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Post by discoberry on Jul 18, 2011 16:20:08 GMT -5
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 18, 2011 17:18:41 GMT -5
Wow. So whether or not you own a penis + have had sex with a man doesn't even matter anymore, you just better not LOOK queer.
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Post by Smurfette Principle on Jul 18, 2011 17:36:02 GMT -5
WHAT? I just... I just...  |
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jul 18, 2011 17:49:26 GMT -5
"You appear to be a homosexual, sir."
"What? How?"
"It's your shoes. They're simply to die for!"
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Post by Art Vandelay on Jul 18, 2011 18:07:02 GMT -5
Is it wrong that this made me giggle?
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Post by RavynousHunter on Jul 18, 2011 18:50:45 GMT -5
What, did he not dress in overalls and a wifebeater?
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Post by Shane for Wax on Jul 18, 2011 18:51:53 GMT -5
Ah. The old 'appears gay' excuse.
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Post by Amaranth on Jul 18, 2011 19:00:58 GMT -5
"You appear to be a homosexual, sir." "What? How?" "It's your shoes. They're simply to die for!" You, sir, are AWESOME. |
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Post by clockworkgirl21 on Jul 18, 2011 20:15:53 GMT -5
It's bad enough that they reject homosexual men, but rejecting men who happen to look homosexual?
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Post by Kit Walker on Jul 18, 2011 20:50:25 GMT -5
Well, that counts me out. I had a friend in high school who was straight up convinced I was in the closet and gave me gay sex tips she allegedly had on good authority. I have no upper body strength, I like musical theater, and I'd sooo take a shot in the mouth from Ryan Reynolds.
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Post by ironbite on Jul 18, 2011 21:06:15 GMT -5
who wouldn't take a shot in the mouth from Ryan Reynolds?
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Post by trike on Jul 18, 2011 23:22:22 GMT -5
"You appear to be a homosexual, sir." "What? How?" "It's your shoes. They're simply to die for!" This made me laugh out loud and frighten my sleeping dog. But the situation in the story is ridiculous (and not in a good way) |
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Post by zupper on Jul 19, 2011 0:24:05 GMT -5
For some reason I got a mental image of Michael Palin acting all zany and crazy donating blood and then Graham Chapman acting all serious and being denied.
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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Jul 19, 2011 2:43:18 GMT -5
"You appear to be a homosexual, sir." "What? How?" "It's your shoes. They're simply to die for!" You, sir, are AWESOME. Alternately: "Because those shoes are FABULOUSSS!" |
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Post by lighthorseman on Jul 19, 2011 8:02:02 GMT -5
Its been a zany fucking year so far, but this is... seriously, if the onion made this article up, people would snort and say "thats not funny, its just not believable".
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