Post by Armand Tanzarian on Apr 29, 2009 1:15:48 GMT -5
<LadyRenae> why is the pubad so full of typical today? <Mattias> isn't it always? -->| qjane (~chatzilla@Rizon-1F87B545.range86-153.btcentralplus.com) has joined #fstdt <Mantorok> Fundie cloning? <LadyRenae> no it isn't <LadyRenae> it's supposed to be darndest <ArmandTanzarian> sup qjane <LadyRenae> not same old shit <Mattias> LadyRenae, it always has seemed that way to me <Mattias> I vote delete on almost every one <DarkfireTaimatsu> Maybe it's one of those weird holidays. Submit Something Boring Day. <ArmandTanzarian> i think after 100 days of obama the crazy train ran out of fuel <LadyRenae> Mattias, every pubad voter should be more like you. <ArmandTanzarian> they used up the "Obama is a secret muslim socialist" meme <ArmandTanzarian> where do we go from there? <Mattias> yeah, it seems crazy may have plateaud <Mattias> though, RR is always full of suprises <LadyRenae> the battle's done <LadyRenae> and we kind of won <LadyRenae> so we sound our victory cheeeer <LadyRenae> where do we gooo <LadyRenae> frooooom heeeeeeeere <LadyRenae> (blame Armand) <ArmandTanzarian> uhhh <Mattias> of course <ArmandTanzarian> circle jerk? <Mattias> also a good idea
Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Apr 30, 2009 22:41:15 GMT -5
<Trev> Mantorok is charged with finding the best of the internet, saving it to flash drives, and then burying it in the dessert. <Aqualung> o_0 what kind of dessert? <Trev> GAH! <Aqualung> <Aqualung> <Trev> Spelling fail againg. <Trev> You know what? Fuck it. <Trev> I was talking about a DQ blizzard. <Vene> Oh, you were saving that? <Vene> Sorry
There once was a unicorn who would shove His rainbows around like a dove "Always I'll be with you And then make-believe with you Harmony, Harmony, oh love"
13:26 Yahweh|FSTDT What's HR 1913? 13:27 hammermd "Local Law Enforcement Hate Crimes Prevention Act of 2009" 13:28 Yahweh|FSTDT how am I supposed to commit hatecrimes now if people are passing laws against it? 13:29 hammermd commit lovecrimes 13:29 hammermd like rape 13:29 hammermd That's not illegal yet
<Vene> Have you heard of the arthus reaction? <+Shivahn> Yes, now I have. <Vene> Okay, so there was this cocaine addict, he found that injecting it gave him an erection. Being a genius he injected it straight to the source <+Shivahn> Haha, he was allergic? <Vene> Since an injection forms immune complexes it triggers a reaction <+Shivahn> Or, became such? <+Shivahn> yes... <+edric_wilde> eek <Vene> Enough of these complexes leads to a full blown immune response <Vene> The body starts killing the cells <Vene> The tissue dies <kwenf> and his penis falls off? <Vene> The penis fell off <kwenf> nhuh <+Shivahn> That should be a new form of surgury. <+Shivahn> Inject cocaine into appendages. <Wompatti> "Once you go black, you can never go back" <+Shivahn> If that is a pun, it is hilarious
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Last Edit: May 2, 2009 21:02:38 GMT -5 by Wompatti
Post by Sandafluffoid on May 5, 2009 1:43:51 GMT -5
<Shivahn> That poor zombie,. 07:36 <Sandafluffoid> Let's poke it 07:36 *Sandafluffoid pokes the tired, angry, bored zombie 07:37 <Shivahn> I'm going to sit here with my fire and shotgun. 07:37 <Shivahn> Actually, both of those are like 400 miles away. 07:37 <Shivahn> And yes, I just implied that I own a "fire", whatever that is. 07:37 <Shivahn> Probably something really awesome. 07:38 <Sandafluffoid> A fireplace with flames inside it? 07:38 <Shivahn> Heh. Maybe. I wish it were a fire elemental though. 07:38 <Shivahn> Or perhaps a mountain lion that is on fire. 07:38 <Shivahn> But unharmed by it. 07:38 <Sandafluffoid> Wow 07:38 <Sandafluffoid> Just wow 07:39 <Shivahn> You are jealous of Leo, my flaming lion? 07:39 <Sandafluffoid> That is the single most awesome idea since compulsory retroactive abortion! 07:39 <Shivahn> Heh. 07:39 <Shivahn> I bet we could combine them! 07:39 <Sandafluffoid> Leo? why not something more demonic, like Balthazar 07:39 <Shivahn> It was the first name for a lion that came to mind. I think Leo's traditionally fire-based too. 07:39 <Mantorok> And is he flaming because he came out? 07:40 <Shivahn> ... 07:40 <Shivahn> He could be a GAY FIRE LION 07:40 <Sandafluffoid> From fire island! 07:40 <Shivahn> And he goes around aborting people retroactively! 07:40 <Shivahn> YAY 07:40 <Sandafluffoid> Wow, this is the best thing ever 07:40 *** edric_wilde joined #fstdt 07:40 <Shivahn> I wish I could draw better. 07:40 +++ ChanServ has given voice to edric_wilde 07:40 <Sandafluffoid> I think this needs to be threaded 07:40 <Shivahn> My Gay Flaming Mountain Lion would be a great piece of art.