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Post by Vene on Jul 17, 2009 22:16:59 GMT -5
problem with drug testing on welfare is how many perfectly legal medications mimic the actions of illegal drugs. Then there's the fact that simple poppyseed muffins could theoretically make a person test positive for crack. So... not such a good idea. Not crack, opiates, stuff like heroine. |
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Post by Hades on Jul 17, 2009 22:18:39 GMT -5
To go back a page, why do fundies hate masturbation? Is it because they hate sex? It's not like they don't do it har har. Three reasons as far as I know: 1) Penis was made for vagina and vice versa, and stimulating one's genitals with anything but the genitals of the opposite sex, is an abomination. Especially outside of the bonds of marriage. 2) Semen is precious and meant only to be released in a woman. Again, if it's not, abomination. 3) They're prudes and don't want to admit that they do it because it's natural. |
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Post by MaybeNever on Jul 17, 2009 22:18:10 GMT -5
PETA has thoroughly jumped the shark. They need a franchise reboot. Maybe some sanity. |
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Post by Caitshidhe on Jul 17, 2009 22:21:26 GMT -5
Basically it comes back to that old fundie adage: "If you enjoy it, it's a sin."
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Post by Hades on Jul 17, 2009 22:23:14 GMT -5
Basically it comes back to that old fundie adage: "If you enjoy it, it's a sin." Damn you for having the more concise answer. |
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Post by Caitshidhe on Jul 17, 2009 22:25:07 GMT -5
It was a one-off for me. I'm normally VERY long-winded.
EDIT: MY 1000TH POST! EVERYBODY CELEBRATE! I should celebrate somehow. Anybody have any ideas?
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Post by MaybeNever on Jul 17, 2009 22:27:23 GMT -5
It was a one-off for me. I'm normally VERY long-winded. EDIT: MY 1000TH POST! EVERYBODY CELEBRATE! I should celebrate somehow. Anybody have any ideas? Webcam masturbation. It's... um. Good for the heart? |
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Post by spaniel on Jul 17, 2009 22:31:06 GMT -5
Old joke.
Why do fundies hate shagging?
Because it might lead to dancing!
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Post by Hades on Jul 17, 2009 22:32:28 GMT -5
Congratulations.
I'm close to becoming a God, yet so far.
I would never be so forward as to make a request such as MaybeNever.
Not that I wouldn't mind his request being filled >_>
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Post by ironbite on Jul 17, 2009 22:32:23 GMT -5
It was a one-off for me. I'm normally VERY long-winded. EDIT: MY 1000TH POST! EVERYBODY CELEBRATE! I should celebrate somehow. Anybody have any ideas? I'll be over to help you celebrate Ironbite-though not too much bending on my part. |
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Post by Caitshidhe on Jul 17, 2009 22:40:07 GMT -5
...maybe I should just rescind and go back to cam-whoring in celebration of being TWICE A GOD(dess).
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Post by Hades on Jul 17, 2009 22:43:42 GMT -5
I doubt anyone would protest.
And if they do, lock them up for treason against the Archduchess. This is Sexytown, damn it.
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Post by A. Sapien on Jul 17, 2009 22:46:11 GMT -5
My first reaction was, "Of course not, you entered it wrong." It's Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. |
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Post by devilschaplain2 on Jul 17, 2009 22:46:39 GMT -5
I should celebrate somehow. Anybody have any ideas? Yes, but they all constitute sexual harrassment.........having said that, ya wanna do it anyway? |
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Post by devilschaplain2 on Jul 17, 2009 22:47:15 GMT -5
And on the back it reads "...because I just discovered sex!" Tools. |
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