Post by Armand Tanzarian on Apr 12, 2009 3:12:01 GMT -5
<Shano> ArmandTanzarian you actually ask me this question for at least a second time <Shano> I am a gay <ArmandTanzarian> i read that wrong <ArmandTanzarian> oh yeah <ArmandTanzarian> sorry it's difficult to keep track <Oriet> heh <Trevrabbit> We all really need little tags that say what we are. <ArmandTanzarian> all of you should just fucking wear a sign that says I LIKE COCK <Oriet> and doing goku's "patpat" test doesn't work <ArmandTanzarian> and i'll wear one that says I LIKE PUSSY <Shano> and on top of 300 sucking bad the chests weren't even that good... <ArmandTanzarian> LANDING STRIP PREFERABLY =-= Shano is now known as Ilikec0ck <ArmandTanzarian> lol =-= Ilikec0ck is now known as ILikeC0ck =-= YOU are now known as Ilikepu55y <ILikeC0ck> we only need a bisexual now... =-= Oriet is now known as ILiekBewbs <ILiekBewbs> hmm =-= ILiekBewbs is now known as ILiekBoth <Ilikepu55y> that works <ILiekBoth> ;D
<Vene> Now then, back to reading about STDs <c_v> well at least you're not out there hunting them <NikkiA> gah, now i have a vision of 'steve irwin, STD hunter'... 'crikey, look at the ghonnerea on that!'
<Lithp> My gender-dar is apparently really, really bad. <Lithp> When RR got the little gender icons, I was like, "Holy shit, WTF?!" at every turn. <Vene> Lithp, do you are least know your own? <Lithp> Speaking of, it appears someone definately does not (my own what?) want me on RR, but I can use Rapture Forums. Don't ask me why. <Mattias> Vene, do you are at least known grammer <+ArmandTanzarian> matt, you definitely do not want your parents to be seeing that link <Mattias> well, duh <c_v> *lol* Matt <Vene> Lithp, gender, do you are least know your own gender <Lithp> I would be reluctant to get on this CHANNEL if my parents were in the background. <Lithp> Yes, Vene, I do. <+Current> and...? <Lithp> I am my own gender. <+Current> come on, don't leave us hanging * Lithp is on yet another Ego Trip. * Mattias depants Lithp <Oriet> lol * Lithp appears to have genetalia made of pure energy. * c_v knows * Vene touches it * Mattias goes blind <Lithp> That's probably not a good idea, Vene.... * +Current watches in awe * c_v fukken lols <Vene> I don't do good ideas <Oriet> what kind of energy? libido energy? * Vene doesn't need libido energy <Lithp> It changes. <Lithp> Sometimes it's fire, sometimes lightning, sometimes light, etc. <Mattias> ooh * Vene touches again <+Current> so, are your pants often on fire? <Mattias> can it feed the homeless? <Lithp> No, & it can. <Oriet> or do you feed it the homeless?
Post by Sandafluffoid on Apr 17, 2009 18:07:04 GMT -5
So...yeah. We had a pillow fight.
Edric_wilde:girly pillowfight? 23:53 Yaezakura ninja dodges. 23:53 Vene Did somebody want a nerd? 23:53 Sandafluffoid Yay pillowfight! 23:53 Wompatti hmm? 23:53 Vene Oh, computer nerd, carry on 23:53 c_v incapable of swift movement 23:54 Wompatti pillowfight? I'm not going anywhere 23:54 Sandafluffoid gets into skimpy nightdress and swings pillow at people 23:54 Vene hits Womp with a pillow 23:54 Wompatti HEY! 23:54 c_v fluffs Womps and beats people with him 23:54 Vene Where did you get that dress? 23:54 disgruntledcolonel pillowfight, does someone have to watch outside on a ladder? 23:54 thelazyone whacks someone with a pillow 23:54 thelazyone doesn't know who though 23:54 Wompatti takes a random swing. falls and lands on his face 23:54 Sandafluffoid whacks LAzy wit ha pillow for being indesicive 23:54 thelazyone whacks Sanda for whacking her 23:55 Vene hits Sanda with a pillow for poor space baring 23:55 Wompatti is being fluffed 23:55 Sandafluffoid whacks Edric, because he's the only one who hasn't hit fluffers yet 23:55 Wompatti and smacked 23:55 Bluefinger gets into Ninja stealth mode and peppers everyone with ninja pillow stars 23:55 Vene is pillow stared 23:55 Current stabs blue with an extra sharp pillo 23:56 Sandafluffoid Gets into Pirate nightdress and fires a cannonpillow at Blue 23:56 thelazyone tries to duck Blue's ninja star pillows 23:56 Vene Key word being tries 23:56 thelazyone lights dynamite pillow 23:56 c_v oh man, pillow ninja stars - WANT! 23:56 disgruntledcolonel a ninja duck? 23:56 Bluefinger is forced to flee using Ninja stealth skills to avoid pillow cannon-fire 23:56 Wompatti steals Bluefinger's kidney and hits Current with it 23:56 Yaezakura launches a Pillow Nuke into the room. 23:56 Current shields behind fireproof pillow 23:56 Bluefinger ow! 23:56 Bluefinger I want my kidney back! 23:56 thelazyone I think we all died since we got Pillow nuked... 23:56 Sandafluffoid has his pillow parrot drop pillows on Blue 23:57 Wompatti you can have it 23:57 Current takes kidney and taunts blue with it 23:57 Wompatti it's all mushy anyway 23:57 Sandafluffoid Maybe it's a Zombie pillow fight 23:57 Bluefinger I took ages to rebuild it using gum, duct tape and a heap of rust! 23:57 Vene I want your kidneys! 23:57 Vene Napoleon stole mine due to the quote tunnels 23:57 Wompatti sneaks out of the pillow fight to have a cigarette. ha! suckers! 23:57 c_v so would zombie pillows be all nasty and leaking filling and eat your brains? 23:57 thelazyone says, "braaaains.... braaaains..." then whacks someone with a pillow 23:57 Current changes womps cig into a pillow 23:57 Sandafluffoid whacks Womp with a pillow, but the cigarrette sets the pillow on fire 23:58 Bluefinger tries to get his pillow back from Current 23:58 Bluefinger *kidney 23:58 Bluefinger KIDNEY 23:58 Bluefinger damn those pillows 23:58 Current gives a kidney shape grenade to blue 23:58 Vene Kidney, pillow, it's all good 23:58 Sandafluffoid whacks Current with the burning pillow 23:58 Current burns 23:58 thelazyone Now we're using flaming pillows?! 23:58 Vene I would love a pillow in the shape of a kidney 23:58 Sandafluffoid Womp's Cigarette set it on fire 23:58 Current uses his newly acquired burniness to set everyone on fire 23:59 Sandafluffoid burns 23:59 Vene laughes and burns 23:59 Bluefinger chucked the grenade out of the window, blowing up a nearby and conveniently placed shed. 23:59 thelazyone GYAAAH! I'M ON FIRE! 23:59 Yaezakura Bleh, I'm gonna go lay down for a bit. I dun feel well. Talk to yall later. 23:59 darckseraph retreats to the nearby artillery battery and destroys you all 23:59 Sandafluffoid Toodles, Yaez 23:59 Bluefinger is defeated 23:59 thelazyone bye 23:59 Sandafluffoid dies a slow burning death 23:59 Current is reborn, stronger than ever 23:59 *** Yaezakura quit () 23:59 thelazyone is dead 00:00 darckseraph darckseraph is a lich and takes current under his thrall 00:00 Sandafluffoid is revived by the power of the arcane ones, and lunges at Current with a diamond-edged pillow 00:00 darckseraph lol 00:00 disgruntledcolonel nah, just sleeping, pining for the fjiords 00:00 Sandafluffoid ? 00:00 Armandtanzarian ffuuuuuuuck 00:00 Current points out here's no such thing as a diamond edge pillow 00:00 Armandtanzarian i could use a quiet bath 00:00 thelazyone rises as a zombie 00:00 Sandafluffoid Points out that he just hit current with one so it must exist 00:00 thelazyone braaains.... braaaains 00:00 disgruntledcolonel your current bath too loud? 00:01 Current stabs sanda for being contrary 00:01 Current runs from zombies 00:01 darckseraph casts magic missile 00:01 Sandafluffoid bleeds all over Curren't carpet 00:01 Vene disgruntledcolonel, too many people hitting each other with pillows 00:01 Armandtanzarian well 00:01 darckseraph coillects 100 gold and a magic ring 00:01 Armandtanzarian 2 drunk people are outside hosing themselves 00:01 Sandafluffoid blocks missiles with steel pillow 00:01 thelazyone looks for someone with a tasty looking brain 00:01 disgruntledcolonel sounds charming street theatre 00:01 c_v dude 00:01 Sandafluffoid Phew, I'm safe 00:01 Current offers brain to lazy 00:01 Vene for the record, my mind has been in the gutter too long to be tasty 00:01 thelazyone OM NOM NOM 00:02 Armandtanzarian lol 00:02 Current starts zombie apocalypse 00:02 Sandafluffoid No, I want the credit for killing Current 00:02 Current too late 00:02 Armandtanzarian one of them just said "DUDE MY PENIS JUST SHRUNK FROM THE COLD" 00:02 Current already undead 00:02 Sandafluffoid lurches towards Lazy flailing a pillow on a string 00:02 Armandtanzarian and a girl walks by 00:02 Bluefinger The only way to defeat Current is to whore yourself to me 00:02 disgruntledcolonel will you take luncheon vouchers instead? 00:02 Vene If Current's (un)dead, does that sever the mindlink? 00:02 Bluefinger and him 00:02 thelazyone looks for another brain 00:02 Bluefinger but mostly me 00:02 Current Try to read my mind vene 00:02 Sandafluffoid Mostly whores himself to Blue, without hesitation 00:03 Vene You're filled with anger and you want to feast on the flesh of the living 00:03 Current Yep, stills works 00:03 Vene Fuck 00:03 Current Then again, that was how I was feeling before 00:03 Current so might be residual 00:03 Vene We can only hope 00:03 Bluefinger totally takes advantage of Sanda 00:03 Sandafluffoid doesn't mind 00:03 Armandtanzarian i'm watching a reenactment of Pulp Fiction 00:03 Vene Pics now 00:03 thelazyone Oh my... 00:03 Current srsly 00:04 Sandafluffoid Wow...did a Zombie pillow fight just devolve into this? 00:04 Vene Are you new here or something? 00:04 thelazyone apparently so 00:04 Sandafluffoid I think this needs to be threaded
* NikkiA` pretends to be santa and scares crazalus <Crazalus> I'ma gonna kill you now... <NikkiA`> not if i dress up as santa - you'll run away like a little girl <Mattias> wha? <LadyRenae> ok... i sleep now <NikkiA`> crazalus is scared of santa... <-- LadyRenae has quit (Quit: sleeeep... and snugs later if Napoleon knows what's good for 'im) <Crazalus> *note to self* don't tell Nikki about silly things that have happened to you <NikkiA`> he was frightened by a big infltable-wobbly thing (you know, like car dealerships have) santa that a shop had for christmas, it went 'bubbabababbababa' in his direction, and he shit himself <NikkiA`> oh, and btw, he was 30 <Mattias> HAHA <-- Napoleon_the_Moogle (cgiirc@Rizon-8D00DEA4.hsd1.ut.comcast.net) has left #fstdt <NikkiA`> heaven knows what would have happened if they'd had a frosty one too <Crazalus> what she's not saying is it was on top of a 1 story building, next to a road, there were other buildings masking it, I didn't know it was there, I was on the top deck of a double-decker bus, there was a very strong wind... <NikkiA`> he'd probably be in a mental home cowering to this day.. <Crazalus> the bus came arund the corner and the arms of the santa just went "BLARGLELELELELELE!!" just inces from the bus window... <Crazalus> EVERYONE on the top deck shit themselves <NikkiA`> pro-tip, crazalus was alone on the top deck <Mattias> HAHAHA <Crazalus> was not! was just before the terminal, the bus was full <NikkiA`> it's amazing how you can tell he's pouting just from his words...
Post by MaybeNever on Apr 23, 2009 14:54:37 GMT -5
Aww. Poor Crazalus. My dad used to tell stories like that about me, including at my graduation party. It was mortifying.
"Great Britain's two most senior military officers added to the uneasiness. [...] Lord Wolseley, Adjutant General, thought that it might be possible for an enemy to invade without waiters and pastrycooks." -Robert K. Massie, Dreadnought
<ArmandTanzarian> what the flying fuck: www.hellodamage.com/top/?p=1606 * Mattias enjoys apple butter * Bluefinger clicks link <Mattias> holy shit japan <Mattias> leave some earth for the rest of us to clutter <Trev> I enjoy how the bananna says "bannana" on it. If you can not correctly identify a bannanna, you have bigger problems. <ArmandTanzarian> lol <Crazalus> what about spelling it? <ArmandTanzarian> LAWL <Trev> Holy fuck I spelt banana three different ways, none of which where correct. <Mattias> HAHAHA <Mattias> Trev, you are my hero <Crazalus> that is EPIC TYPO! <Bluefinger> That link is weird <Mattias> fuckin' logged <ArmandTanzarian> OH GOD LAUGHING TOO HARD <Crazalus> <NikkiA`> trev, while mocking people that can't identify a banana properly, that's some mighty fine irony you got there boy <Bluefinger> And the fail here even weirder * Bluefinger wonders if we have entered Bizarro World <Trev> I like to think that somewhere, an English major suddenly cried out and was silenced by my typo.
<+ArmandTanzarian> what the flying fuck: www.hellodamage.com/top/?p=1606 * +Mattias enjoys apple butter * Bluefinger clicks link <+Mattias> holy shit japan <+Mattias> leave some earth for the rest of us to clutter <Trev> I enjoy how the bananna says "bannana" on it. If you can not correctly identify a bannanna, you have bigger problems. <+ArmandTanzarian> lol <+Crazalus> what about spelling it? <+ArmandTanzarian> LAWL <Trev> Holy fuck I spelt banana three different ways, none of which where correct. <+Mattias> HAHAHA <+Mattias> Trev, you are my hero <+Crazalus> that is EPIC TYPO! <Bluefinger> That link is weird <+Mattias> fuckin' logged <+ArmandTanzarian> OH GOD LAUGHING TOO HARD