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Post by Vene on May 1, 2009 19:28:25 GMT -5
*headdesk at the stupid*
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Post by The Lazy One on May 1, 2009 20:09:44 GMT -5
That RR thread made my head hurt. Do they not know that people are animals too?
Am I the only one that really hates that stupid barfing emoticon? Now I like emotes, but that one, not so much. And I'm getting really sick of seeing it attached to every post mentioning Obama/homosexuality/atheism/Santa Claus/whatever the "emergency" of the day is. [/semi related rant]
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HoJuSimpson
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Post by HoJuSimpson on May 1, 2009 20:14:23 GMT -5
Yeah I like the one about how gay animals are demon possessed too  That would explain this delightfulness from our loving savior  |
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Zabimaru
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Post by Zabimaru on May 1, 2009 20:16:03 GMT -5
Yeah I like the one about how gay animals are demon possessed too Wait, don't they say that animals don't have souls? Isn't a soul supposedly needed for demon-possessions? Or can they possess anything? Oh well, I don't know what the "official" word is on those things is, but I guess asking fundies to keep their stories straight and consistent is an exercise in futility. |
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Post by antichrist on May 1, 2009 20:19:59 GMT -5
They'll say that Jesus cast demons into pigs
And all the movies have demon possessed animals, and we all know they have no idea what fiction is.
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Post by clockworkgirl21 on May 1, 2009 23:06:18 GMT -5
That whole thread made me retch.
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Post by Hades on May 2, 2009 4:02:21 GMT -5
I used to have a math tutor who bred Miniature Schnauzers. I can tell you I witnessed my fair share of homosexual behavior in those dogs. It was actually more common among the females. They would mount another female and thrust as if they had a penis, and eventually give up. The males, as far as I know, never successfully penetrated another male, but they certainly tried.
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Post by qjane on May 2, 2009 6:00:32 GMT -5
One of them started out a post with "As Christians, we value the truth so we have to be intellectually honest." And then launched into an explanation of homosexuality in animals and the Hormone Disruption Theory. Not two posts later, one of the mods shut down the thread for having "run it's course." Big fucking surprise.
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Post by schizophonic on May 2, 2009 9:50:24 GMT -5
The FAIL is strong with this one. |
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Post by Madame Scarlet on May 3, 2009 9:56:01 GMT -5
Yeah I like the one about how gay animals are demon possessed too That's so fucking... well, silly. Do they really think that demons have nothing better to do than possess animals so they can have gay animal sex? |
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Post by erictheblue on May 3, 2009 10:40:56 GMT -5
Yeah I like the one about how gay animals are demon possessed too That's so fucking... well, silly. Do they really think that demons have nothing better to do than possess animals so they can have gay animal sex? Think about it. Demons spend so much of their time "forcing" True Christians tm to think about gay sex. So of course, the demons are thinking about gay sex, which makes the demons horny. So they have to do SOMETHING to take care of the problem. ;D |
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Post by wackadoodle on May 3, 2009 10:42:06 GMT -5
One of them started out a post with "As Christians, we value the truth so we have to be intellectually honest." And then launched into an explanation of homosexuality in animals and the Hormone Disruption Theory. Not two posts later, one of the mods shut down the thread for having "run it's course." Big fucking surprise. Cant let them know what the world outside jamestown is really like, that might tempt them to leave. |
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Post by ironbite on May 3, 2009 16:46:00 GMT -5
Obviouslly they've gotton asexual reproduction confused somehow.
Ironbite-which considering the source is more then likely.
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Post by Sigmaleph on May 3, 2009 22:07:54 GMT -5
Self fertilization is possible in some hermaphrodites, but I'm not sure if the process counts as intercourse. Etymologically, the "inter" part refers to it being between two individuals.
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Post by Vene on May 3, 2009 23:32:54 GMT -5
Current, just be damn glad you can't get pregnant from masturbation.
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