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Post by calee022 on Aug 30, 2009 18:14:20 GMT -5
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Post by Ian1732 on Aug 30, 2009 19:11:56 GMT -5
He thinks THAT'S why we fear bananas? Just look at them! That curved shape goes perfectly with the stem to STAB YOU IN THE EYE!!!
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Post by Hades on Aug 30, 2009 19:16:35 GMT -5
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Post by Ian1732 on Aug 30, 2009 19:28:51 GMT -5
Exactly, Hades!
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Post by Mira on Aug 30, 2009 19:43:24 GMT -5
HOLY FUCK HADES!
You know some of us are atheists, are you trying to give me a heart attack?
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Post by Tiger on Aug 30, 2009 21:02:45 GMT -5
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Post by Ian1732 on Aug 30, 2009 22:33:21 GMT -5
I know they're painfully obvious, but I still want to watch some rebuttals on that particular video. You got any? |
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Post by tiado on Aug 31, 2009 0:03:36 GMT -5
Wait a minute? I'm supposed to fear bananas? It MUST be the work of an almighty being because a plant couldn't have possibly have adapted to bear fruit that is appealing to an animal. No sireee! Oh and these creationists must not be aware that what they know as a banana is actually a specially bred and domesticated version of the fruit. A wild banana looks nothing like the bananas we are familiar with. A wild banana is stubby, small, full of seeds, and inedible by humans. That second video was pretty good and a nice rebuttal to the first one, and the source of the best screencap I've seen in a long time. Possibly NSFW, so it's behind this link instead. |
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Post by RavynousHunter on Aug 31, 2009 4:22:46 GMT -5
Here I was thinking they were gonna demonize bananas because of their resemblance to a ... well ... certain part of the male anatomy. Certainly anything that could be used as a female masturbatory aide is evil, right?
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Post by dasfuchs on Aug 31, 2009 8:57:42 GMT -5
Wait a minute? I'm supposed to fear bananas? It MUST be the work of an almighty being because a plant couldn't have possibly have adapted to bear fruit that is appealing to an animal. No sireee! Oh and these creationists must not be aware that what they know as a banana is actually a specially bred and domesticated version of the fruit. A wild banana looks nothing like the bananas we are familiar with. A wild banana is stubby, small, full of seeds, and inedible by humans. That second video was pretty good and a nice rebuttal to the first one, and the source of the best screencap I've seen in a long time. Possibly NSFW, so it's behind this link instead. Hence why most of the saner fundies dropped the 'banana defense' because they know it's full of shit. the ones that still use it are either ignorant, or truly psychotic |
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Post by The Lazy One on Aug 31, 2009 10:36:45 GMT -5
YIPES! BANANAS! *hides under the desk with a baseball bat*
Seriously, though, I likes bananas in ice cream. NOM NOM NOM. It's a bit problematic when your "ULTIMATE ATHEIST WEAPON!" tastes good with ice cream and chocolate sauce.
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Post by Spark on Aug 31, 2009 10:51:39 GMT -5
Bananas are just too tasty and versatile to be frightening.
I thought this was going to be about Banana Phone, but that would be a strange thing to put in Preaching and Worship.
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Post by Hades on Aug 31, 2009 12:25:08 GMT -5
I like banana peanut butter sammiches.
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Post by Ian1732 on Aug 31, 2009 12:26:55 GMT -5
... You are the bravest atheists I've ever met.
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Post by Tiger on Aug 31, 2009 14:13:41 GMT -5
I know they're painfully obvious, but I still want to watch some rebuttals on that particular video. You got any? are the search results. There's a ton of "Re: Peanut Butter, The Atheist's Nightmare!" videos on there. Go nuts. |
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