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Post by ironbite on Aug 4, 2009 13:29:55 GMT -5
So I don't believe I've told anyone my religions belifes. Its come up a few times but I don't think I've clarified them. So here it is.
I worship a ball of light that claims to be the personification of time itself and came from a race of beings that existed since the big bang itself. So what am I preaching? I preach nothing! That's right. For the low low price of 10 bucks, you too can be converted to the church of Ironbite's Glowing Ball of Light that Lives In His head. And after that, all you have to do is...nothing. Just be kind to your fellow person and be unkind to those who would attempt to lead you wrong. So who wants to be saved? Who wants to escape the crushing blow of entropy?
Ironbite-and who wants to steal the Fallen's face?
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Post by Rime on Aug 4, 2009 13:37:04 GMT -5
I think I'd rather join the Church of Awesome and listen to the Gospel of Strongbad.
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Post by Spark on Aug 4, 2009 13:45:52 GMT -5
I don't have $10.
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Post by secularskeptic on Aug 4, 2009 14:33:39 GMT -5
:::looking under sofa cushions for enough change to make 10 bucks::::
Can we do 8.75?
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Post by Rat Of Steel on Aug 4, 2009 15:22:46 GMT -5
I worship a ball of light that claims to be the personification of time itself and came from a race of beings that existed since the big bang itself. *peeks into Ironbite's ear*Yog-Sothoth, is that you?
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Post by devilschaplain2 on Aug 4, 2009 15:25:35 GMT -5
Oh no you don't--I'm not going anywhere near your glowing balls again....not after what happened last time......*fetal position*
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Post by Tiger on Aug 4, 2009 15:36:05 GMT -5
:::looking under sofa cushions for enough change to make 10 bucks:::: Can we do 8.75? I'll give you $1.25 and we can divide up the membership proportionally.
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Post by secularskeptic on Aug 4, 2009 17:47:06 GMT -5
:::looking under sofa cushions for enough change to make 10 bucks:::: Can we do 8.75? I'll give you $1.25 and we can divide up the membership proportionally. I'm in. Your avatar still makes me think that kitty has reason for a lawsuit.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Aug 4, 2009 18:01:28 GMT -5
...I can't believe I sat there & listened to all of that. Or that people would pay to join this.
*Ahem.*
Heathen! As a Jenova's witness, I know that there is no salvation, only an early trip to the Lifestream! Praise Hojo!
*Maniacal laughter.*
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Post by Vene on Aug 4, 2009 19:05:48 GMT -5
So I don't believe I've told anyone my religions belifes. Its come up a few times but I don't think I've clarified them. So here it is. I worship a ball of light that claims to be the personification of time itself and came from a race of beings that existed since the big bang itself. So what am I preaching? I preach nothing! That's right. For the low low price of 10 bucks, you too can be converted to the church of Ironbite's Glowing Ball of Light that Lives In His head. And after that, all you have to do is...nothing. Just be kind to your fellow person and be unkind to those who would attempt to lead you wrong. So who wants to be saved? Who wants to escape the crushing blow of entropy? Ironbite-and who wants to steal the Fallen's face? I'd rather worship Unicron.
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Post by Marc on Aug 4, 2009 19:54:04 GMT -5
So I don't believe I've told anyone my religions belifes. Its come up a few times but I don't think I've clarified them. So here it is. I worship a ball of light that claims to be the personification of time itself and came from a race of beings that existed since the big bang itself. So what am I preaching? I preach nothing! That's right. For the low low price of 10 bucks, you too can be converted to the church of Ironbite's Glowing Ball of Light that Lives In His head. And after that, all you have to do is...nothing. Just be kind to your fellow person and be unkind to those who would attempt to lead you wrong. So who wants to be saved? Who wants to escape the crushing blow of entropy? Actually, I'm kinda looking forward to entropy, thanks. And I'm kinda partial to my $10. I really don't want to give it up. Marc
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Post by Sigmaleph on Aug 4, 2009 19:54:53 GMT -5
I don't need to pay to do nothing. I can get that for free.
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Post by ironbite on Aug 4, 2009 20:18:27 GMT -5
Damn...you're all to smart. Oh well, Plan B.
Ironbite-*puts a stocking over face and holds up a vaugly gun shapped potato* GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Aug 4, 2009 20:24:17 GMT -5
*Attempts to lift a 6 foot nodachi. Eventually gives up & just stabs Ironbite with a steak knife.*
That may very well have been the worst holy war/attempted robbery I have ever taken part in.
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Post by Spark on Aug 4, 2009 20:27:47 GMT -5
Damn...you're all to smart. Oh well, Plan B. Ironbite-*puts a stocking over face and holds up a vaugly gun shapped potato* GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY! Here's why this won't work either: 1) I can see your face through the stocking. 2) That gun is a potato. 3) I still don't have any money.
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