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Post by carole on Sept 2, 2011 11:25:23 GMT -5
I just got a phone call from the Tea Party Patriots. I looked at the caller ID and saw who it was so at first I wasn't going to answer it. Then I had second thought and figured maybe I could have a little fun, like the time I raved on and on to the republican fund raiser lady about what a great job I thought Obama is doing and how I was so thankful for the public funding I received for my recent abortion because my lesbian lover was really ticked I had the one night stand with a man!!!!.
But by time I answered the phone all I got was a recording saying they were sorry they missed me and would call back later. I was a little disappointed. But then I thought that gives me time to think of really good things to say to them when they call back.
I am looking for suggestions, any help would be appreciated.
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Post by malicious_bloke on Sept 2, 2011 11:35:05 GMT -5
Talk at them in rapid "stereotypical Faux-arabic", so much that they can't get a word in edgeways and eventually hang up
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Post by shykid on Sept 2, 2011 12:45:26 GMT -5
A while back, I did that tactic with rapid-fire Spanish to some interest group on immigration-reform (read "anti-darkies," not "thoughtful people wanting to sensibly fix our immigration problem"). They were trying to gauge and encourage support for Alabama's worse-than-Arizona law (which was recently majorly overturned, AFAIK).
I kept switching back and forth between Spanish and perfect English, saying something in Spanish then repeating it to her in English like a Spanish tutorial video. I told the lady I was white and asked if my Spanish bothered her. She said no, but she kept trying to end the conversation, and I ignored her clues about wanting to hang up.
She eventually hung up on me when I told her my cat came from Spain and taught me Spanish and Basque and I offered to let him teach her.
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