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Post by gyeonghwa on Feb 6, 2011 18:34:37 GMT -5
This sounds like a scene from the gay porn version of Saw. Which I'm sure exists. It does. Just like the gay porn version of the 2000 election deadlock. (No I'm not kidding.)
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Feb 6, 2011 18:38:41 GMT -5
Is it weird that I'm more curious about how a stab wound to the calf from a blade small enough to attach to a rooster's claw killed this guy? Infection seems like the most likely bet, but that makes the whole "killed by rooster" thing less epic.
Also, "murdered by cock" reminds me more of Se7en than Saw.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Feb 6, 2011 18:43:36 GMT -5
death by chicken.. that's a new one. All that's left is death by PENGUINS.
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Post by SimSim on Feb 6, 2011 19:03:59 GMT -5
Is it weird that I'm more curious about how a stab wound to the calf from a blade small enough to attach to a rooster's claw killed this guy? Infection seems like the most likely bet, but that makes the whole "killed by rooster" thing less epic. Also, "murdered by cock" reminds me more of Se7en than Saw. Hit an artery.
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Feb 6, 2011 20:09:31 GMT -5
That had to have been unpheasant.
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Post by Chi Shiro on Feb 6, 2011 20:13:44 GMT -5
That had to have been unpheasant. *facepalms*
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Post by syaoranvee on Feb 6, 2011 20:32:09 GMT -5
Example of the form of blade in question.
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Post by Dragon Zachski on Feb 12, 2011 2:44:35 GMT -5
As much as I dislike cockfighting, there's something pretty bad-ass about that knife thing.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Feb 12, 2011 2:55:02 GMT -5
They're taking after their ancestors, that's what.
What's...what's the gay porn version of Saw like?
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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Feb 12, 2011 2:58:04 GMT -5
More dicks in asses and less pants.
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Post by The_L on Feb 12, 2011 7:21:56 GMT -5
More dicks in asses and less pants. You'd think he'd expect this--that's pretty much what the gay porn version of anything is like.
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Post by scotsgit on Feb 12, 2011 8:26:17 GMT -5
That had to have been unpheasant. In anyone's book, it was a fowl way to go.
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Post by Dragon Zachski on Feb 12, 2011 15:54:44 GMT -5
I crow not believe this. Then again, he wise quite an eagle man.
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Post by Ian1732 on Feb 12, 2011 17:57:08 GMT -5
All these puns are really for the birds.
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Post by Shane for Wax on Feb 12, 2011 18:39:20 GMT -5
Fuck you guys I'm flying home.
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