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Post by Vene on Jun 28, 2011 23:31:17 GMT -5
And now you suck cocks for a living. Ironbite-no seriously that's what Chris Crocker's doing. More respectable than digging up Shakespeare. |
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Post by itachirumon on Jun 28, 2011 23:45:49 GMT -5
I suggest that Her Majesty dispatch a force of knights to protect Shakespeare's grave. May I suggest Sir Patrick Stewart to lead them? Only if Elton John gets to be his wingman, I wanna see him crack some idiots over the head with a guitar. Also... we need a bear to chase them off with.. a bear wearing a shirt that just says "SHAKESPEARE MOTHERFUCKER!" |
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Post by Art Vandelay on Jun 28, 2011 23:53:22 GMT -5
I suggest that Her Majesty dispatch a force of knights to protect Shakespeare's grave. May I suggest Sir Patrick Stewart to lead them? Only if Elton John gets to be his wingman, I wanna see him crack some idiots over the head with a guitar. Also... we need a bear to chase them off with.. a bear wearing a shirt that just says "SHAKESPEARE MOTHERFUCKER!" Pfft, Sir Ian McKellen or GTFO. |
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jun 29, 2011 0:01:14 GMT -5
I bet Shapespeare was all about the opium dens.
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Post by lighthorseman on Jun 29, 2011 3:26:27 GMT -5
Meh, there's no body in that tomb any way. Everyone knows that "Shakespeare's" plays were written by Sir Francis Bacon, while the REAL Shakespeare was actually a German, accidentally born in England. "Quite a number of people also describe the German classical author, Shakespeare, as belonging to the English literature, because--quite accidentally born at Stratford-on-Avon--he was forced by the authorities of that country to write in English."
--from the Deutcher Weckruf und Beobachter, 1940.
(No, I'm not making either of these claims up)
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Post by scotsgit on Jun 29, 2011 4:44:59 GMT -5
Sorry, this sounds too full of shite to be real: He claims to have asked the Church of England permission to dig up the grave, but under English law, you need a court's permission to do that and it can only be done if (a) it's part of an ongoing criminal investigation or (b) the archaeological knowledge that would be gleaned from such an endeavour would make it worthwhile - and in those cases, it's usually to see what someone died of or to test DNA.
It's also worth mentioning that there's no mention of it on the BBC website and there's been nothing on it on the BBC, ITV or Channel 4 news.
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Post by CtraK on Jun 29, 2011 4:51:05 GMT -5
Hamlet? Try A Midsummer Night's Dream. Try who fucking cares. Try Shakespeare was shit anyway, so what's the big deal? |
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Post by Amaranth on Jun 29, 2011 7:20:38 GMT -5
I love both MacBeth and A Midsummer Night's Dream. If he was high when he came up with those, it shows that marijuanna gives incredible inspiration.  We don't need Shakespeare to prove that. Your average Pot smoker it an accomplished artist, whose mind has been expanded by marijuana in such ways that they are heralded as brilliant. |
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Post by nickiknack on Jun 29, 2011 10:27:27 GMT -5
1. this is ridiculous
2. while we're at it let's dig up the bodies of Bram Stoker, Mary Shelly, the brothers Grimm, and Dan Curtis... ;D
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Post by lighthorseman on Jun 29, 2011 10:33:35 GMT -5
1. this is ridiculous 2. while we're at it let's dig up the bodies of Bram Stoker, Mary Shelly, the brothers Grimm, and Dan Curtis... ;D Can we dig up Stephanie Meyer too? |
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Post by scotsgit on Jun 29, 2011 10:37:54 GMT -5
1. this is ridiculous 2. while we're at it let's dig up the bodies of Bram Stoker, Mary Shelly, the brothers Grimm, and Dan Curtis... ;D Can we dig up Stephanie Meyer too? I haven't finished inhuming her first. |
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Post by nickiknack on Jun 29, 2011 10:38:43 GMT -5
We have to kill her first...I say let's bury her alive
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jun 29, 2011 10:45:43 GMT -5
Can you put Michael Bay with her? I'd love to know what he's on/what's fucked up in his brain, too.
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Post by Amaranth on Jun 29, 2011 11:14:21 GMT -5
Can you put Michael Bay with her? I'd love to know what he's on/what's fucked up in his brain, too. Watch Transformers, it's clear. No, no, don't do that. I wouldn't wish Transformers on Ron Paul. I'll spare your sanity. Michael Bay has the mind of a five year old and writes what amuses him. Pee jokes, racial and ethnic stereotypes, and giant robot balls make him laugh. Unless there's a drug that makes pee jokes funny, that is....Otherwise, his brain is just underdeveloped. |
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Post by itachirumon on Jun 29, 2011 14:58:09 GMT -5
1. this is ridiculous 2. while we're at it let's dig up the bodies of Bram Stoker, Mary Shelly, the brothers Grimm, and Dan Curtis... ;D What?! No Oscar Wilde?! SCREW YOU! I have plans to Mary Shelly him.. he will instantly become one of the leaders of the gay community. Deal, I see your Ian McKellen and raise Sir Sean Connery. The four of them can all dress up in assassin uniforms. Oh wait....that much awesome in one place would cause a Type 4 End of the World Death-By-Implosion scenario...shit. |
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