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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Apr 29, 2011 18:58:42 GMT -5
"So you're allowed to wear turtle necks but my dingus isn't?"
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Post by lighthorseman on Apr 29, 2011 23:10:13 GMT -5
I had a girl dump me because I'm uncircumcised, once. Funny story... "OMG he has slightly more skin on his penis than the average guy! THE HORROR!!" Seriously, it's just a flap of skin. What's the big deal? That was sort of my reaction. Her reaction when she found out was only slightly less extreme than I would expect had she found out she'd been sleeping with an HIV+ siphilitic clown. Oh, yes, did I mention she worked out I was uncircumcised significantly after we slept together? Even funnier? Police officer. ETA: No offense intended to clowns, Nap.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Apr 30, 2011 1:41:01 GMT -5
Because the alternatives to finding this out are so much easier & less awkward.
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Post by lighthorseman on Apr 30, 2011 1:57:57 GMT -5
Because the alternatives to finding this out are so much easier & less awkward. You don't think the kid would notice?
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Apr 30, 2011 2:49:09 GMT -5
No, & here's why:
1. A kid probably doesn't find out about circumcision until middle school. 2. If he has siblings, they probably have the same dick-status as he does. 3. Kids don't exactly go around looking at each others' wangs.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Apr 30, 2011 3:12:14 GMT -5
3. Kids don't exactly go around looking at each others' wangs. You never went to a school that had urinals did you?
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Apr 30, 2011 3:49:27 GMT -5
I did. We went by the one urinal away code.
I always thought that was universal.
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Apr 30, 2011 4:05:16 GMT -5
3. Kids don't exactly go around looking at each others' wangs. You never went to a school that had urinals did you? Kids use the urinals?
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Apr 30, 2011 4:21:44 GMT -5
I always used stalls because fuck that shit. And even then, people tend to know if you're looking at their dingaling.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Apr 30, 2011 4:25:54 GMT -5
I was referring to primary school. Seven year old kids tend to be so ignorant of urinal etiquette that they'll drop their pants to their ankles just to take a piss. I doubt many of them will have much of an issue with looking at each other's wedding tackle.
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Apr 30, 2011 4:36:21 GMT -5
Fair enough.
Always kept my pants up when taking a pee. Only time they should come down in the bathroom is when in a stall to drop a deus or on Penis Inspection Day.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Apr 30, 2011 4:44:05 GMT -5
Me too, I remember asking another kid why he does that when simply unzipping and pulling it out is sufficient, but ah well, I guess my classmates back then weren't exactly child prodigies.
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Apr 30, 2011 4:49:03 GMT -5
According to some comic strip, when a frog was asked why he does it he replied "Feels good, man."
Could mean something.
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Post by chad sexington on Apr 30, 2011 7:15:00 GMT -5
I was referring to primary school. Seven year old kids tend to be so ignorant of urinal etiquette that they'll drop their pants to their ankles just to take a piss. That's assuming they even bother to piss into the urinals/trough anyway. And for seven-year-old boys, that's a tall order.
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Post by Shane for Wax on Apr 30, 2011 15:53:52 GMT -5
Because the alternatives to finding this out are so much easier & less awkward. ...When would a child stumble upon the fact that their dad is snipped? Other than the incest way...
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