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Post by dasfuchs on Aug 9, 2009 12:00:41 GMT -5
Shooping? You mean like PhotoShooping your house to make it disappear, so burglars won't see it? Na, it's the "I'ma firn' mah lazar BLAAAAARAGHLHLHLH" thing
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Post by dasfuchs on Aug 9, 2009 12:05:57 GMT -5
Man, someone broke into our house when were on vacation in Florida...and all they did was smoke crack in our house. That's it. Nothing was stolen, nothing broken, just two bloody used crack pipes in the middle of the hall. Needless to say, the next time we went to Florida, we let our uncle take care of the place. He brought his shotgun, a .22-long rifle, and a .357 revolver. That spooked a lot of the local "gangstas." I guess it all depends, lots of the 'gangstas' out there are posers, show them a .22 or wave a stick in the air and they piss themselves. Normally the more steriotypical hood they look, the more of a poser they are. Used to have a group that hung around my old neighborhood. After plinking the yield sign at the end of the road with an air rifle a few nights in a row, they stopped hanging out near my house. Prolly was the extra icing for them to move on, they used to get a good view of me cleaning rifles in the garage Edit because eye sp3l gud
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Aug 9, 2009 12:13:53 GMT -5
Shooping? You mean like PhotoShooping your house to make it disappear, so burglars won't see it? Na, it's the "I'ma firn' mah lazar BLAAAAARAGHLHLHLH" thing I beat you to it.
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Post by Jedi Knight on Aug 9, 2009 13:55:03 GMT -5
Great now I have a mental image of a raptor and a porn star squaring off. Add a bloke with a lightsaber to that image, 'cause I'm so joining Ibby on this quest.
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Post by Trevelyan on Aug 9, 2009 14:12:06 GMT -5
Add a bloke with a lightsaber to that image, 'cause I'm so joining Ibby on this quest. See if I do that, then in all fairness I have to have a Nazi riding Ironbite. In what way I mean that, is entirely up in the air.
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Post by Vene on Aug 9, 2009 15:10:36 GMT -5
Add a bloke with a lightsaber to that image, 'cause I'm so joining Ibby on this quest. See if I do that, then in all fairness I have to have a Nazi riding Ironbite. In what way I mean that, is entirely up in the air. Get me a German WWII uniform and a harness for Ironbite.
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Post by dasfuchs on Aug 9, 2009 19:28:59 GMT -5
Add a bloke with a lightsaber to that image, 'cause I'm so joining Ibby on this quest. See if I do that, then in all fairness I have to have a Nazi riding Ironbite. In what way I mean that, is entirely up in the air. Guess that elects me to join the crusade, since that seems to be what i'm called alot
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Post by erictheblue on Aug 9, 2009 21:03:41 GMT -5
I joke that if someone broke into my apartment, my little dog would wind around their feet (wanting attention) and trip them. Then my golden retriever mix would "kiss" them to death.
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Post by RavynousHunter on Aug 9, 2009 23:04:42 GMT -5
Man, someone broke into our house when were on vacation in Florida...and all they did was smoke crack in our house. That's it. Nothing was stolen, nothing broken, just two bloody used crack pipes in the middle of the hall. Needless to say, the next time we went to Florida, we let our uncle take care of the place. He brought his shotgun, a .22-long rifle, and a .357 revolver. That spooked a lot of the local "gangstas." I guess it all depends, lots of the 'gangstas' out there are posers, show them a .22 or wave a stick in the air and they piss themselves. Normally the more steriotypical hood they look, the more of a poser they are. Used to have a group that hung around my old neighborhood. After plinking the yield sign at the end of the road with an air rifle a few nights in a row, they stopped hanging out near my house. Prolly was the extra icing for them to move on, they used to get a good view of me cleaning rifles in the garage Edit because eye sp3l gud True. Most of these guys were just two-bit hoods or, at worst, weed dealers. The thing that scared most of the hoods for a long time there was my brother's spear. From what I heard, they were afraid we'd go Ma Chao on their asses, which I would if one of those little cockmunchers tried to so much as hit my door too hard. Being an experience staff fighter, I'm also reasonably good with spears and other such polearms.
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Post by dasfuchs on Aug 10, 2009 0:00:00 GMT -5
I guess it all depends, lots of the 'gangstas' out there are posers, show them a .22 or wave a stick in the air and they piss themselves. Normally the more steriotypical hood they look, the more of a poser they are. Used to have a group that hung around my old neighborhood. After plinking the yield sign at the end of the road with an air rifle a few nights in a row, they stopped hanging out near my house. Prolly was the extra icing for them to move on, they used to get a good view of me cleaning rifles in the garage Edit because eye sp3l gud True. Most of these guys were just two-bit hoods or, at worst, weed dealers. The thing that scared most of the hoods for a long time there was my brother's spear. From what I heard, they were afraid we'd go Ma Chao on their asses, which I would if one of those little cockmunchers tried to so much as hit my door too hard. Being an experience staff fighter, I'm also reasonably good with spears and other such polearms. I guess that'd be another tactic i'd try if needed, act all the part of an insane, disturbed individual to them to scare them I'll act like a conservative
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Post by ironbite on Aug 10, 2009 0:16:08 GMT -5
See if I do that, then in all fairness I have to have a Nazi riding Ironbite. In what way I mean that, is entirely up in the air. Get me a German WWII uniform and a harness for Ironbite. Hell no. You can go ride one of my Chibi Clones. Ironbite-bastards ain't riding me in any way, shape, or form.
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Post by wmdkitty on Aug 10, 2009 1:11:05 GMT -5
Really? Even if we're... "riding" you?
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Post by ironbite on Aug 10, 2009 1:17:51 GMT -5
I ride you.
Ironbite-simple as that.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Aug 10, 2009 3:03:51 GMT -5
Then I suppose you have an explanation for why I've been sitting on your head this whole time?
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Post by RavynousHunter on Aug 10, 2009 6:13:43 GMT -5
You obviously paid him, duh!
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