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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on May 1, 2011 16:21:39 GMT -5
Also, 9/11 was an inside job, funded by Illuminati Jew Bankers. Only the second tower was an inside job by Illuminati Jew Bankers, the first was a genuine al Qaeda terrorist attack. No, no, no. WTC7 was the Jew Bankers collecting insurance money. The main towers were the American government justifying Iraq in order to herald WWIII, and the New World Order. The Pentagon was the Reptilians. United 93 was Al Qaeda.
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Post by Old Viking on May 1, 2011 17:16:31 GMT -5
Chemtrails are a government project. I'd tell you more, but then I'd have to kill you.
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Post by Random Guy on May 1, 2011 17:17:27 GMT -5
Only the second tower was an inside job by Illuminati Jew Bankers, the first was a genuine al Qaeda terrorist attack. No, no, no. WTC7 was the Jew Bankers collecting insurance money. The main towers were the American government justifying Iraq in order to herald WWIII, and the New World Order. The Pentagon was the Reptilians. United 93 was Al Qaeda. Also, WTC7 was where the papers proving the Holocaust didn't happen were stored.
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Post by Napoleon the Clown on May 1, 2011 19:18:49 GMT -5
What conspiracy? There is no conspiracy. Nothing at all is amiss! Thread locked. (not really, it just sounded funny)
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Post by lighthorseman on May 1, 2011 19:40:38 GMT -5
Also, orgone generators.
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Post by happycheeze on May 1, 2011 19:45:36 GMT -5
Wait, wait, I got it.
The watergate guys, they created the half-human half-reptillian hybrids in a lab. But they needed a host to impregnate. Thats why the guy's name was deepthroat, because they only germinate inside an esophogaus. And now, the chemtrails are actually hrbrid human/reptillian eggs. WE ARE ALL HOSTS!
Okay I'm going to study for my finals some more now
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Post by Kit Walker on May 1, 2011 20:28:33 GMT -5
Well, your friend is in good company. Prince is a believer in chemtrails. So there's that. It also doesn't help that most people wouldn't be able to figure out, say, this picture: Right off the bat. That is "evidence" for the chemtrails folks. Naturally, it is flight testing equipment that uses water to simulate passengers. But that explanation isn't as sexy as a government conspiracy, so it is hard to get on board with reality once they've heard otherwise. For more detailed information, Rational Wiki can help.
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Post by chad sexington on May 1, 2011 23:30:20 GMT -5
Also, 9/11 was an inside job, funded by Illuminati Jew Bankers. No...if you're going to think like a true CT, you have to go out of the wall (as opposed to just off of it). They're dropping chemicals from the planes so that our plants, when eaten, will cause mutations in our immune system allowing us to be more susceptible to neurological poisons and things of the sort (which is why this typically only occurs over places with high populations of farmers) thus allowing for government and Big Pharma to make us do whatever they want with the mind altering drugs they will be dropping in the next wave of experimentation. That way, when the New World Order needs an army, they will have a completely willing country of mind-controlled slaves at the ready to destroy whatever civilization they want. Of course - it makes so much sense now! Wake up, sheeple!
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Post by arrowdeath on May 2, 2011 2:43:53 GMT -5
No...if you're going to think like a true CT, you have to go out of the wall (as opposed to just off of it). They're dropping chemicals from the planes so that our plants, when eaten, will cause mutations in our immune system allowing us to be more susceptible to neurological poisons and things of the sort (which is why this typically only occurs over places with high populations of farmers) thus allowing for government and Big Pharma to make us do whatever they want with the mind altering drugs they will be dropping in the next wave of experimentation. That way, when the New World Order needs an army, they will have a completely willing country of mind-controlled slaves at the ready to destroy whatever civilization they want. Of course - it makes so much sense now! Wake up, sheeple! So much sense! He should write the next Assassin's Creed game!
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Post by Haseen on May 2, 2011 3:28:40 GMT -5
Something about Obama faking the moon landing and that Russian commies actually got there first and gave birth to Obama on the moon. Then they filled the sky with brainwashing chemicals to rewrite history, and those chemicals continue to this day. Side effects include people packaging only 8 hot dogs in a package when buns come in 10. Also, the cast of Jersey shore and Boehner, who are not real people, but orange hallucinations existing only in our drug addled brains.
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Post by lighthorseman on May 2, 2011 5:55:23 GMT -5
Well, your friend is in good company. Prince is a believer in chemtrails. So there's that. It also doesn't help that most people wouldn't be able to figure out, say, this picture: Right off the bat. That is "evidence" for the chemtrails folks. Naturally, it is flight testing equipment that uses water to simulate passengers. But that explanation isn't as sexy as a government conspiracy, so it is hard to get on board with reality once they've heard otherwise. For more detailed information, Rational Wiki can help.That's really interesting. I had seen that picture (or similar) before on conspiracy theory sites and wondered about it. The simulating weight explanation is laughably obvious, once it's pointed out.
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Post by Oriet on May 2, 2011 9:59:03 GMT -5
]That's really interesting. I had seen that picture (or similar) before on conspiracy theory sites and wondered about it. The simulating weight explanation is laughably obvious, once it's pointed out. Isn't that how the vast majority of conspiracy theories are though, laughably obvious once pointed out?
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Post by Miles, The Slightly Off on May 2, 2011 10:07:21 GMT -5
]That's really interesting. I had seen that picture (or similar) before on conspiracy theory sites and wondered about it. The simulating weight explanation is laughably obvious, once it's pointed out. Isn't that how the vast majority of conspiracy theories are though, laughably obvious once pointed out? This is true as far as I've seen, albeit, the thing about conspiracy theories is that people who actually believe them end up believing them more when contradictory evidence is brought before them. There's always some other explanation that they come up with. Like that picture, you could say that weight testing is the 'front' for what they really do, and that there's a secret button in the cockpit that dumps the contents. Either via spraying out the windows, or by pumping through the waste disposal valve. This is why we have blue ice.
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Post by CtraK on May 2, 2011 17:23:52 GMT -5
Something about Obama faking the moon landing and that Russian commies actually got there first and gave birth to Obama on the moon. Then they filled the sky with brainwashing chemicals to rewrite history, and those chemicals continue to this day. Side effects include people packaging only 8 hot dogs in a package when buns come in 10. Also, the cast of Jersey shore and Boehner, who are not real people, but orange hallucinations existing only in our drug addled brains. ...also, the chemtrails killed Bin Laden, who was really (oh, let's say...) Ron Howard in disguise? Or something.
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Post by Miles, The Slightly Off on May 2, 2011 20:11:29 GMT -5
Something about Obama faking the moon landing and that Russian commies actually got there first and gave birth to Obama on the moon. Then they filled the sky with brainwashing chemicals to rewrite history, and those chemicals continue to this day. Side effects include people packaging only 8 hot dogs in a package when buns come in 10. Also, the cast of Jersey shore and Boehner, who are not real people, but orange hallucinations existing only in our drug addled brains. ...also, the chemtrails killed Bin Laden, who was really (oh, let's say...) Ron Howard in disguise? Or something. No, you see, the missile that weakened the defenses where Osama was hiding out was built on the planet Psychlo, with whom Ron Howard is allied. The reason the corpse was put in the water was so that the Psychlo could resurrect him for their own nefarious purposes. The chemtrails, of course, are to make us ignore the obvious fact that John Travolta is the leader of the Psychlo army. And yes, I'm lifting that directly from Battlefield Earth. I apologize.
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