Michele Bachmann Irene was God's warning

[caseagainstfaith]

Hurricane Irene and last week’s East Coast earthquake are God’s way of telling Washington that the US government needs to cut spending, Michele Bachmann said Sunday.

“Washington, D.C., you’d think by now they’d get the message. An earthquake, a hurricane, are you listening? The American people have done everything they possibly can. Now it’s time for an act of God and we’re getting it,” Representative Bachmann said during a campaign stop in Florida.

source - www.csmonitor.com/USA/Politics/The-Vote/2011/0829/Irene-was-act-of-God.-What-quip-says-about-Michele-Bachmann-campaign

Yes because Hurricanes and Earthquakes are so supernatural am I right? Better luck next time.

[scotsgit]

Next time she says this, I want someone to stand up and say "Yes, it was a warning against you". ;D

[davedan]

You'd think an omnipotent god could be a bit more clear with his warnings.

You know fiery writing across the sky saying - "I warn you about - insert thing -. Here is a taste of my awesome smitiness. If you don't fucking listen up to - thing- I'm going to fuck have you, alright? Now STOP it".

Instead of random geological and metereological events.

[VirtualStranger]

Instead of random geological and metereological events.

Weak, ineffectual ones that do almost no actual damage.

[DeadpanDoubter]

For all they know, Irene was caused by God clapping his hands in glee over gays slowly gaining more rights in the US.

"OH MY ME it passed! Yay! ...oops."

[Armand Tanzarian]

Actually, God wanted to bring more rain to Texas. He missed.

[Mlle Antéchrist]

If this is true, the US needs to stop all of its activities in the middle east and declare war on god, since he's apparently the greatest threat to American national security.

[HarleyThomas1002]

Remember when hurricanes, earthquakes, and other forces of nature were being blamed on teh gheys?

[Mlle Antéchrist]

^^ Given that they were doing that as recently as today, yes, I remember it.

[Sleepy]

Okay, fuck her. No, seriously, fuck this woman. More than 20 people died in the fucking storm, and she's going to twist it like this? There's no low, I swear.

Source for the deaths, btw. news.yahoo.com/irenes-toll-jumps-38-vt-towns-battle-floods-222140755.html

Edited to add a new link, as the death toll has risen.

[verasthebrujah]

Aug 29, 2011 21:04:17 GMT -5 Sleepy said:

Okay, fuck her. No, seriously, fuck this woman. More than 20 people died in the fucking storm, and she's going to twist it like this? There's no low, I swear.

Source for the deaths, btw. news.yahoo.com/irenes-toll-jumps-38-vt-towns-battle-floods-222140755.html

Edited to add a new link, as the death toll has risen.

I wish the corporate liberal media had the balls to actually make this point.

Bachmann: God sent Hurricane Irene to hit New York to punish the state for redefining marriage.

Journalist: So are you saying that the people who died in New York deserved to die? Or is that only those who supported the measure? What about the people up the rest of the East Coast, in states like North Carolina? Did they deserve to die, or does God just have very poor aim?

[Mlle Antéchrist]

Aug 29, 2011 21:53:08 GMT -5 verasthebrujah said:

Aug 29, 2011 21:04:17 GMT -5 Sleepy said:

Okay, fuck her. No, seriously, fuck this woman. More than 20 people died in the fucking storm, and she's going to twist it like this? There's no low, I swear.

Source for the deaths, btw. news.yahoo.com/irenes-toll-jumps-38-vt-towns-battle-floods-222140755.html

Edited to add a new link, as the death toll has risen.

I wish the corporate liberal media had the balls to actually make this point.

Bachmann: God sent Hurricane Irene to hit New York to punish the state for redefining marriage.

Journalist: So are you saying that the people who died in New York deserved to die? Or is that only those who supported the measure? What about the people up the rest of the East Coast, in states like North Carolina? Did they deserve to die, or does God just have very poor aim?

I would pay good money to see one of them actually ask her those questions.

Seriously, the world is full of warlords, slavery, genocide, corrupt leaders, and so on, yet god is only focused on a bloody spending bill and gay marriage? Why isn't a mini storm popping up over Kim Jong-Il's home, or a flood carrying Robert Mugabe out to sea? Two dudes holding hands get god angry, but violence and oppression are all one big "meh" for him?

[Shane for Wax]

Aug 29, 2011 22:05:22 GMT -5 Mlle Antéchrist said:

Aug 29, 2011 21:53:08 GMT -5 verasthebrujah said:

I wish the corporate liberal media had the balls to actually make this point.

Bachmann: God sent Hurricane Irene to hit New York to punish the state for redefining marriage.

Journalist: So are you saying that the people who died in New York deserved to die? Or is that only those who supported the measure? What about the people up the rest of the East Coast, in states like North Carolina? Did they deserve to die, or does God just have very poor aim?

I would pay good money to see one of them actually ask her those questions.

Make me a journalist and I'll do it.

[lighthorseman]

She was only joking. Stupid liberals, no sense of humour.

[Mlle Antéchrist]

More like half-joking.