22:59:18 GMT -5
This is fun--I just thought of another Very Special Episode! Jimbo brings home his girlfriend, who proceeds to talk at least one Duggar parent into a heart attack. Key lines: "Oh, I only go to church for weddings and funerals and stuff. Sometimes my grandma guilts me into going on Easter...I think I want two kids, maybe even three, but I'm not even *thinking* about kids 'til I make partner at a good law firm!" Hmmm... I can maybe "break in" the oldest few girls. Any other volunteers?
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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Apr 13, 2009 23:04:22 GMT -5
Pass. Those dead eyes... It'd be like fucking a Real Doll. *shudders*
And she'd probably move about as much.
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Post by wisechild on Apr 14, 2009 0:25:31 GMT -5
I imagine a "Very Special Episode" of one of the older kids running away, and the discovery that he or she is missing for several hours, maybe after a head count at the dinner table. Maybe they figure it out the next day.
I think there are a few unhappy campers, I imagine one of the older girls doesn't want to be mommy's de facto handmaiden, seeing that she could be next in line to change diapers. I could imagine someone becomes conscious of the insanity around him or her. Then they run.
There are a few communes not too far from where they live, (and not too close, either.) The question is would they have the emotional strength to run away.
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Post by devilschaplain2 on Apr 14, 2009 0:58:34 GMT -5
If all of the Duggar kids have 18+ kids of their own, I think they could probably take over the world. I mean, that would be over three hundred Duggars. Three hundred. And then what if they just keep on going? Forever? At some point maybe they'll be classified as deer? *grabs shotgun* Time to thin out the population!
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Post by The Lazy One on Apr 14, 2009 5:17:41 GMT -5
This is fun--I just thought of another Very Special Episode! Jimbo brings home his girlfriend, who proceeds to talk at least one Duggar parent into a heart attack. Key lines: "Oh, I only go to church for weddings and funerals and stuff. Sometimes my grandma guilts me into going on Easter...I think I want two kids, maybe even three, but I'm not even *thinking* about kids 'til I make partner at a good law firm!" Hah! I think Jim Bob's head would explode!
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Post by erictheblue on Apr 14, 2009 7:28:37 GMT -5
This is fun--I just thought of another Very Special Episode! Jimbo brings home his girlfriend, who proceeds to talk at least one Duggar parent into a heart attack. Key lines: "Oh, I only go to church for weddings and funerals and stuff. Sometimes my grandma guilts me into going on Easter...I think I want two kids, maybe even three, but I'm not even *thinking* about kids 'til I make partner at a good law firm!" You left a few things off... "My childhood? Oh, it was great! Mother and Mom were always there for me when I needed them. Mother, that is, my biological mother, worked for NASA and was a huge help when I got stuck on my math homework. Mom, Mother's lifepartner and biologically my aunt, was a Philosophy and Women's Studies professor. Mom's brother donated the sperm to father me. That's why I'm mixed race."
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Post by deliciousdemon on Apr 14, 2009 8:15:52 GMT -5
This is fun--I just thought of another Very Special Episode! Jimbo brings home his girlfriend, who proceeds to talk at least one Duggar parent into a heart attack. Key lines: "Oh, I only go to church for weddings and funerals and stuff. Sometimes my grandma guilts me into going on Easter...I think I want two kids, maybe even three, but I'm not even *thinking* about kids 'til I make partner at a good law firm!" You left a few things off... "My childhood? Oh, it was great! Mother and Mom were always there for me when I needed them. Mother, that is, my biological mother, worked for NASA and was a huge help when I got stuck on my math homework. Mom, Mother's lifepartner and biologically my aunt, was a Philosophy and Women's Studies professor. Mom's brother donated the sperm to father me. That's why I'm mixed race." Exalted for deliciousness.
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Post by katz on Apr 14, 2009 16:47:36 GMT -5
This is fun--I just thought of another Very Special Episode! Jimbo brings home his girlfriend, who proceeds to talk at least one Duggar parent into a heart attack. Key lines: "Oh, I only go to church for weddings and funerals and stuff. Sometimes my grandma guilts me into going on Easter...I think I want two kids, maybe even three, but I'm not even *thinking* about kids 'til I make partner at a good law firm!" You left a few things off... "My childhood? Oh, it was great! Mother and Mom were always there for me when I needed them. Mother, that is, my biological mother, worked for NASA and was a huge help when I got stuck on my math homework. Mom, Mother's lifepartner and biologically my aunt, was a Philosophy and Women's Studies professor. Mom's brother donated the sperm to father me. That's why I'm mixed race." Someone needs to actually get on making this a reality. This will at least cull off the breeding pair with diversity-induced heart attacks.
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Post by MaybeNever on Apr 14, 2009 17:20:35 GMT -5
What an irresponsible fucking attitude.
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Post by The Lazy One on Apr 14, 2009 19:01:32 GMT -5
This is fun--I just thought of another Very Special Episode! Jimbo brings home his girlfriend, who proceeds to talk at least one Duggar parent into a heart attack. Key lines: "Oh, I only go to church for weddings and funerals and stuff. Sometimes my grandma guilts me into going on Easter...I think I want two kids, maybe even three, but I'm not even *thinking* about kids 'til I make partner at a good law firm!" You left a few things off... "My childhood? Oh, it was great! Mother and Mom were always there for me when I needed them. Mother, that is, my biological mother, worked for NASA and was a huge help when I got stuck on my math homework. Mom, Mother's lifepartner and biologically my aunt, was a Philosophy and Women's Studies professor. Mom's brother donated the sperm to father me. That's why I'm mixed race." Win! I exalt you~
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Post by Green-Eyed Lilo on Apr 14, 2009 20:59:20 GMT -5
I wanted to leave a few things for everyone else. I figured just a standard bright, ambitious, semi-responsible young American woman would be a good start. But Erictheblue, that was downright awesome! I exalt you!
Anyone else got some Very Special Episodes? (I know I've made this thread drift and added a game, but it's a fun one.) I'm thinking something including the line "I protect myself like Fort Knox," uttered by a female.
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