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Post by scotsgit on Jul 19, 2011 8:07:39 GMT -5
Alternately: "Because those shoes are FABULOUSSS!" Alternative #2: "Because I saw you when I was cottaging last night!" |
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Post by discoberry on Jul 19, 2011 9:05:18 GMT -5
Its been a zany fucking year so far, but this is... seriously, if the onion made this article up, people would snort and say "thats not funny, its just not believable". That just made me LOL and then a little depressed |
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Post by Meshakhad on Jul 19, 2011 18:33:59 GMT -5
WHAT THE FRAK?
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Post by Thejebusfire on Jul 19, 2011 23:46:35 GMT -5
Alternately: "Because those shoes are FABULOUSSS!" I was going to say something simular. Ninjas man... |
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Post by Shane for Wax on Jul 20, 2011 1:27:44 GMT -5
Alternately: "Because those shoes are FABULOUSSS!" I read that in Jim Carrey's voice. |
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Post by verasthebrujah on Jul 20, 2011 2:38:19 GMT -5
I once had strangers yell at me at a pizza place because they thought I was gay. They told me that they had proof that I was gay (I had long hair and I "laugh gay"). They then proceeded to tell me that I made them sick, then calmly turned and left the resturant, as if this were perfectly normal, acceptable behavior.
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Post by Dragon Zachski on Jul 20, 2011 3:11:46 GMT -5
I once had strangers yell at me at a pizza place because they thought I was gay. They told me that they had proof that I was gay (I had long hair and I "laugh gay"). They then proceeded to tell me that I made them sick, then calmly turned and left the resturant, as if this were perfectly normal, acceptable behavior. FFFFFFFFFFFFfffffffffffffffff.... Fabio has long hair. That man is (presumably) as straight as a vector. And he exudes of masculinity at that. |
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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Jul 20, 2011 3:39:20 GMT -5
Alternately: "Because those shoes are FABULOUSSS!" I read that in Jim Carrey's voice. It was meant to be read in an immensely flamboyant manner... |
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Post by Shane for Wax on Jul 20, 2011 4:01:15 GMT -5
I read that in Jim Carrey's voice. It was meant to be read in an immensely flamboyant manner... I should clarify: Jim Carrey's voice when he said "You're looking fabulouuuuuuus!' in the Grinch. |
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jul 20, 2011 4:22:50 GMT -5
I read that in Jim Carrey's voice. It was meant to be read in an immensely flamboyant manner... Jim Carrey works. |
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Post by malicious_bloke on Jul 20, 2011 6:10:44 GMT -5
I once had strangers yell at me at a pizza place because they thought I was gay. They told me that they had proof that I was gay (I had long hair and I "laugh gay"). They then proceeded to tell me that I made them sick, then calmly turned and left the resturant, as if this were perfectly normal, acceptable behavior. Heh. I don't see what's gay about long hair. My hair reaches halfway down my back...but thankfully the rest of me resembles the fleeting view of bigfoot you get on those videos that surface from time to time. That might also be why arseholes as mentioned in the above post tend not to come and give me verbal abuse...shame  |
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Post by Amaranth on Jul 20, 2011 7:34:22 GMT -5
I once had strangers yell at me at a pizza place because they thought I was gay. They told me that they had proof that I was gay (I had long hair and I "laugh gay"). They then proceeded to tell me that I made them sick, then calmly turned and left the resturant, as if this were perfectly normal, acceptable behavior. It is. Queer bashing is one of the top hobbies in this country (and many others). |
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Post by discoberry on Jul 20, 2011 7:43:49 GMT -5
I once had strangers yell at me at a pizza place because they thought I was gay. They told me that they had proof that I was gay (I had long hair and I "laugh gay"). They then proceeded to tell me that I made them sick, then calmly turned and left the resturant, as if this were perfectly normal, acceptable behavior. Did the dick-wad happen to mention that he was a phlebotomist? You're in the same city, just asking? |
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Post by verasthebrujah on Jul 20, 2011 9:20:05 GMT -5
I once had strangers yell at me at a pizza place because they thought I was gay. They told me that they had proof that I was gay (I had long hair and I "laugh gay"). They then proceeded to tell me that I made them sick, then calmly turned and left the resturant, as if this were perfectly normal, acceptable behavior. Did the dick-wad happen to mention that he was a phlebotomist? You're in the same city, just asking? Ha, no, these guys were with their entire family of six, and I doubt there's a high school diploma among them. I can say that they were hicks quite comfortably, as the "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service" sign on the front door didn't seem to apply to their rather overweight father. I hope that's stronger evidence about their identities than long hair (it wasn't even down to my shoulders at the time) and a gay laugh (seven years later, I still can't figure out what that even means). Also, Gary almost 3 hours north of Indianapolis. It's closer to Chicago. This brand of stupid must just be fairly common in Indiana, regardless of which city/cornfield you're in. |
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Post by Smurfette Principle on Jul 20, 2011 9:47:58 GMT -5
I once had strangers yell at me at a pizza place because they thought I was gay. They told me that they had proof that I was gay (I had long hair and I "laugh gay"). They then proceeded to tell me that I made them sick, then calmly turned and left the resturant, as if this were perfectly normal, acceptable behavior. FFFFFFFFFFFFfffffffffffffffff.... Fabio has long hair. That man is (presumably) as straight as a vector. And he exudes of masculinity at that. My boyfriend has long hair. He is most certainly not gay. I would know. ;D |
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