Family Values Rep. Gets Busted With A Stripper

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Family Values Rep. Gets Busted With A Stripper Jul 12, 2011 2:32:27 GMT -5

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Post by Sunglasses Hitler on Jul 12, 2011 2:32:27 GMT -5

Oh how the self-righteous have fallen and fallen hard. Surprisingly enough the striper was not a homosexual male.

Ohio Rep. Robert Mecklenborg.
Soon to be former married father of three.

What’s the matter, don’t like it when your sexual history is made public and judged? A pity that. If he resigns or is removed from his office that would be karmic justice in my opinion. Let’s not forget, this is one of the most driven politicians backing the Heart Beat bill. The strictest anti-abortion bill in the United States. Privacy matters after all.

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Arrest info:
www.scribd.com/doc/59020294/Mecklenborg-arrest-information

One previous count of operating a vehicle while intoxicated!
www.10tv.com/live/content/onnnews/stories/2011/07/01/story-cincinnati-lawmaker.html?sid=102

Viagra in his system, also drunk, two minutes away from the Concepts Show Girls strip club!
www.plunderbund.com/2011/06/30/state-rep-mecklenborg-likely-arrested-with-a-stripper/

Last Edit: Jul 12, 2011 13:32:59 GMT -5 by Sunglasses Hitler

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Family Values Rep. Gets Busted With A Stripper Jul 12, 2011 3:20:35 GMT -5

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Post by Dragon Zachski on Jul 12, 2011 3:20:35 GMT -5

To any right-wing conservative lurkers:

It's not that he ended up with a stripper. That's not why we mock him.

We mock him because he's a hypocrite. Same goes for all of the other Family Values guys we mock when they end up with same sex "escorts".

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The_L God Official Wishbone Fanclub President; Also, The_Awesome The accent is on the 4. Posts: 4,915	Family Values Rep. Gets Busted With A Stripper Jul 12, 2011 5:38:01 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The_L on Jul 12, 2011 5:38:01 GMT -5 Holy balls, a Republican is actually taking the fall for a sex scandal?
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Amaranth God Dead End--Rude and Not Ginger Posts: 7,039	Family Values Rep. Gets Busted With A Stripper Jul 12, 2011 6:58:55 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Amaranth on Jul 12, 2011 6:58:55 GMT -5 Jesus will forgive him.
	MLP Spam derailment....Cool. Creepy passes at underage girls derailment....Cool. Self-promotion derailment....Cool. <snip for flame-bait outside an actual F&B thread.> Stupid meme derailment....Cool. Harmless flirting? ZOMG ADMIN ATTENTION REQUIRED!!!! HARASSMENT! CAPS!

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Amaranth God Dead End--Rude and Not Ginger Posts: 7,039	Family Values Rep. Gets Busted With A Stripper Jul 12, 2011 7:19:31 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Amaranth on Jul 12, 2011 7:19:31 GMT -5 Jul 12, 2011 7:16:39 GMT -5 SimSim said: Well here's a surprise. Republican Party slogan: Protest too much? Not us! Family values for you, strippers for me!
	MLP Spam derailment....Cool. Creepy passes at underage girls derailment....Cool. Self-promotion derailment....Cool. <snip for flame-bait outside an actual F&B thread.> Stupid meme derailment....Cool. Harmless flirting? ZOMG ADMIN ATTENTION REQUIRED!!!! HARASSMENT! CAPS!

shykid God The Queen of Sass & FSTDT Bicycle Twin to Shane, unfathomably random, unquestionably queer Posts: 1,309	Family Values Rep. Gets Busted With A Stripper Jul 12, 2011 8:21:02 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by shykid on Jul 12, 2011 8:21:02 GMT -5 Jul 12, 2011 2:32:27 GMT -5 Sunglasses Hitler said: Surprisingly enough the striper was not a homosexual male. That was basically my first response. "Well, at least it wasn't a male escort this time."
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Family Values Rep. Gets Busted With A Stripper Jul 12, 2011 11:10:04 GMT -5

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Post by gnome on Jul 12, 2011 11:10:04 GMT -5

The only thing that still surprises me about these stories is how bad these guys are at hiding their affairs. You would have thought that after all their experience they would have learned a trick or two.

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Family Values Rep. Gets Busted With A Stripper Jul 12, 2011 11:31:09 GMT -5

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Post by TWoozl on Jul 12, 2011 11:31:09 GMT -5

Sexually repressed, morally repugnant individual gets caught in sexual desperation. Sarcasm at 11.

Color me entirely unsurprised that yet another moral bastion turns out to be nothing more than a common hypocrite.

Too late to stand back. Science is already underway.

DeadpanDoubter God Technicality Wizard-o-Rama Why are you still in my house? Posts: 6,204	Family Values Rep. Gets Busted With A Stripper Jul 12, 2011 11:38:54 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 12, 2011 11:38:54 GMT -5 Where are all the conservative womens going to Tallywhackers or Chippendales?
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Amaranth God Dead End--Rude and Not Ginger Posts: 7,039	Family Values Rep. Gets Busted With A Stripper Jul 12, 2011 12:24:45 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Amaranth on Jul 12, 2011 12:24:45 GMT -5 Jul 12, 2011 11:38:54 GMT -5 DeadpanDoubter said: Where are all the conservative womens going to Tallywhackers or Chippendales? Stupid kid, women don't have libidos or sexual desire!
	MLP Spam derailment....Cool. Creepy passes at underage girls derailment....Cool. Self-promotion derailment....Cool. <snip for flame-bait outside an actual F&B thread.> Stupid meme derailment....Cool. Harmless flirting? ZOMG ADMIN ATTENTION REQUIRED!!!! HARASSMENT! CAPS!

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Family Values Rep. Gets Busted With A Stripper Jul 12, 2011 13:34:07 GMT -5

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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 12, 2011 13:34:07 GMT -5

Jul 12, 2011 12:24:45 GMT -5 Amaranth said:

Jul 12, 2011 11:38:54 GMT -5 DeadpanDoubter said:

Where are all the conservative womens going to Tallywhackers or Chippendales?

Stupid kid, women don't have libidos or sexual desire!

Yeah, right, I'm supposed to believe that the thriving dildo industry is targeted toward men only? Please.

@cait: I'd prefer a female stripper, but then she'd just shrug it off as chatting with an old friend or something. ):

Which is why we need photographers taking pictures of Palin drooling over strippers!

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Family Values Rep. Gets Busted With A Stripper Jul 12, 2011 15:01:48 GMT -5

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Post by Amaranth on Jul 12, 2011 15:01:48 GMT -5

Jul 12, 2011 13:25:43 GMT -5 Caitshidhe said:

Now I want Sarah Palin to get caught with a male stripper. Real bad.

Fuck that. Female stripper. Though the lesbian angle might actually HELP her campaign, but stilllllllll....

Jul 12, 2011 13:34:07 GMT -5 DeadpanDoubter said:

Yeah, right, I'm supposed to believe that the thriving dildo industry is targeted toward men only? Please.

@cait: I'd prefer a female stripper, but then she'd just shrug it off as chatting with an old friend or something. ):

Which is why we need photographers taking pictures of Palin drooling over strippers!

They're massagers. Personal massagers. Penis shaped personal massagers. Don't you know ANYTHING?

Also, for some reason I don't doubt she knows a lot of strippers. Isn't her hometown like the meth capital of Alaska or something?

Not that you have to be a methhead to be a stripper, mind.

MLP Spam derailment....Cool.
Creepy passes at underage girls derailment....Cool.
Self-promotion derailment....Cool.
<snip for flame-bait outside an actual F&B thread.>
Stupid meme derailment....Cool.

Harmless flirting? ZOMG ADMIN ATTENTION REQUIRED!!!! HARASSMENT! CAPS!

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